It's that time of the week again when we celebrate the ways in which our most sextastic celebrities love to celebrate themselves and their hot bodies by way of self-promotion on social media. It's ego gratification, but the kind we get to share in, so we honor it, buy ogling.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a double dose of our new favorite Olympian McKayla Maroney, Bar Refaeli candid vacation pics, Daisy Fuentes with yet more super hot veteran bikini bottom pics, Miley Cyrus see-through, Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian flashing skin, natch, and much more more. You owe it these attention-hungry hotties to check them all out. Enjoy.
Not exactly heavy on the bling, but then we don't want to see our belusted Israeli model hottie Bar Refaeli covered in much of anything, even jewel wise, save for the proverbial pearl necklace.
Piaget Rose picked (and paid) Bar Refaeli to be their living mannequin, I suppose to convince potential buyers that if you purchase a pendant or earring, you might look as hot as Bar Refaeli, which we guys know to be the falsehood of sales, not that we are above buying sleeveless tees thinking we will look like Stallone in... well, Stallone today. Enjoy.
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Oh, Bar, you have simply got to stop looking so ridiculously hot. Or, take your clothes off and bust men's minds completely wide open. This middle ground is just too painful (but the good kind of pain).
Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli hotness oozes forth from the pages of Maxim magazine, in swimsuit and lingerie and covered topless form and just one memorable picture set. Everything Bar is hot; start showing skin and sextastic poses, and the Kelvin temp thermometer simply explodes. As will many of you. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out the Maxim Hot 100 List where Bar Refaeli sits appropriately atop.)
Oh, you know how we love when the sextastic celebrities are doing it to themselves, so to speak. So when the girls who can't get enough of themselves start Tweeting pics of themselves, we just have to notice. And applaud. And occasionally toss in a couple dollar bills, just out of force of habit.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the omnipresent teen Kendall Jenner showing off, Christina Milian in a highly flattering swimsuit, Bar Refaeli in an even more flattering body suit, Candice Swanepoel with V.S. pal Doutzen Kroes in bikinis, and ever so much more. It's not really an option to check it out. It's a must. Honest. Enjoy.
Sometimes I look at Bar Refaeli and think she can't possibly be real, then I look at Bar Refaeli almost entirely nekkid and I know she's not real. How can so much hotness be actually contained in one human body? More like a magical nymph perhaps, only existing in the minds of hopeful oglers everywhere.
In the July edition of Elle France, Bar goes where everyman has gone before imagining her, that is, minus her clothes, sadly deftly maneuvering her paws to cover up her last remaining spots we'd really love to see, but still wicked wicked hot.
Bar is so hot, if I saw her kicking a basket full of kittens, I'd ask if I could massage her sore foot when she was done. Enjoy.
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Coco Asstastic, Bar Refaeli Bikini Faptastic, and Stella Hudgens Cleavetastic Lead the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
Wow, the skin was flying this past week in the world of self-published celebrity photos, with so much love-of-thine-hotself going on, we didn't know where it would end, and we hoped it would never. Whoever invented the cell phone certainly deserves some of the credit. Imagine, a miniature telephone device that doubles as a 'hey, I look kind of hot half-nekkid here why don't I snap a photo of myself in the mirror' machine for hot women. Genius.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the hardly missable double-barreled rump of the infamous Coco, Bar Refaeli in some amazing bikini and swimsuit photos, Stella Hudgens, the teen Hudgens sister making sure the world knows she has ta-tas, Selena Gomez doing precisely the cleavy same, Emily Osment in a must see horizontal pose, and oh, so much more. You owe it to yourself and your forefathers to check them all out. Enjoy.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, LAST WEEK'S SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP