Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne’s Cleavage Does Maxim Magazine

Well, it looks like Avril Lavigne is really keen on building a sex new image. First we saw those great Avril Lavigne bikini pictures, and then we got even more Avril Lavigne bikini pictures, and now we've got some great Avril Lavigne cleavage in the March issue of Maxim Magazine.

If you ask me, it's about time Avril gave up the whole "music" thing, and started concentrating on her strengths. Which, for the record, do not include talking, either.

More Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures!

Hey! If you liked yesterday's Avril Lavigne bikini pictures, than you're going to like today's Avril Lavigne bikini pictures. See how that works? Anyway, Avril's showing a bit more skin this time around, including coinslot! Woohoo! Looks like Avril's got herself a bit of a bootie. Who knew!?

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Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures!

You wouldn't necessarily know it from all her baggy, lame, "punk" outfits, but Avril Lavigne actually has one of the hottest bodies in the biz, and that's why I'm particularly excited about these new Avril Lavigne bikini pictures. Yes, that's right, Avril Lavigne is finally in a bikini.

Now, as much as Avril annoys the hell out of me, it's moments like these that make stop caring completely. Maybe I'm going overboard, but damn, do I loves me some Avril Lavigne boobage. This nearly unprecedented moment could have been quite a bit better, though, if there weren't so many pictures of Avril wearing her baggy, lame, "punk" outfit at the beach. Who does that!? This girl should not have body image problems. Hopefully next time we'll actually get a glimpse of some Avril Lavigne ass too.

Update: We've got another post of More Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures!

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2007 American Music Awards Mega Picture Post

Considering that the American Music Awards are the least importnant award show around (not that any award shows are actually important at all), I was rather impressed with this year's turnout of A-List hotties who were there. Avril Lavigne, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are just a few of the lovely ladies who showed up, and they were all looking mighty fine. Also in attendence were Beyonce and her boobs.

There are many more pictures after the jump, and with over 100 pictures in all, there's plenty to keep you occupied while you start off another boring week at work. Don't worry, you don't need to thank me.

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Avril Lavigne’s Nipples are Shiny

 

Woah! What's going on with Avril Lavigne's nipples? They're all shiny, and reflective. Is this some kind of new governmant experiment? Is Avril Lavigne a robot? Or maybe Avril's nipples are magical fairies. Okay, no, she's just wearing pasties, but that other stuff would have been cool. Who would have thought that Avril Lavigne, of all people, would have the foresight to keep her nipples covered?

Avril Lavigne Can Be Pretty When She Wants To

Avril Lavigne was out at the MTV Europe Music Awards, or whatever they're called, and for once, she was wearing a dress. And she looked good. Well, the dress was actually kind of ugly, but she looked good. After all, at least she was actually in a dress.

It's just so hard to understand why a girl who has the potential to be completely stunning, goes so far out of her way to look, and act, like a jackass all the time. I guess it's true what they say: You can take the girl out of the stupid, but you can't take the stupid out of the girl. Wait. That's not right.

At any rate, any Avril Lavigne cleavage is good Avril Lavigne cleavage.

More Avril pictures after the jump.

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Avril Lavigne’s Bikini Bra Shows Off Some Cleavage

Given Avril Lavigne's propensity for general drunken debauchery, you'd think she'd be an obvious example of the latest trend in reduced clothing, but that's never been the case, which is why this rare sighting of some Avril Lavigne cleavage, or any skin for that matter is quite a welcome sight.

Avril's low-cut tank top, and pink bikini top bra are showing off quite a bit of what appear to be some perfect breasts. In fact, Avirl Lavigne really is one of the hottest girls out there, but she just never takes advantage of that fact. Well, whatever little she's willing to show, we'll take it, that's for sure.

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