Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene Gets Red Hot in the Bedroom for Esquire

So that's where you've been hiding, object d' lust, Ashley Greene.

We know we've seen you pounding the gym hard so what surely must follow by rule of sextastic celebrity is a ridiculously hot public exhibition, which I'd say just begins to describe the new Ashley Green 'Women We Love' pictorial in Esquire magazine. Ashley Greene looks wicked amazing in her little bits of lingerie clothing in her bedroom, hot enough to start our romantic fireplace blaze with just the gaze of her alluring eyes, or the shimmy of her even more alluring shimmy shakers. This is quite the thing.

Soak it in fully if you happen to love supremely hot women half-nekkid and prancing about. Enjoy.

See Behind the Scenes of Ashley's Esquire shoot »

Ashley Greene Tank Top Goodness Hits the Streets of L.A.

You think sexy hot celebrities don't have to pimp themselves out like you and me for their next gigs? Oh, yeah they do. Unless you're A-List, you're working hard for the money, and you're trying to look your best like Ashley Greene did for her casting session yesterday in her little tank top, because you're still competing against ten other sextastic celebs for the same part you want so badly. And those penthouse condo and Rodeo drive boutique bills ain't paying for themselves if you know what I mean (I'm not really sure what I mean, but I think it means that even the well-off have got to pay the rent each month).

Here's a job employer exercise for you. Close your eyes. Now, imagine Ashley Greene enters your office flashing some cleavage, looking all kinds of her usual hotness, and she uses her sweet little voice to tell you how badly she wants the job you're offering. Now, see if under any scenario possible, you picture yourself saying 'no'. See what I mean. Hired! Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale, Selena Gomez, Ashley Greene, and Gwen Stefani Highlight the Hotness at Memorial Day Party in Malibu

Here's a riddle: what do you get when you mix together warm weather, a holiday weekend, and, Selena Gomez, Kate Beckinsale, Gwen Stefani, and Ashley Greene? Well, you get one hot-damn party that refused to let me in the front door, even when I brought a 3-lb container of Smart & Final potato salad, which I thought was rather generous on my part, even if I forgot to refrigerate it overnight.

Legendary Hollywood film producer, Joel Silver, had his annual mega-bigtime Malibu estate Memorial Day weekend when he invites all the hot celebs out to mingle, inter-mingle, and generally build a collective bit of group hotness that you don't usually get to see. Sextastic celebrities like the spotlight, so sharing with others, well, it's not that common. But everybody comes together for a pool party and potato chips! Enjoy.

(P.S. Not to be outdone, my Memorial Day backup party included the BBW twins from 3B who once again brought over their Twister game, insisted it was 'nude' Twister, drank all my Mike's Hard Lemonade, then both passed out in a pool of lemon-scented vomit in my bathroom, leaving me a three hour chore of dragging them individually back to their apartment. Firemen's carry be damned, I went for floor drag and I was about an hour away from using a chain saw  to start cropping more manageable chunks).

Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Gets Into Leather for Macy’s Pimping

I can let you all in on a little secret, though Ashley Greene has completely shunned my last 478 letters sent to her requesting anything from erotic foot massages to lost weekends at the Ramada Inn off the turnpike with nothing but a box of chalupas and a bucket of expired condoms. Still, no answer. But this weekend, I finally came up with an offer I know Ashley can not refuse -- my place, the Final Four, and some female basketball star recruiting session roleplaying, where I'm the deviant scout for Tennessee trying to re-create the women's locker room vibe whilst Rocky Top plays in the background. Can not lose.

While I got not direct word back from Ashley Greene yet on my proposal, I'm assuming her hot leather skirt action last night pimping some shizz for Macy's and looking all kinds of cowhide-alicious. Ashley Greene is already one of the hottest women around, throw her in an animal skin and it's really just libido overload time.

Ashley, call me. 

Ashley Greene Hotness Is Back on a Bike Filming ‘Americana’

Ashley Greene is skinny again, not as skinny as when she was the pretend girlfriend of Kevin Jonas for some bit of time last year, but still, I'd sure like to deliver her a sandwich to the set of Americana, where the ever-hot Ashley Greene, who we worship as infants before a ripe breast (in fact, that's exactly how we worship her) was in a little skirt about to hop onto a bike to film her latest harrowing scene.

Oh, sure, we could stoop to the level of saying we're damn jealous of that bike seat, and, we are, but more importantly, we are cheering the return of Ashley Greene to the public eye, for whom 20 more lbs. would turn back into absolute perfection. Enjoy.

 

Ashley Greene Sexy Sweaty Stretchy After Hot Body Workout

Oh, Ashley Greene, how we want to take you to our Motel 6 suite with a six pack of Chalupas and a twelve pack of Dos Equis and show you how to do the forbidden dance of love, even removing your imprisoning manacles from time to time when you show signs of good behavior.

The uber-hottie Ashley Greene is getting all slender and hard bodied again, which can only mean one thing: yep, she's making the sexy with somebody (not named 'me') and this is somewhat disappointing. Though the clear upside is seeing Ashley once more on a good run of form fitting sweaty workout clothes, the kind of visual sight that makes us consider joining a new gym where we don't have a reputation for accidentally walking into the ladies locker room, twice.

Ashley Greene is just plain old hot. And, now sweaty. It's really too much to bear. Enjoy.