It’s hard to imagine a more petite girl with hotter legs than former Hellcat cheerleader, Ashley Tisdale.
When she dons those short shorts in public, flashing those amazing gams, we just want to offer her money to let us shave her legs. It’s just our thing, wrong as it may be, it would feel ever so right.
The fact that Ashley was on her way into a tattoo parlor did disturb us somewhat. Not that we’re against inking in general, and we know some of you guys out there even have quite a fondness for body art on the ladies, but, let’s be honest, celebrities choose some really stupid tattoo. Like, little slogans they heard last week in Kabbalah but don’t really understand, or a quote form the self-actualization book they read part of last year that is a must read in Hollywood ever since it got pimped by Oprah, that sort of craptastic. Then a few years later when somebody has the nerve to tell them what it means, we have to watch them painfully go through laser tattoo removal. Think before you ink.
In general, our philosophy remains, super hot body, don’t change a thing. Enjoy.
Hotness, thy name is the hair salon.
By way of disclosure, let me first say that I have never ever paid more than $12 in my life for a haircut and I’m not afraid to use coupons. And that the person who usually cuts my hair does not speak my language, nor do I speak her language, but, for a woman born with two left hands, literally, she does not do a terrible job. My time in ‘salons’ is brief, urgent, and somewhat like walking through the haunted house of your neighbor who thinks that jumping out from behind a doorway and screaming is somehow frighteningly ghoulish.
But you know who does look hot after leaving the slightly more expensive salon? Well, last night it was Minka Kelly and Ashley Tisdale, two women who make the gentleman oglers give up an involuntary and completely anatomically natural 21-gun salute during even the most inauspicious of occasions. Both these girls names appear in my hope chest as I can not but dream of hopefully seeing their chests, bare as are my feelings toward these two hotties.
And, no, I don’t necessarily want a girlfriend who spends more on her hair than I do on my rent, car, and food each month, but when they look like Minka and Ashley, well, just be real, you’d sell your left grape and your grandma just for one night of unbridled motel room passion letting. Enjoy.
There’s really nothing better than when sexy celebrities share their own bad-selves via Twitter or similarly awesome modern day drunken seld-published picture bonanzas. So, from time to time, we figured we’d share an assortment of some of the better ones that fly across the digisiphere, often in a moment of cocktail-induced passion, pulled down in the morning, but in the interim, saved for posterity by Egotastic!
This week, we couldn’t help but notice our friend Coco flashing her boobtastic and asstastic double shot out partying in a very sheer dress, along with Christina Milian, who apparently loves to flash in see-through as well. We can not complain.
Also, find Arianny Celeste showing off her sweet sweet bikini cleavage, Ashley Tisdale doing some sexy dress up games, Kirsten Dunst kissing Lizzy Caplan at Sundance, and young Kendall Jenner tweeting a bit of her teen cleavage, which of course we’re not really allowed to talk about.
Vanessa Hudgens looks like she’s been banging for a week straight. (GossipCenter)
Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato catfighters. (HuffPo)
Ashley Tisdale flashing stellar gams. (Celebuzz)
Rihanna leads list of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (FoxNews)
Lauren Sanchez ridiculous boobtastic bikini body. (TMZ)
Danielle Lineker has one fantastic bikini asstastic. (DrunkenStepfather)
Hot girl, bikini, big rock. Must see. (CollegeHumor)
There’s nothing better than when both ends of one of your sextastic fantasy sandwiches come together on their own, bringing your own imaginary X-rated show that much closer to fruition. We’ve had a double delightfully desire of an animal nature for petite hotties Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens since their High School Musical days. Not that we’ve ever seen the movies, nor would we admit to having seen them even if we did, so, please, do not shame us with any interrogation.
Over the holiday weekend, Ashley Tisdale, former onscreen cheerleader extraordinaire, strapped on some seriously high sexy boots and met up with Vanessa Hudgens after her regular yoga workout in Studio City, the two girls hit some lunch and shopping afterwards, and, of course, left us wishing we had been the greasy third wheel on that daytime date. Enjoy.
– Beyonce goes pantsless in Jones Magazine. (HuffPo)
- Real Housewife, Jacqueline Laurita, used to strip. (FoxNews)
- Nicole Scherzinger hot in Hollywood. (GossipCenter)
- Ashley Tisdale works up a sweat. (Popoholic)
- More LeAnn Rimes bikini goodness. (TheSuperficial)
-Brit hottie, Melissa Clarke. (TheChive)
- Treat yourself, Vanessa Hudgens. (Celebuzz)