Arianny Celeste

Arianny Celeste Gets ‘Viper Room’ Sexy for Egotastic!, Part 2 — Cleavetastic Barmaid

I've taken three cold showers since viewing Part 1 of our sextastic photo series with Arianny Celeste and now I find we're already moving on to Part 2. It might be time for the salpeter, or the sledgehammer, something potent to soothe the savage beast.

In our second round of photos from Arianny at the Viper Room, twisted through the fertile naughty at times quite in need of medication mind of Egotastic!, we thought to ourselves, how amazing would Arianny Celeste appear as a super cleavetastic bar maid at the infamous Hollywood hangout's main stage bar.

So, Arianny peeled on some more of her own hot-designed Arianny Celeste Collection by Jaide fashionable clothes and we began to click. And click. And click just a bit faster. We really couldn't stop until our film was spent.

These are the results. Yep, set your shower to frozen rain temp setting. But, enjoy.

Credit: Matthew Wardenaar (photos), Viper Room (location)

Arianny Celeste Gets ‘Viper Room’ Sexy for Egotastic!, Part 1 — The Ladies Room

Every man has a placeIn his heart there's a spaceAnd the world can't erase his fantasies

If you had told me just a few short years ago, as I lay shackled in a foreign and quite Guatemalan prison for a crime I did not commit, at least not both parts of it, that I would be eyeballing the heavenly body of Arianny Celeste from just feet, nay, inches away, I would hardly have believed you. Well, here we are, as Egotastic! engaged an exclusive photoshoot with the UFC Ring Girl hot-xtraordinaire in the infamous Viper Room in Hollywood where without Arianny Celeste in an amazing series of hot body and boobtastic revealing dresses, let's be honest, I never get in.

Over the next couple of days, we'll be featuring Arianny Celeste in brand new and ridiculously sexy picture sets from the Viper Room shoot, featuring the wicked bodied Mexi-Pinay in her self-designed evening wear line, the Arianny Celeste Collection by Jaide.

And, then, I'm going to rest for one hyper-extended refractory period. Enjoy.

Credit: Matthew Wardenaar (photos), Viper Room (location)

Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty, Lolo Jones Olympic Cheeks, and Sara Jean Underwood Hot Butt Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's Thursday and that can only mean one thing, well, two things if you count the fact that it's also the day I spend an hour staring sheepishly into the window of the pedicure place down the street watching random women's toes be painted. But the more important thing is the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, where we gather together the finest in the past week of hot celebrity meets ego meets cell phone cameras and find the best of the best in the world of the self-published pictures.

This week's Roundup includes some seriously hot bums on the part of Arianny Celeste, Sara Jean Underwood at E3, Olympic virgin hottie Lolo Jones, some benevolent cleavage from Jamie Lynn Spears, bikini pictures from the likes of Selena GomezAlicia Keys, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, Fergie, and a ton more bits of self-picked hotness. Check it all out, I dare you. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.

Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Smoking Hot Lingerie Photos Might Just Send You Into Orbit

Whoa. Arianny Celeste is one might fine UFC Ring Girl and model extraordinaire, but these new photos from FHM Philippines are about to send the libido rockets into critical launch phase. Just ridiculously hot shots of the very delicious Arianny Celeste in little bits of bra and panties hanging around the cabin.

It's really too much to bear, and, yet, we're already imagining ways in which this could be even hotter. Say, for instance, the lingerie falls to the floor? Just an option. Enjoy.