We’ve seen these photos before I do think, somewhere in the pictorial circuit from some other magazine, but when it comes to Ashley Greene and the wicked thoughts she inspires within our 97% libido by weight brains, well, it’s worth another look.
In these ridiculously hot photos of Ashley Greene running in this month’s DT Magazine in Spain, we see the young sweet delicious actress looking exactly as I imagine she will appear as we saunter together, hand in bound hands, into our Comfort Inn suite for a weekend of nekkid Hungry Hungry Hippo play.
It will be more than a ball-snatching game, it will be a tournament of raw appetite. Enjoy.
There are few things in this world that I want to do more than ravish (or is that ravage? or both) the hot tender and delicious body of Ashley Greene, who is most famous for a movie series I’ve never seen, but with whom I’d like to make some beautiful music.
The sextastic actress was flashing more leg over the weekend in the Big Apple in short jean shorts that left me feeling like a stake had been driven through my heart, and by stake through my heart, I really mean an uncomfortable squeeze around my dangling bo-bos. Something about this woman inspires me to want to be a much worse man, abscond with the heaven-sent hottie to the nearest lodging-by-the-hour facility, and pay for 120 minutes in advance. That’s commitment. Enjoy.
It’s been a good long while since we had a full-on Ashley Greene motel weekend fantasy, but I feel a doozy coming on after seeing these pictures of the ridiculously hot young actress decked out and flashing cleave and legs at the red carpet premiere of Apparition last night in L.A.
I’m picturing Ashley and myself, her hands bound in some kind of soft, yet secure binding, at her own request, natch, some kind of silk tie that is barely noticeable by the front desk clerk at the Travelodge right off the freeway where I check-in with just Ashley, four wash-cloth sized towels, and a bag of Ore-Ida frozen crinkle cut fries and we play a little game I like to call, Baking the Taters. We won’t emerge from our alley-view second floor room for 36-hours, leaving behind nothing but happy memories and the smell of Idaho a few weeks past tuber harvest season. Oh, Ashley, you do inspire. Enjoy.
Seriously, you can not have a big shindig called the ‘Do Something’ event and then parade out the likes of Ashley Greene, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Lea Michele, Nicole Murphy, Sophia Bush, and Bella Thorne, and not expect us to be imagining that something we’d most definitely want ro do (Bella exception of course due to her age, despite her looking much older, we do have rules).
Now, I think they mean Do Something good for your neighborhood or planet or something like that, and we certainly do intend to do that, starting with making some awesome looking babies with Ashley and Maria, that will be our legacy to the planet. Other people can work on the ozone and such so our beautiful babies can breathe. Everybody must do their part. Enjoy.
We started this day with some wonderful bikini pictures and we shall complete our daily course through the valley of hotness with some bikini pictures that I feel like I’ve been waiting my entire life to see — Ashley Greene bikini pictures of the hot body and cleavetastic variety. If we had solid asstastic shots of Ashley, I’d probably dead already.
I’m not exactly sure how to process the site of our highly belusted hottie in usual hiding, Ashley Greene, out from the shadows, out of her sweatshirts, and in full bloom on the beaches of Malibu. I suppose I’ll just have a cry for a moment, perhaps, pen a sonnet, followed by a cold shower, a Maori war dance style stomp, followed by 10-45 minutes of unconsciousness, and then my seventeenth viewing of these photos. Then, repeat process. Enjoy.
So that’s where you’ve been hiding, object d’ lust, Ashley Greene.
We know we’ve seen you pounding the gym hard so what surely must follow by rule of sextastic celebrity is a ridiculously hot public exhibition, which I’d say just begins to describe the new Ashley Green ‘Women We Love’ pictorial in Esquire magazine. Ashley Greene looks wicked amazing in her little bits of lingerie clothing in her bedroom, hot enough to start our romantic fireplace blaze with just the gaze of her alluring eyes, or the shimmy of her even more alluring shimmy shakers. This is quite the thing.
Soak it in fully if you happen to love supremely hot women half-nekkid and prancing about. Enjoy.
See Behind the Scenes of Ashley’s Esquire shoot »