Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli Sexy As Helli in Elle Spain

I could watch Bar Refaeli cleaning trout and get a four hour stiffie requiring immediate medical attention. Oversharing? Absolutely. But I feel compelled to gush my inner most deep and profound feelings of procreative lust any and all times I get feast peeps upon this ridiculously hot Israeli supermodel. Bar Refaeli lives in that class of the sextastic where you feel like she can't even be real. If you touch her, she may disappear. Though, of course, you're going to try and touch her.

Even in this rather innocent spread in the current edition of Elle Spain, Bar Refaeli glows like a highly refined vision of lust inducement, smiling for the cameras so nonchalantly, as if she's not causing millions of men around the world to simultaneously grimace. That is power. True power. I wish Bar would hold me down and lay some of it upon me. Oh, Bar! Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Sextastic Saucy Lingerie Pictures for Passionata

Bar Refaeli, where have you been all my life?

The uber-sextastic Israeli supermodel has disappeared for a while now, I suppose filming her new role as X-Factor judge in her native country, as well as probably dating strings of very wealthy gentleman, but in lingerie on the pages of catalogs and magazines and hanging in the shrine on my wall is where this ridiculously amazing bodied woman belongs.

And she is back, in the new Passionata catalog line for 2014, all dolled up, styled up, but ever sextastic in bras and panties. Nobody quite does it like Bar. I know. I've looked at others. With Bar, there's just an entirely different chain of neurons firing off their happy nodes. It's like riding a roller coaster for the first time, every time. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli 28th Birthday Wishes with 20 Sextastic Dream Photos

There's no way I'm missing Bar Refaeli birthday wishes. I'm horrible about remembering these events, but I am not missing out on the excuses to post some of my favorite Bar Refaeli photos in honor of her 28th birthday today. Okay, so maybe on Israeli time I'm already late, but here in L.A. my private Bar birthday party is just getting going.

Take a look at 20 of some of my very favorite Bar Refaeli photos and see if you don't feel like joining in the spanking machine for her birthday. I guess that pun is kind of intended. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Covered Nekkid, Kendall Jenner Cleavy, and Aubrey O’Day Even Cleavier Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Another week and another dollop of self-published goodness from the sweet looking women who roam the hallways of Hollywood, Inc. From head to toe these egomaniacal hotties are transmitting sextastic photos of themselves onto the world wide web for your viewing pleasure. So, um, thanks.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner showing off, Gisele Bundchen yoga posing, Aubrey O'Day reinventing her bosom, Coco working the stripper pole, Candice Swanepoel in a bikini, Bar Rafeali in an even smaller bikini, and so much much more. You owe it to your still lingering Cinco De Mayo hangover to check out each and every one of these salacious bits of wonderment. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Perfect Bodied Hotness for Passionata Lingerie Spring Summer 2013

We saw some of these Bar Refaeli lingerie pictures a few weeks back, but now the fuller set of the Israeli supermodel in all her lingerie splender for Passionata lingerie and their Spring Summer collection for Lucky '13. Quite impactful you might say.

It did take us some time to get over seeing Bar Refaeli, our most belusted, making out with nerd boy in the GoDaddy commercial during the Super Bowl. But, given just how damn sextastic Bar is, we couldn't let our hostility leave us missing the sight of her for too long. This is quite a lingerie visual treat for our Refaeli lusting hearts. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Foxy as a Superbabe in Fox Clothing

Sometimes, to be considered a great, you need only choose one area of endeavor and dominate that single pursuit. Like, the fastest man in the world. Can he paint amazing watercolor landscapes or does he know  the ever changing rules for home office deductions on the 1099 form? Meh, who cares. He can run the 100-meter dash faster than a cheetah.

Such is the case with Bar Refaeli. For all the years we've been tracking Bar now, we really don't know what else she's good at besides looking forever model hot. But she is so effin' good at doing just that. Even when dressed, as she appears in new Fox apparel ads, Bar manages to bring something beyond mere hotness to the visual table, we're looking at some form of greatness. You know it when you see it, and though I've been staring at her for the past four hours, I've still not seen it enough. Enjoy.

Bar Refeali Passionata Lingerie Pictures Put the Sextastic Cherries on Top

The idea of Bar Refaeli in my kitchen baking in her underthings is really almost too sweet to fathom. In fact, who even needs the baking and kitchen part; cooking seems so unnecessary and the bedroom does seem like a more optimal showcase for the Israeli model's hot bodily talents.

Still, when the uber-sextastic Bar is in her bra and panties, as far as I'm concerned, she makes the rules. And if she wants to bake an effin' pie, she will bake an effin' pie. And, then, we shall dine on her fruity tart concoction together. Enjoy.