It’s not like we haven’t seen Bai Ling’s nipples more than we really need to, but here are some new Bai Ling topless pictures from Photographie magazine, in which we can truly appreciate just how ginormous Bai Ling’s nipples really are. Weird. Hot, but weird.
I cannot believe it. Here is yet another Bai Ling nipple slip. Her sixth, in fact. I’m not sure how it’s possible for one person to have so many nipple slips, but Bai Ling has figured out how.
The really strange part of it all is that you would think she would be able to tell when her nipples are sticking out of her dress. After all, they are HUGE!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen such large nipples on a human being before.
I don’t know. Maybe she’s actually wearing pasties that just look like nipples. I guess that would actually be kinda funny. If it were true. I doubt it is. Seriously, though, her nipples are crazy big.
Believe it or not, here’s another Bai Ling nipple slip. I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw Bai Ling when her nipples weren’t slipping there way out into the open. I’m starting to wonder if maybe she botoxed them, and has lost all feeling in her nipples, so she can never tell when they are exposed.
Whatever the reason, I’m actually becoming more interested by the phenomenon known as the Bai Ling nipple slip. Not because it has any novelty left at all, but purely because of the mystery of why it keeps happening. Also, it’s kind of like “Where’s Waldo.” You never know where you’ll find them next, and you just can’t help but keep looking.
This time, of course, you don’t need to look too hard.
Also included are some pictures of Bai Ling attending a film premiere in Cannes in a bikini, because that’s obviously the appropriate attire for such an event.
More Bai Ling bikini pictures after the jump.
Oh look! Another Bai Ling nipple slip! But here’s what I want to know: When is Bai Ling NOT slipping a nipple? Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a photo where her nipple isn’t popping out. Then again, there wouldn’t really be any point in posting pictures of Bai Ling if she wasn’t in mid-nip-slip.
I guess this one is pretty apropos, though, since she is standing in front of nude pictures of herself. Wow, a Bai Ling nipple slip in front of Bai Ling nude photos. I think I just blew my own mind.
So, are there any pictures in which Bai Ling is not having a nipple slip? Because if there are, I don’t think I’ve seen them. There’s the original Bai Ling Nipple Slip, and then the Bai Ling Nipple Slip from Cannes, and now this one, which occured at the LA Confidential magazine pre-Emmy party.
That’s three nipple slips. That’s a lot. And there are simple ways to avoid them, like wearing a bra, or a dress that doesn’t have such a low neck line, or just being aware of what the hell is going on with your breasts. Of course, it’s Bai Ling, so what are you expecting?
Anyway, there are more Bai Ling nipple slip pictures after the jump, including some close-ups.
Okay, I have no idea why the hell Bai Ling is at Cannes. Then again, I don’t know why Paris Hilton is there either. At least, unlike Paris, though, Bai Ling is doing something productive with her time in Cannes. And what is she doing? Why, slipping the nipple, what else. Yes, it’s a completely gratuitous Bai Ling nipple slip, but aren’t gratuitous nipple slips always the best?
Update: I’ve figured out why Bai Ling is in Cannes. If you look past her breasts, and exposed nipple, you may notice some posters for Shanghai Baby. I guess that’s a movie she’s in. Now, the question still remains, why is Bai Ling in a movie?
Yes, you’ve seen her in Playboy. No, you haven’t seen her in Star Wars. Bai Ling may be the most famous person not appearing in any movies you’ve seen. At any rate, it doesn’t really matter where you’ve seen her, she’s moderately recognizable and her nipple is showing. What more do you want?