Arianny Celeste

Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Kenda Perez Put the Eff’ Me in UFC With Sextastic Photoshoot

If you love mixed martial arts and just so happen to love smoking hot, super hot-bodied UFC rings girls and show hostesses, then you have come to the perfect place.

Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Kenda Perez all got together for an Inside Fitness magazine photoshoot and now we have a chance to see behind the scenes of one amazing photographic experience at three ridiculously hot UFC girls putting their curves out into the Octagon of the sextastic. Three hot-bodied girls, sports, bikinis, behind the scenes peeks. It’s almost too much, if only too much were ever enough. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Sizzle on South Beach

We had the distinct pleasure of meeting Arianny Celeste last month for our Viper Room photoshoot with the ridiculously sextastic UFC ring girl leaving us breathless, speechless, and without any clean underwear. It was quite the moving experiencing.

Now, Arianny is back in her natural habitat, bikini hotness exhibition on the beaches of Miami, soaking up the ray of that lucky bastard Mr. Sun and flashing her award winning body (no joke, we’ve given it several awards, but mostly just so we could pin some ribbons on that outrageous rack). We could spend a year studying the curves on Arianny’s frontside only to demand a second year to examine the back. Just level 10 grade hotness. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Gets ‘Viper Room’ Sexy for Egotastic!, Part 3 — Starry Dreams

Well, this is it. The final photo set from our ridiculously fun shoot with the even more ridiculously hot Arianny Celeste at The Viper Room.

For the grand finale, what else, stars on all the fun places, as in the starred bikini top Arianny posed in, along with another one of the slinky fine dresses from her Arianny Celeste Collection by Jaide apparel line, making us all wonder when, if ever, we’d ever get a girl as hot as Arianny to talk to us at a bar. The current betting line is between ‘Never’ and ‘When Hell Freezes Over’. Sounds about right.

Nevertheless, join us in the revelry of sextastic around this final release of Arianny photos and the final release we may have after viewing them (oh, behave). Enjoy.

Credit: Matthew Wardenaar (photos), Viper Room (location)

Arianny Celeste Gets ‘Viper Room’ Sexy for Egotastic!, Part 2 — Cleavetastic Barmaid

I’ve taken three cold showers since viewing Part 1 of our sextastic photo series with Arianny Celeste and now I find we’re already moving on to Part 2. It might be time for the salpeter, or the sledgehammer, something potent to soothe the savage beast.

In our second round of photos from Arianny at the Viper Room, twisted through the fertile naughty at times quite in need of medication mind of Egotastic!, we thought to ourselves, how amazing would Arianny Celeste appear as a super cleavetastic bar maid at the infamous Hollywood hangout’s main stage bar.

So, Arianny peeled on some more of her own hot-designed Arianny Celeste Collection by Jaide fashionable clothes and we began to click. And click. And click just a bit faster. We really couldn’t stop until our film was spent.

These are the results. Yep, set your shower to frozen rain temp setting. But, enjoy.

Credit: Matthew Wardenaar (photos), Viper Room (location)

Arianny Celeste Gets ‘Viper Room’ Sexy for Egotastic!, Part 1 — The Ladies Room

Every man has a placeIn his heart there’s a spaceAnd the world can’t erase his fantasies

If you had told me just a few short years ago, as I lay shackled in a foreign and quite Guatemalan prison for a crime I did not commit, at least not both parts of it, that I would be eyeballing the heavenly body of Arianny Celeste from just feet, nay, inches away, I would hardly have believed you. Well, here we are, as Egotastic! engaged an exclusive photoshoot with the UFC Ring Girl hot-xtraordinaire in the infamous Viper Room in Hollywood where without Arianny Celeste in an amazing series of hot body and boobtastic revealing dresses, let’s be honest, I never get in.

Over the next couple of days, we’ll be featuring Arianny Celeste in brand new and ridiculously sexy picture sets from the Viper Room shoot, featuring the wicked bodied Mexi-Pinay in her self-designed evening wear line, the Arianny Celeste Collection by Jaide.

And, then, I’m going to rest for one hyper-extended refractory period. Enjoy.

Credit: Matthew Wardenaar (photos), Viper Room (location)

Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty, Lolo Jones Olympic Cheeks, and Sara Jean Underwood Hot Butt Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It’s Thursday and that can only mean one thing, well, two things if you count the fact that it’s also the day I spend an hour staring sheepishly into the window of the pedicure place down the street watching random women’s toes be painted. But the more important thing is the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, where we gather together the finest in the past week of hot celebrity meets ego meets cell phone cameras and find the best of the best in the world of the self-published pictures.

This week’s Roundup includes some seriously hot bums on the part of Arianny Celeste, Sara Jean Underwood at E3, Olympic virgin hottie Lolo Jones, some benevolent cleavage from Jamie Lynn Spears, bikini pictures from the likes of Selena GomezAlicia Keys, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, Fergie, and a ton more bits of self-picked hotness. Check it all out, I dare you. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.