Ashley Greene

Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

By Jon | November 15, 2011 @ 9:41 am

Ashley Greene at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Kristen Stewart at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Kendall Jenner at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Nikki Reed at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Ashley Tisdale at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Maria Menounos at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Alexa Vega at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Ava Sambora and Heather Locklear at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

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Today's the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don't FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there's not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there's no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene and Delta Goodrem Provide a Double Shot of Sexy at Avon Awards

By Jon | November 3, 2011 @ 8:53 am

Ashley Greene and Delta Goodrem at the Avon Change Awards Gala

Delta Goodrem at the Avon Change Awards Gala

Ashley Greene at the Avon Change Awards Gala

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I guess this must be corporate-sponsored awards season or something, because there seems to be about major business-pimped out galas each and every night the past couple of weeks honoring somebody for doing something noble, and, for our purposes, bringing together a wonderful assortment of sexy celebrities. At last nights Avon something something awards, our dearly be-lusted Ashley Greene looked all kinds of pushed-up boob hot, as did Aussie blonde diva, Delta Goodrem, who it pains me to say is still dating the much younger, teenaged Nick Jonas in some sort of weird celeb-relationship desired just to irk us otherwise content oglers. Nevertheless, these two hotties provided a quite delightful bit of sexy sandwich outer halves at the event, leaving me wondering once more how the hell my invitation got lost in the mail. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Deep Dark Hot in Black Book Magazine

By Jon | October 26, 2011 @ 9:19 am

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Another day, another hot look for the future ex-Mrs. Egotastic! Ashley Greene, who will at some point be accepting my invitations for Tuesday afternoon delights at the Clarion Inn with nothing but chalupa party paks and scented body oils to mete out our angry making of the sexy type desires upon one another.

Featured in Black Book magazine, the Twilight star is back on the pimpstress circuit for the upcoming Breaking Dawn installment, for which despite the presence of the ridiculously sexy Ashley, you'd have to threaten to pull my nails (and my family bobos) out before I'd come near a theater featuring that craptastic vampire-cheez flick. Still, (almost) anything Ashley Greene is hot. Enjoy.

Enjoying the View

By Jon | October 12, 2011 @ 10:20 am

I hate to see Ali Larter leave, but I love to watch her go. (Popoholic)

Sara Leal confesses! (HuffPo)

Meet new VH1 hottie, Carrie Keagan. (FoxNews)

Ashley Greene keeps that body tight. (GossipCenter)

Scarlett Johansson gets justice. (TMZ)

Mandy Moore nipple pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

The Meatball Sub 4S. (CollegeHumor)

Ashley Greene Inspires Sweating to the Cleavage in Her Women’s Health Pics

By Jon | October 7, 2011 @ 10:11 am

Ashley Greene in Women's Health South Africa

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Call it the mini-pictorial send down from heaven, but these dual looks at the more than healthy body of one of our very favorite celebrities, Ashley Greene, in Women's Health magazine from South Africa has to be one of our very favorite new wall shots of the sextastic Twilight actress. Oh, the unhealthy things I'd like to do with Ashley Greene alone in a rubber-walled room with nothing but whip cream canisters and our mutual passion for dairy products. I can't imagine the word 'no' ever escaping my mouth around this ridiculously hot woman. Just crazy sexy. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Flashes Some Bra Peeks By Way of the Wet Weather

By Jon | October 5, 2011 @ 7:39 am

Ashley Greene Gets Caught in the Rain in NYC

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Ashley Greene, how I have missed you so. I think maybe you've been hiding out, waiting for a bit of rain to come out and dampen your top to flash your bra beneath. It's a beautiful combination of your hot looks and Mother Nature, working together to provide yet another bit of Ashley Greene sexiness. Oh, sure, the tweenies are dying to see you next month in Twilight Breaking Dawn, but the gentleman oglers here are much more satisfied to see you in an even smaller bit of wet clothing, and soon too, please, Ashley. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene, Ashley Benson, and Nicole Scherzinger Put the Sexy Chest in iHeart

By Jon | September 27, 2011 @ 10:56 am

Ashley Greene at the iHeartMusic Festival

Nicole Scherzinger at the iHeartMusic Festival

Ashley Benson at the iHeartMusic Festival

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Despite a recent unfortunate discovery that Pretty Little Liars sexy actress Ashley Benson is swapping spit with Justin Bieber's 'swagger coach' (where does this line of evil ever end?), she's still ridiculously hot, and along with fellow sextastic celebrities Ashley Greene and Nicole Scherzinger, brought a large dose of the ogle-worthy to the iHeart Music Festival in Sin City over the weekend, where performers who made zero sense performing together, got up on stage to pimp the shizz out of the Internet radio station network.

While the music was eclectic, my dream of getting Ashley, Ashley, and Nicole into my backyard almost clean-water hot tub remains entirely traditional (though, as yet, unfulfilled -- trust me, there will be pictures). Enjoy.