I still have no clue who the people in the People’s Choice Awards are, but that annual show the second week in January each year pretty much kicks off the A-list award show season, which means for the next six weeks you can anticipate a ton of glamorous looking hotties all decked out in their finest expensive frocks walking up and down the red carpet discussing the truly wonderful subject of self-importance. We once had a blogger award show but everybody who showed up was scruffy and doughy and wearing ironic T-shirts and not wanting to talk to each other. Albeit, it was slightly more real than the People’s Choice Awards.
Despite the silliness of the award show concept, it does bring out the major league celebrity good-lookers, including last night, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Beth Behrs, Kat Dennings, and Malin Akerman, who were my own Personal Choice Awards for best looking cleavage shows on the red carpet. Not that anybody would be slightly interested in that when they could be watching boy teens they’ve never heard of receive awards for something or other. What a night (to read about the next morning). Enjoy.
While I do have a prejudice against girls with silent letters in their names, going back to a girl in grade school with a silent ‘g’ in her name who broke my heart, Beth Behrs is TV thespianic hotties gaining serious traction in the libidos of men-kind. While it’s easy to be overshadowed by the likes of co-star Kat Dennings and her outrageous bosom, Beth is coming out of the shadows and flashing serious leggy hotness in her new spread in Esquire magazine.
After seeing Beth in her little bits of lingerie, I’m inclined to place her on the pedestal of my fantasy girl hierarchy right next to Kat, or, even better, place her to the right of Kat with me positioned firmly in betwixt their sextastic. Mmm, naughty monkey in the middle. Now there’s a sport. Looking might fine today, Beth Behrs. Enjoy.
The annual Independent Spirit Awards are always held the day before the Oscars, and they’re kind of like the Oscars for indie films, except that everybody feels obliged to dress and act all ‘indie’ and even the big stars and big studios pretend that they’re struggling artists just trying to get decent low budget films made. It’s kind of a big charade, but a big charade that includes some super sextastic celebrities each year, so we always pay attention.
And this year we were rewarded with the presence of our be-lusted Kate Beckinsale, a slender-ific looking Zoe Saldana, Kirsten Dunst ever fappable, new to us hottie, Beth Behrs, and Anna Kendrick, who we can’t help but imagine playing ride ‘em cowboy with (you insert your own mental image here), but that overbite and bosom are literally killing us here. Enjoy.