Egotastic
I don't remember girls looking like this senior year of high school, save for Brooke Yeadermeister, who was so hot that she would just straight-faced tell dudes that she was too hot for them to have a chance. I always admired her honesty, though not as much as I admired peeking up her skirt on the bleachers. Hey, an Egotastic! man has to know how to turn sour grapes into cheap wine.
Still at 18, not many girls sizzled quite like Hungarian hottie supermodel Barbara Palvin, just ridiculously sextastic in her new Victoria's Secret designer lingerie photoshoot. It's not barely legal, but I do find myself barely able to breathe whilst perusing Barbara and her heavenly body in little bits of silk and lace. It's almost unfair when girls this young and barely-English speaking look so smoking good. Enjoy.
Barbara Palvin Hotness Shines Through Even the Most Artsy Chick Magazine Coverings
I'll really never understand two things about women: first, why they need 25 minutes to drop a deuce in the restroom, and, second, why they love to see other women wearing masks and veils and elaborate Victorian era costumes, rather than just, say, nekkid, or perhaps some panties and a bra. I guess the latter has something to do with the same reason women like foreplay. Okay, now that's three things I'll never understand.
However, when it comes to a woman as hot as young Victoria's Secret phenom, Barbara Palvin, we can finally come together as a gender and declare that even dolled up in silly costumery, Barbara Palvin is so effin' hot she can deliver tingly feelings to both men and women in spreads like her current Elle U.K. cover pictorial. Veils and goofy wardrobe (which I'm sure costs more than half of year's rent for me) can not block the power of the Palvin sextastic.
Though once tainted by rumors of a fling with The Devil's Midget, Barbara Palvin has put that little fay boy love in her past and her future looks very hot indeed. Enjoy.
THE WAY WE TRULY PREFER TO SEE BARBARA PALVIN