Ashley Tisdale

Ashley Tisdale in a Biker Gang Helmet? Yep, I Can Work With That

Former Hellcat hottie Ashley Tisdale is now filming her role as an amazingly popular hooker for the show Sons of Anarchy, putting her on set in blue jeans and a biker helmet, and while that may not be our wardrobe of choice for the petite bodied gym rat, I'm feeling like it's something we can work with.

Maybe it's because I know that if I were a woman, I'd probably spend three to thirteen hours per day straddling the revving V-twin engine of my vibrating hog, you'd probably have to arrest me to get me off (as it were). Or maybe it's just because my lust-crush for High School Musical minx just runs that deep, but, yeah, helmet and all, I think I'm in love. Enjoy.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Rihanna Naughty, Kendall Jenner Booty, Kate Upton See-Through, and Much Much More…

A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo'ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale And Her Tight Little Body Go on Display Again

I'm getting close to an 'anywhere anytime anything' rule as it relates to Ashley Tisdale. Oh, maybe there are classically prettier celebs out there, taller, more overt, but Ashley Tisdale continues to deliver hot petite body goodness day in and day out, like a star employee or most reliable escort on speed dial, she simply works it well and regular.

Little shorts, boobtastic shape exhibiting top, it's her regular duds and yet it speaks of approximately 43% of every hot summer girl fantasy floating around our libidos since about age 12 (age 11 if you count the Peruvian babysitter who liked to sunbathe commando on the porch). Ashley Tisdale, you deserve a medal, and I've got a couple ideas on precisely where to pin it on you. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Puts the Damn in Damn-I-Want-Her-So-Badly at ‘The Lucky One’ Premiere

Now, it's not likely you're going to be seeing the Zac Efron-starring melodrama, The Lucky One, in theaters this weekend. I mean, not unless you've got a bean-snipping appointment scheduled prior to Friday.

But, as with all shmaltzy films targeted at you crazy emo generation, some hotties came out to the premiere, including friend of Efron and Egotastic! favorite, Ashley Tisdale, who put on a two-minute show of red carpet sextacular that has us running for the Porta Potty for some private relief. Those pushed up chest puppies, that tight gym-worked little body, it all made us feel like we were the lucky ones (yeah, I know, that sucked). Enjoy.

Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, and Halston Sage Lead List of Hotties at Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

Up front let me say, I have no idea who half of the kid-land starlets of today are exactly. It's not exactly as if I'm perusing Nick shows during 'tween hour to get in solid chunks of laugh-track backed junior high comedies. However, my young concubine, the delightful Inez P. Minge, spends most of her days eating bulk licorice and watching Victorious, etc, so I got a bit of the insider's scoop.

At this weekend's Kids' Choice Awards Show, where essentially 12-year old girls pass judgement on what constitutes talent, the usual cast of celebrity characters made their marquee mark on the red carpet and on the stage, and, let's be honest, if 12-year old girls ran the world, we'd be in a shitload of trouble.

Still, the gathering was call to bring together a bunch of Hollywood hotties, young, and a bit older, all dressed in G-rated frocks that showed a lot of leg, but no cleavage, like lip gloss ad girls, cute, but without a hint of sexuality. Included among them were Katy Cocktease, whose team of publicists insist that she's happy, so she must be, Selena Gomez, who can't ever not look hot, Halston Sage, some young sextastic blonde with a made-up name form the Nick stable (and one of the few above 18 in the lineup, so we can actually officially call her 'hot), Ariana GrandeHeidi KlumVictoria JusticeAshley Tisdale, and a bevy of other farm system young model-actress types bursting at the teen seems to breakout into famous starlets. A fine mix of innocent with 'just discovered their naughty side' made for a fun evening. Enjoy.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Behind the Scenes Bikini Pics from Spring Breakers, Adrianne Curry Asstastic, Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness, and Much Much More

I'm starting to really wonder if the celebrities themselves aren't going to drive the paparazzi out of business by snapping sexy photos of themselves in spots, both geographic and bodygraphic, where even the most ardent pap snapper can't duplicate. The number of Twitpics and Instagrams is increasing, as some of our very favorite sexy celebs just continue the camera work after the professional cameras have all gone home. What a joyous turn of events.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some hotness from our regularly self-photogging sexy ladies such as Adrianne Curry, Ashley Tisdale, Arianny Celeste, Kendall Jenner, and the trio of minx hotties, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers, and ever so much more. If you like going behind the scenes for private-time hotness, you've got to check this out. Enjoy.

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics, Kari Byron Busty, Ashley Tisdale Sexy Showoff, and Many More…

These girls just can't get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can't get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It's ever so perfect.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.