Ashley Tisdale

Or Does Ashley Tisdale Have the Longest Hottest Legs on a Short Girl in Hollywood?

Last week we mused or surmised or just plain wanked over the fact that Vanessa Hudgens might just have the hottest long legs on a short celebrity in all of Tinsel Town.

And Vanessa’s primary competition, another girl around 5’2″ and one of her good High School Musical alum buddies, Ashley Tisdale, who took her leg show to the evening space in L.A. by wearing short jean shorts out at night and flashing her smooth, toned, impossibly long for her height gams. And we were most definitely ogling.

But are they better than Vanessa’s? Such a tough call. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Decked Out and Chesty for ‘Step Up’ Premiere

If there’s two things we love, it’s seeing petite hottie Ashley Tisdale in a tiny dress and 3-D street dance movies!

Okay, the latter not so much, but, if Ashley Tisdale were willing to wear that hard-worked body highlighting dress as our date to the premiere of Step Up: Revolution, then we’d probably be willing to sit through 90-minutes of wicked dance jousts.

The things we’d do just to be close to hot bodies. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures For a Birthday Present for Her (and For Us)

I guess it’s become an annual tradition now that minxy foxy little hottie Ashley Tisdale celebrates her birthday by showing off her sweet tight bikini body on the beaches in Malibu. And we kind of feel like it’s a birthday present to us every early July.

Ashley Tisdale is another one of our pack of favorite workout girls who shop and eat salads and work the shizz out of their bodies so that they can look amazing in their TV roles and candid half-nekkid public appearances. It’s truly a wonderful trend.

Happy Birthday, Ashley. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale in a Biker Gang Helmet? Yep, I Can Work With That

Former Hellcat hottie Ashley Tisdale is now filming her role as an amazingly popular hooker for the show Sons of Anarchy, putting her on set in blue jeans and a biker helmet, and while that may not be our wardrobe of choice for the petite bodied gym rat, I’m feeling like it’s something we can work with.

Maybe it’s because I know that if I were a woman, I’d probably spend three to thirteen hours per day straddling the revving V-twin engine of my vibrating hog, you’d probably have to arrest me to get me off (as it were). Or maybe it’s just because my lust-crush for High School Musical minx just runs that deep, but, yeah, helmet and all, I think I’m in love. Enjoy.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Rihanna Naughty, Kendall Jenner Booty, Kate Upton See-Through, and Much Much More…

A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo’ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale And Her Tight Little Body Go on Display Again

I’m getting close to an ‘anywhere anytime anything’ rule as it relates to Ashley Tisdale. Oh, maybe there are classically prettier celebs out there, taller, more overt, but Ashley Tisdale continues to deliver hot petite body goodness day in and day out, like a star employee or most reliable escort on speed dial, she simply works it well and regular.

Little shorts, boobtastic shape exhibiting top, it’s her regular duds and yet it speaks of approximately 43% of every hot summer girl fantasy floating around our libidos since about age 12 (age 11 if you count the Peruvian babysitter who liked to sunbathe commando on the porch). Ashley Tisdale, you deserve a medal, and I’ve got a couple ideas on precisely where to pin it on you. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Puts the Damn in Damn-I-Want-Her-So-Badly at ‘The Lucky One’ Premiere

Now, it’s not likely you’re going to be seeing the Zac Efron-starring melodrama, The Lucky One, in theaters this weekend. I mean, not unless you’ve got a bean-snipping appointment scheduled prior to Friday.

But, as with all shmaltzy films targeted at you crazy emo generation, some hotties came out to the premiere, including friend of Efron and Egotastic! favorite, Ashley Tisdale, who put on a two-minute show of red carpet sextacular that has us running for the Porta Potty for some private relief. Those pushed up chest puppies, that tight gym-worked little body, it all made us feel like we were the lucky ones (yeah, I know, that sucked). Enjoy.