Let’s be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we’re on the ‘watch list’ at the front door.
The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.
2013 is going to be all about the ladies publishing themselves. It’s been a growing phenomenon that is just going to bust out big time in Lucky ’13, and we plan on being a large driving force in that regard. I mean, so much as you can be a generally lazy, non-hard working driving force. And the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is just the tip of the coming iceberg, but, oh, what a glorious tip of the celebrity sextastic each week, produced, by, for, and about our favorire sextastic celebrities.
This week’s Roundup includes Jenette McCurdy flashing cleavage, Ashley Tisdale showing off holiday sideboob, Brandy in a rare bikini body appearance, Francia Raisa exhibiting her own hot bikini body, Rita Ora wicked body in swimsuit, and Sofia Vergara also dazzling in a one piece, and, oh, so much more. You owe it to the first baby born at 12:00am on 1/1/13 to view each and every single one of these self-published celebrity skin celebrations. Enjoy.
I’m told this is the end of the Twilight Saga, the pornucopia of cinematic fare that has stimulated the libidinal parts of the fairer gender, young and old, with its incredibly romantic vision of Goth vampires from the Pacific Northwest, like so many flannel-clad vegan protestors outside a Starbucks, thirsty for blood, or, pumpkin-spiced lattes.
While it’s easy to mock the craptastic vamp trail that has been Twilight, there’s no doubt that the film series has introduced us to a treasure trove of hotties, for whom we are thankful in this giving of thanks season, and many of whom were in attendance at the L.A. premiere of the Breaking Dawn 2 finale last night, including Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, and Kristen Stewart, who along with Ashley Tisdale and Teresa Palmer, stole the show on the big production red carpet. Looking at all these lovely ladies it wasn’t hard to imagine a little serious sucking going on. Enjoy.
Last week we mused or surmised or just plain wanked over the fact that Vanessa Hudgens might just have the hottest long legs on a short celebrity in all of Tinsel Town.
And Vanessa’s primary competition, another girl around 5’2″ and one of her good High School Musical alum buddies, Ashley Tisdale, who took her leg show to the evening space in L.A. by wearing short jean shorts out at night and flashing her smooth, toned, impossibly long for her height gams. And we were most definitely ogling.
But are they better than Vanessa’s? Such a tough call. Enjoy.
If there’s two things we love, it’s seeing petite hottie Ashley Tisdale in a tiny dress and 3-D street dance movies!
Okay, the latter not so much, but, if Ashley Tisdale were willing to wear that hard-worked body highlighting dress as our date to the premiere of Step Up: Revolution, then we’d probably be willing to sit through 90-minutes of wicked dance jousts.
The things we’d do just to be close to hot bodies. Enjoy.
I guess it’s become an annual tradition now that minxy foxy little hottie Ashley Tisdale celebrates her birthday by showing off her sweet tight bikini body on the beaches in Malibu. And we kind of feel like it’s a birthday present to us every early July.
Ashley Tisdale is another one of our pack of favorite workout girls who shop and eat salads and work the shizz out of their bodies so that they can look amazing in their TV roles and candid half-nekkid public appearances. It’s truly a wonderful trend.
Happy Birthday, Ashley. Enjoy.
Former Hellcat hottie Ashley Tisdale is now filming her role as an amazingly popular hooker for the show Sons of Anarchy, putting her on set in blue jeans and a biker helmet, and while that may not be our wardrobe of choice for the petite bodied gym rat, I’m feeling like it’s something we can work with.
Maybe it’s because I know that if I were a woman, I’d probably spend three to thirteen hours per day straddling the revving V-twin engine of my vibrating hog, you’d probably have to arrest me to get me off (as it were). Or maybe it’s just because my lust-crush for High School Musical minx just runs that deep, but, yeah, helmet and all, I think I’m in love. Enjoy.