Aubrey O'Day

Victoria Justice Leads List of Red Hotties at the Blue Ball

By Jon | March 28, 2011 @ 8:39 am

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Sure, it's easy to bag on Perez Hilton for being a whiny priggish fop. I mean, really really easy. But, I'm giving props where props are due this morning, and if you can get the likes of uber-young hotties Victoria Justice and Selena Gomez to get decked out and show up for your birthday party, well, you've got undeniable juice. Perez's birthday party 'Blue Ball' brought out a number of sexy celebrities (and, oddly, one young boy) dressed in their dress blues showing off some sextastic wonder. In addition to Victoria and Selena, the hot-blue likes of Joanna Krupa, Charlotte Ross, Jenna Jameson, Eliza Dushku, Camille Grammer, and Aubrey O'Day. Enjoy.

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Aubrey O’Day (Attention) Whores it Up in Maxim

By phil | November 12, 2009 @ 11:15 am

Aubrey O'Day is an annoying fame whore, and I hate annoying fame whores, but she's also pretty frickin' hot, so it kind of balances out. I also like how she embraces that other whore quality she has, by dressing in so very little for this photoshoot. Of course, I'm talking about her being an attention whore, which is slightly different than a fame whore, but you can't really be a fame whore without being an attention whore (though the reverse is possible). And technically, Aubrey O'Day is topless in the last picture, but seeing as how Maxim has been watering it down lately, the only thing big fake things of Aubrey's that you get to see are her lips.

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Aubrey O’Day Gets Oiled Up in Her Underwear on Twitter, Because She is an Attention Whore

By phil | July 13, 2009 @ 6:06 am

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It's basically all right there in the title, but I guess I could go into a little more detail. These pictures of Aubrey O'Day in her underwear getting oiled up and glitter blown onto her body in a very suggestive manner were taken during the rehearsals for Aubrey's stint in the Las Vegas show Peepshow, in which we hear that you get to see Aubrey O'Day naked. And because Aubrey is an attention whore, she then posted the pictures on Twitter. See, Twitter is useful after all.

But who hasn't seen Aubrey O'Day naked? Hell, go into any strip bar and you can see 10 women who look exactly like Aubrey O'Day naked all at once. And if you tip well, I'm sure you can get even more. And the same is probably true for Aubrey...

Aubrey O’Day Nude Playboy Pictures

By phil | February 13, 2009 @ 1:00 pm

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Well, here it is. Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy. And, well, um.... I'm bored. I don't get it. Playboy paid $500,000 for one of the skankiest, nastiest, slutiest chicks in the world (who hangs out with porn stars) to sit on a chair in front of grey background? Really? I mean, I'm not expecting to see Aubrey getting gang-banged by midgets, but WTF? Besides photoshopping the fuck out of her already plastic face (and breasts) there is absolutely no effort being put in here. Someone needs to remind Playboy that the phrase is "sex sells" not "boring plastic clone women with boring fake plastic boobs sells." And forget the sex, where's the sexy? Why is Aubrey O'Day naked putting me to sleep?

If you want to see more of Aubrey O'Day naked, you can find it at Playboy.com and the Cyber Club, and who knows, maybe that's where all the sexy pictures are.

Aubrey O’Day Does Playboy

By phil | February 12, 2009 @ 11:23 am

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With a little help from Photoshop (okay, a lot of help) we'll soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. But for now, all we have is these few preview pictures. Now, if you're feeling a slight sense of confusion, don't worry, that's just a sense of excitement for an issue of Playboy, which probably feels unfamiliar because you've never experienced that before. But don't worry, it's completely normal. Now, let's just hope that this photoshoot actually shows Aubrey O'Day naked, and not teasing around with 8 pages of Aubrey covering up the good stuff (as Playboy often does).

Aubrey O’Day All Wet And On Her Knees

By phil | December 11, 2008 @ 10:28 am

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Well, if these aren't the most appropriate pictures of Aubrey O'Day I've ever seen, then I don't know what are. It's Aubrey sopping wet, and on her knees in some behind-the-scenes pictures from her Complex magazine photoshoot (you know, the one where Aubrey O'Day was topless). If you're wondering why Aubrey looks so happy it's because she's really comfortable in that position, since she spends most of her days on her knees. I mean, how do you think she got into Puff Daddy's fake girl bad in the first place?

Looks like she's getting ready for her ~~close up~~ money shot.

Aubrey O’Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please!

By phil | November 26, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

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If this story is true, and it most likely is, we may soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. I figure it's probably true because Aubrey is an attention whore, and just a regular whore, too, and it's probably her life-long dream to pose naked in Playboy. Which is great, because Aubrey O'Day is also really hot. Here's what TMZ has to say about it.

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens. We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot -- meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.

Awesome. Now here are some pictures of Aubrey O'Day in a see-trough shirt, in which you can see her nipples.