Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli Modeling Her Own Bedroom Undies Is Simply the Best

Would you buy underwear from this woman? Why, yes, I’d buy it right off her back, if only I could. Oh, the floor samples.

Bar Refaeli is simply one of the hottest women in the world. She could sell bricks and I’d buy a Third Little Pig’s houseful of them. But the notion that she’s pimping her own line of undies, right off her body, well, that’s almost too perfect to be true. But it is true. Which is perfect. Just like Bar. I’m babbling because seeing Bar in pink cotton bra and panties has put me into something of a frenzied state. I suppose that is the intention. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Simply Hot in Israeli Magazine

Ever so simple, ever so hot, Bar Refaeli appears in Laisha magazine, which I suppose is probably something meant for the ladies of Israel, but anything to do with Bar Refaeli has to be shared among the man folk as well. Just one of the most amazingly hot women on this planet, who now that she’s free of all her DiCaprio beard silliness and other missteps of her youth, can attain even new heights of exhibitionist brilliance, from innocent spreads such as this, to the more and more revealing photos and selfies she digs sharing on social media.

Someday, I’d love to hear Bar Refaeli shout out Hebrew words in ecstasy on or about my person, even if she’s faking it. I can’t even tell when a woman does that in English, so I should be all good. Bar, call me. I’m in the phone book under Sweaty and Desperate. Enjoy.

L’Shana Tova! A Plethora of Hebrew School Hotties to Celebrate the Jewish New Year

Happy 5774 to our Hebraic friends worldwide, celebrating the New Year’s this evening by blowing their shofars and laughing hysterically at Mel Brooks comedies that I find only somewhat funny. We love all of the creeds and cultures and nations that represent the vast Egotastic! audience, but today we are highlighting some of the lovely ladies of past Bat Mitzvah classes who give us so much viewing pleasure throughout the year.

Dip them apples in the honeypot likes of Bar Refaeli, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson and many others in our Hebrew School Hotties tribute gallery for the New Year. Mazel tov!

Bar Refaeli Upward Bowing Yoga Pose Means It’s Going to Be a Great Week

I’m not exactly schooled in the spiritual and physical arts of the East, but I’m pretty sure that Bar Refaeli on all fours in a fully exposed supine position is a wonderful omen. At least, I’m thanking my lucky stars as we speak.

Each week I look long and hard, as it were, for a harbinger of the hotness for the week to come. I can think of no more passion inducing omen than this Instagram photo of Bar that popped up over the weekend. That’s it, I’m out of boner metaphors, but this week is just getting started here on Egotastic!. Stay tuned for some things you’ve kind of seen before, some things you’ve never seen before, and some things you will definitely need to hide from the children. Enjoy the week ahead.

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures Candid Glimpses of the Sextastic on Vacation

We rarely get to see Israeli supermodel and object d’ lust Bar Refaeli in candid repose, so I consider this some treat to peep the uber-sextastic 20-something model on what I’m sure is her rather exclusive accommodations while on vacation in Ibiza.

Yes, supermodels get tired too. All that catwalking and posing and smiling, but not big smiling, more like knowing smirks. It’s exhausting. Plus, the parties, the champagne, the crazy backstage parties. I’m sure a girl needs to recharge those batteries. Batteries I happen to be peering at right now whilst ogling Bar Refaeli in her bikini.

Someday, I’ll be on that beach with Bar, holding her towel and asking her if she needs another bubbly water or something. Still, anyway to get close enough to pick up the scent of Refaeli. This is the mission. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Sexy As Helli in Elle Spain

I could watch Bar Refaeli cleaning trout and get a four hour stiffie requiring immediate medical attention. Oversharing? Absolutely. But I feel compelled to gush my inner most deep and profound feelings of procreative lust any and all times I get feast peeps upon this ridiculously hot Israeli supermodel. Bar Refaeli lives in that class of the sextastic where you feel like she can’t even be real. If you touch her, she may disappear. Though, of course, you’re going to try and touch her.

Even in this rather innocent spread in the current edition of Elle Spain, Bar Refaeli glows like a highly refined vision of lust inducement, smiling for the cameras so nonchalantly, as if she’s not causing millions of men around the world to simultaneously grimace. That is power. True power. I wish Bar would hold me down and lay some of it upon me. Oh, Bar! Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Sextastic Saucy Lingerie Pictures for Passionata

Bar Refaeli, where have you been all my life?

The uber-sextastic Israeli supermodel has disappeared for a while now, I suppose filming her new role as X-Factor judge in her native country, as well as probably dating strings of very wealthy gentleman, but in lingerie on the pages of catalogs and magazines and hanging in the shrine on my wall is where this ridiculously amazing bodied woman belongs.

And she is back, in the new Passionata catalog line for 2014, all dolled up, styled up, but ever sextastic in bras and panties. Nobody quite does it like Bar. I know. I’ve looked at others. With Bar, there’s just an entirely different chain of neurons firing off their happy nodes. It’s like riding a roller coaster for the first time, every time. Enjoy.