Selena Gomez shows cleavage on the cover of Cosmo. (HuffPo)
Ashley Greene gets Lucky. (FoxNews)
Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Teen Vogue. (GossipCenter)
Shailene Woodley, Felicity Jones, Jennifer Lawrence and more Hollywood hotties. (GossipCenter)
Ciara and Maria Menounos get ready for the Superbowl. (Celebuzz)
Kim Kardashian tweets cleavage. (CelebSlam)
Not exactly a lateral move, Elisabetta Canalis. (TheSuperficial)
We hadn't seen our sextastic object d' lust Ashley Greene in some time really until last night at the People's Choice Awards, where we personally chose her to be the girl we'd most like to lock ourselves in a motel room in with for the weekend with nothing but a 12-pack of Genny Light, a 6-pack of Chalupas, and a 3-pack of protection.
Our overwhelming desire to tap Ashley Greene like a fecund maple tree in early Spring is as intense as it is disturbing to the authorities, so we were pleased to add ammo to our lust arsenal with these promo pictures for her DKNY fashion campaign. She just makes us very happy. Enjoy.
- Happy birthday, Britney Spears. (HuffPo)
- Courtney Stodden has the holiday spirit. (FoxNews)
- Gisele Bundchen parties in Brazil. (GossipCenter)
- Blake Lively got a hickey? (TheSuperficial)
- Christie Brinkley is in trouble. (TMZ)
- Jessica Simpson pregnancy boobs are ridiculous. (DrunkenStepfather)
- Ashley Greene, sexy in NYC. (LaineyGossip)
Airline travel ain't what it used to be. Gone are the gloriously glam days of hot stewardesses passing out cigarettes and cocktails, replaced by a petite petty officer name 'Stephen' in khaki shorts who shrills about overhead luggage space and tries to pretend that people over 5'8" can actually fit comfortably into an economy seat. But, hark, there is a chance jet-age reminiscence courtesy of the new show Pan Am and it's bevy of 60's era hotties, bolstered by a guest appearance from the uber-sextastic Ashley Greene, wiping the reputational muck of Twilight off her britches and looking all kinds of pointed-bra sexy on the set of the show. If anybody can pull off multi-era hotness, it's our be-lusted Ashley Greene, who would most definitely be the girl we take along in our two-seater time machine. Enjoy.
Well, word is out from the tween girls and their cried-when-Oprah-went-off-the-air moms that Twilight Breaking Dawn was just the bestest ever movie ever. But, inside sources with a male brain, those of you who are privately confessing to Egotastic! that you were made to go see this film, are reporting experiences ranging from the 'intensely dull' to 'utterly painful' right up the excruciating ladder to 'rather have my sack dropped in the fish fry pot than sit through this again.' Well, the latter comment certainly sounds like the makings of some rotten tomatoes, but we must remind ourselves of the goodness, sweetness, and hotness that has arisen from this series of shlockable unwatchables, not the least of which is the introduction of the uber-hot Ashley Greene, who were it not for this sugar-coated serial for dreamy girls, we might never have nearly the opportunity to ogle mightily.
In the current edition of Esquire Mexico, the Twilight actress and inducer of the deep lust goes old-school straight up sexy with a variety of poses and looks that only the really hot can get away with. And make no mistakes, Ashley Greene is smoking hot. Quietly epic. Enjoy.
Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed make the rounds. (GossipCenter)
Pregnant Beyonce takes a stroll. (HuffPo)
Mom and daughter lingerie ad. Creepy, hot or creepy hot? (FoxNews)
Read between the lines. (TheChive)
Sasha Grey thinks porn stars and kids are a great combo. (GossipCop)
Really intelligent people doing really intelligent things. (CollegeHumor)
Blake Lively off somewhere being hot. (LaineyGossip)
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Ashley Greene Sexy Sweaty Stretchy After Hot Body Workout
Oh, Ashley Greene, how we want to take you to our Motel 6 suite with a six pack of Chalupas and a twelve pack of Dos Equis and show you how to do the forbidden dance of love, even removing your imprisoning manacles from time to time when you show signs of good behavior.
The uber-hottie Ashley Greene is getting all slender and hard bodied again, which can only mean one thing: yep, she's making the sexy with somebody (not named 'me') and this is somewhat disappointing. Though the clear upside is seeing Ashley once more on a good run of form fitting sweaty workout clothes, the kind of visual sight that makes us consider joining a new gym where we don't have a reputation for accidentally walking into the ladies locker room, twice.
Ashley Greene is just plain old hot. And, now sweaty. It's really too much to bear. Enjoy.
WHEN WE FIRST DECIDED TO MAKE MANY BABIES WITH ASHLEY GREENE