Egotastic
Truth be told, I once worked my way hrough a salad bar line at a grocery store next to a young Ashlee Simpson. Before the blonde, before the baby, before she was married and divorced or broke up or whatever she is, even before her short-lived craptastic musical career. Just plain dark-haired teen Ashlee picking through the mushrooms as I perused the kidney beans for any signs of foreign objects that may have landed beneath the sneeze splatter guard. She turned to me, we shared a smile, as a woman does to a man she believes surely must be a stalker. It was rather magical.
Flash forward to post mommy days, though still a young woman and Ashlee Simpson is now a little blond MILFy mom on the beach in Hawaii, tending to her little brood and flashing a little of her petite body 'neath her gear cap, it's all kind of working. Kind of like how we worked that salad bar, oh, those many years ago, Ash. Enjoy.
Ashlee Simpson Flashes Legs Leaving Very Big Sister’s Baby Shower
I'm feeling a little sympathetic toward Ashlee Simpson these days. No, not because of her dad's outing and subsequent divorce or her parents. Or her own divorce. Or the fact that her ex-husband is now suing for full custody of their kid, or threatening to do so, if Ashlee doesn't hit rehab for her party substances addiction. But because she has to attend one of her big sister's baby showers every five months or however quickly Jessica Simpson is able to get herself pregnant again after pushing out a pup.
Still, amid it all, Ashlee managed to wear a very short dress to the girly event and flash some of her slender stems, the same ones she'll likely soon be tanning in a Malibu beachside treatment facility. Expect her to be looking even better soon, or within three more Jessica Simpson baby deliveries. Enjoy.
ASHLEE SIMPSON BACK IN THE DAY FLASHING CLEAVE