The lovely Ashlee Simpson showed off her gorgeous plums in a sexy red swimsuit in Bali. Ashlee’s suit is mostly not there at all. The sides and back are completely gone. This allows us a view of glorious sideboob, and oh what a sideboob it is! Unlike her older sister Jessica, Ashlee’s ta’tas are more understated but no less sexy. I’ve always had more of a thing for Ashlee than Jessica. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because she seems a little more “girl next door” to me than her bombshell sister. That’s why I’m glad Ashlee and her funbags have resurfaced of late after many years out of the spotlight. What I know for sure is that if she keeps wearing stuff like this crypto-Baywatch boobtacular bathing suit, she is going to be in the news a lot more.
Bali is really far away. She should try being scantily clad closer to home. American beach goers need sideboob too, ya know.
