Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne Topless on the Cover of Blender

I think it's official. These pictures of Avril Lavigne topless in Blender magazine are by far the hottest pictures ever taken of her. True, all the good stuff is covered up, but they are still the most revealing pictures of Avril Lavigne, and for my money, they are the sexiest.

From the tantalizing cover shot, which features the aforementioned Avril Lavigne topless picture, to the open leather jacket with nothing underneath, and the glimpses of side-boob, we've never seen Avril like this before. And damn does she look good.

Now, if anyone out there feels like sending in the negatives - or original digital images, since no one uses film anymore - of Avril Lavigne topless, without all that pesky text covering her breasts, you would definitely have the thanks of a grateful nation.

Damn Sexy Avril Lavigne Pictures from Arena

Say what you will about Avril Lavigne's music, you can't deny that she is a sexy, sexy girl. Okay, maybe you can deny it when she goes all "punk" and starts spitting on people, and flipping them off, but she definitely cleans up nice.

If you don't believe me, do yourself a favour, and check out these Avril Lavigne pictures from the April issue of Arena Magazine. Yes, I know we just started March, but it says April on the cover. Regardless, she looks amazing, and that's all you need to know.

Oh, there is one other thing you need to know. I'm pretty sure that if it wasn't for her damn hair getting in the way, we totally would have had an Avril Lavigne nipple slip in the top picture, if not a whole boob slip. So there's that.

Avril Lavigne is Still a “Punk”

Well, boys and girls, Avril Lavigne is at it again. She's got a new album coming out, and is back to her "punk" persona, once again.

I guess the whole modelling/acting jag didn't take, and Avril needs to pay the bills again. I'm not sure exactly what her look is supposed to be, though. Is it Punk, Hardcore, Poser?

Whatever. The only good thing that comes with a new Avril Lavigne album is new Avril Lavigne pictures. Other than that, I don't think it would be possible for me to care less.

Avril Lavigne Goes for Cleavage

Avril Lavigne never ceases to surprise. If she's not showing off her underwear, she's taking amazing photoshoot pictures, and if she's not spitting on paparazzi, she's apparently busting out some mighty impressive cleavage.

I don't know if what we're seeing is the end result of thousands of hours of undergarment engineering work, or just a side of Avril Lavigne we've never seen before, but either way, it's a welcome sight.

Tons more Avril Lavigne cleavage pictures after the jump.

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Avril Lavigne Drunken Upskirt Pictures

At the pace she's going, Avril Lavigne's new-found career as a model is well on it's way to the levels of Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell. And while Avril is a very pretty girl who takes some nice photos, I don't mean it's her work as a model that will excel, but rather her life as a model. A life which seems, ever more often, to consist of getting wasted, being crude, and assaulting people.

If she's not spitting on people, she's flipping them off, or showing them her bra. It's all textbook behaviour, really. But don't ask me from which textbook.

The point is, Avril Lavigne getting drunk and flashing her underwear is pretty much par for the course at this point. And if she doesn't take a second look at where being a model will most likely take her, she's well on her way to a future of hard drugs and throwing cell phones.

More Avril Lavigne upskirt pictures after the jump.

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Avril Lavigne Pictures from Italian Vanity Fair

Well all know that Avril Lavigne spits on people, but when you look this good, you're allowed.

Anyway, I'm really liking Avril Lavigne's new career as a model. It's partly because she always looks really classy and pretty, but it's mainly because you don't have to listen to her voice.

Check out more of Avril Lavigne doing her modelling thing:
Avril Lavigne in Citizen K
Avril Lavigne Still Acting Like a Model
Avril Lavigne is a (Ford) Model
Avril Lavigne Bazaar Photos

Rumours of Avril Lavigne’s Nose Job Have Been Greatly Exagerated

Life & Style magazine, the publication not exactly known for it's accuracy of reporting is putting forth the question: Did Avril Lavigne get a nose job?

So, what proof does Life & Style have? Why, one other than New York plastic surgeon, Dr. George Lefkovitz. Now, before we get to his brilliant quote, let me just preface this by saying just because you're a plastic surgeon, doesn't mean you're a good plastic surgeon, and just because Life & Style puts you in their magazine, doesn't mean you know what the fuck you're talking about.

"Her old nose was too short and bulbous," he says. "The new nose has better balance and proportion. The tip is more refined."

But not to worry: Dr. Lefkovits assures that a rhinoplasty like Avril's (approximate cost: $10,000) won't affect the resonance of the singer's voice. That's good news for Avril, who's currently recording her third album.

(Experts consulted for this story submitted their opinions after reviewing the featured star's pictures. They have not personally worked with any of the celebrities)

So, keeping in mind that the photos offered for scrutiny hardly amount to any kind of proof that Avril has actually had a nose job (note the alternate lighting, angles, and facial expressions), the disclaimer clearly says that the whole basis for this judgement is based solely on the "expert's" review of said pictures.

Hey Life & Style, you guys are doing a bang up job.

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