I’m not exactly schooled in the spiritual and physical arts of the East, but I’m pretty sure that Bar Refaeli on all fours in a fully exposed supine position is a wonderful omen. At least, I’m thanking my lucky stars as we speak.
Each week I look long and hard, as it were, for a harbinger of the hotness for the week to come. I can think of no more passion inducing omen than this Instagram photo of Bar that popped up over the weekend. That’s it, I’m out of boner metaphors, but this week is just getting started here on Egotastic!. Stay tuned for some things you’ve kind of seen before, some things you’ve never seen before, and some things you will definitely need to hide from the children. Enjoy the week ahead.
We rarely get to see Israeli supermodel and object d’ lust Bar Refaeli in candid repose, so I consider this some treat to peep the uber-sextastic 20-something model on what I’m sure is her rather exclusive accommodations while on vacation in Ibiza.
Yes, supermodels get tired too. All that catwalking and posing and smiling, but not big smiling, more like knowing smirks. It’s exhausting. Plus, the parties, the champagne, the crazy backstage parties. I’m sure a girl needs to recharge those batteries. Batteries I happen to be peering at right now whilst ogling Bar Refaeli in her bikini.
Someday, I’ll be on that beach with Bar, holding her towel and asking her if she needs another bubbly water or something. Still, anyway to get close enough to pick up the scent of Refaeli. This is the mission. Enjoy.
I could watch Bar Refaeli cleaning trout and get a four hour stiffie requiring immediate medical attention. Oversharing? Absolutely. But I feel compelled to gush my inner most deep and profound feelings of procreative lust any and all times I get feast peeps upon this ridiculously hot Israeli supermodel. Bar Refaeli lives in that class of the sextastic where you feel like she can’t even be real. If you touch her, she may disappear. Though, of course, you’re going to try and touch her.
Even in this rather innocent spread in the current edition of Elle Spain, Bar Refaeli glows like a highly refined vision of lust inducement, smiling for the cameras so nonchalantly, as if she’s not causing millions of men around the world to simultaneously grimace. That is power. True power. I wish Bar would hold me down and lay some of it upon me. Oh, Bar! Enjoy.
Bar Refaeli, where have you been all my life?
The uber-sextastic Israeli supermodel has disappeared for a while now, I suppose filming her new role as X-Factor judge in her native country, as well as probably dating strings of very wealthy gentleman, but in lingerie on the pages of catalogs and magazines and hanging in the shrine on my wall is where this ridiculously amazing bodied woman belongs.
And she is back, in the new Passionata catalog line for 2014, all dolled up, styled up, but ever sextastic in bras and panties. Nobody quite does it like Bar. I know. I’ve looked at others. With Bar, there’s just an entirely different chain of neurons firing off their happy nodes. It’s like riding a roller coaster for the first time, every time. Enjoy.
There’s no way I’m missing Bar Refaeli birthday wishes. I’m horrible about remembering these events, but I am not missing out on the excuses to post some of my favorite Bar Refaeli photos in honor of her 28th birthday today. Okay, so maybe on Israeli time I’m already late, but here in L.A. my private Bar birthday party is just getting going.
Take a look at 20 of some of my very favorite Bar Refaeli photos and see if you don’t feel like joining in the spanking machine for her birthday. I guess that pun is kind of intended. Enjoy.
Another week and another dollop of self-published goodness from the sweet looking women who roam the hallways of Hollywood, Inc. From head to toe these egomaniacal hotties are transmitting sextastic photos of themselves onto the world wide web for your viewing pleasure. So, um, thanks.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner showing off, Gisele Bundchen yoga posing, Aubrey O’Day reinventing her bosom, Coco working the stripper pole, Candice Swanepoel in a bikini, Bar Rafeali in an even smaller bikini, and so much much more. You owe it to your still lingering Cinco De Mayo hangover to check out each and every one of these salacious bits of wonderment. Enjoy.