Believe it or not, here’s another Bai Ling nipple slip. I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw Bai Ling when her nipples weren’t slipping there way out into the open. I’m starting to wonder if maybe she botoxed them, and has lost all feeling in her nipples, so she can never tell when they are exposed.
Whatever the reason, I’m actually becoming more interested by the phenomenon known as the Bai Ling nipple slip. Not because it has any novelty left at all, but purely because of the mystery of why it keeps happening. Also, it’s kind of like “Where’s Waldo.” You never know where you’ll find them next, and you just can’t help but keep looking.
This time, of course, you don’t need to look too hard.
Also included are some pictures of Bai Ling attending a film premiere in Cannes in a bikini, because that’s obviously the appropriate attire for such an event.
More Bai Ling bikini pictures after the jump.
Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin
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Oh look! Another Bai Ling nipple slip! But here’s what I want to know: When is Bai Ling NOT slipping a nipple? Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a photo where her nipple isn’t popping out. Then again, there wouldn’t really be any point in posting pictures of Bai Ling if she wasn’t in mid-nip-slip.
I guess this one is pretty apropos, though, since she is standing in front of nude pictures of herself. Wow, a Bai Ling nipple slip in front of Bai Ling nude photos. I think I just blew my own mind.
So, are there any pictures in which Bai Ling is not having a nipple slip? Because if there are, I don’t think I’ve seen them. There’s the original Bai Ling Nipple Slip, and then the Bai Ling Nipple Slip from Cannes, and now this one, which occured at the LA Confidential magazine pre-Emmy party.
That’s three nipple slips. That’s a lot. And there are simple ways to avoid them, like wearing a bra, or a dress that doesn’t have such a low neck line, or just being aware of what the hell is going on with your breasts. Of course, it’s Bai Ling, so what are you expecting?
Anyway, there are more Bai Ling nipple slip pictures after the jump, including some close-ups.
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Okay, I have no idea why the hell Bai Ling is at Cannes. Then again, I don’t know why Paris Hilton is there either. At least, unlike Paris, though, Bai Ling is doing something productive with her time in Cannes. And what is she doing? Why, slipping the nipple, what else. Yes, it’s a completely gratuitous Bai Ling nipple slip, but aren’t gratuitous nipple slips always the best?
Update: I’ve figured out why Bai Ling is in Cannes. If you look past her breasts, and exposed nipple, you may notice some posters for Shanghai Baby. I guess that’s a movie she’s in. Now, the question still remains, why is Bai Ling in a movie?
Yes, you’ve seen her in Playboy. No, you haven’t seen her in Star Wars. Bai Ling may be the most famous person not appearing in any movies you’ve seen. At any rate, it doesn’t really matter where you’ve seen her, she’s moderately recognizable and her nipple is showing. What more do you want?
I decided not to post the Bai Ling Playboy pictures here on Egotastic! cuz I really don’t need Hef and his hired goons breaking my kneecaps.
Thankfully, Sex N’ Fun isn’t afraid, so you can see all the NSFW-ness there.
Bai Ling Playboy Pictures
Page Six is gossiping (well, I don’t think they actaully do reporting, right?) that Bai Ling, the Chinese actress has had her scenes cut from Star Wars Episode III – Revenge of the Sith due to her upcoming appearance in the June issue of Playboy magazine.
“I just found out that my part has been completely cut out of the upcoming ‘Star Wars’ movie. I do not know what happened,” Ling said.
“I posed for Playboy and it may have been doing that which upset [director] George Lucas. I did not know when ‘Star Wars’ was going to be released when my manager came to me and said that Playboy wanted me to pose topless.”
Ling, who appears in the June issue, continued, “I did not know that Playboy was going to come out the same time as ‘Star Wars.’ I saw them as separate projects. I see the human body as beautiful and not pornographic, but maybe the ‘Star Wars’ producers did not see what I did. I am in shock.”
Bai Ling was also seen out and about earlier this week, promoting Netflix online DVD rental service, along with Darth Vader and Chewbacca.