Watching Arianny Celeste explain her Date Night Disaster last week on our site, with the dude who tried to propose to her on their first official date, well, it got me wondering, not only why any man would ever want to get married in the first place (I’m always keeping that at the front of the mind), but especially so to a girl he barely knew. Then I remember the one caveat to all male decisions: super hot women make us act stupid. And the hotter the woman, the more stupid we act. It’s some perverse rule of nature.
For instance, how can one look upon Arianny Celeste nekkid in her stellar Playboy photoshoot and not think, ‘Heck, I’d like to share a bed with that woman for the rest of my life’. I mean, my first thought was just one night, but after checking out these photos from our friends at PlayboyPlus, damn, I could be in for a lifetime. A supremely hot woman is more often than not
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Here’s a common misconception — hot girls have no trouble finding decent dates. Oh, my friend, ask any of the super sextastic residents of Hottieville and they will lay out for you one failed Love Boat embarkation after another. In fact, some of their stories are downright frightening.
So, take heed mere mortals, as we present a series of some of our favorite goddesses describing their Date Night Disasters.
First up, UFC ring girl and Latina sultry sweetness, Arianny Celeste.
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Having had the distinct privilege of viewing the ridiculously hot body of Arianny Celeste up close and personal, I can tell you, despite effects you may see in certain photographs, the reality is every bit as wicked amazing.
For instance, check out these Sam Hon photos of the UFC ring girl for her Halloween lingerie photoshoot. Spooky sextastic to say the least. How’d you like to see Arianny in skimpy lingerie standing outside your haunted house tonight? I can tell you, there’d be more than just Krackle bars pouring out of your gourd (I’m not even sure what that means, but, we did start getting our Halloween drink on early here).
Happy Halloween from all of your naturally freaky friends at Egotastic!
Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures for Stndrd Magazine Are Anything But Standard (Shit, That Title Sucked)
Arianny Celeste puts the shwing in ring girl. She’s so passion inducing, we brought her in ourselves for a sextastic photoshoot, mostly just to peek at her changing (don’t let that secret get out).
In a recent edition of The Stndard magazine, the periodical with no vowels, the ridiculously hot bodied UFC Ring Girl puts on a bikini body display of quite epic proportions, including three to four of our very favorite body parts. Throw in some obligatory high heel shoes and you have a visual party. Enjoy.
You know it well, only September but that is calendar season. And while we’ve been ogling the sights of some of our favorite glamour models prepping for their 2013 wall calendars, let’s not forget homegrown hotties like Arianny Celeste, in fact, a mega-sextastic hottie, putting on a show behind the scenes of her own calendar shoot.
There’s absolutely nothing we don’t love about Arianny Celeste, from head to toe, and most definitely all stops in between. Check her out in motion as photogs snap her for a potential addition to your wall come January 1, 2013. Enjoy
Arianny Celeste is super hot, no doubt, but she possesses yet another skill, she photographs extremely well.
Whether in photographers from the Viper Room set we shot back in June, or a newly published set of Arianny with boobs and balls soccer set in Maxim Korea, the UFC Ring Girl knows how to put on a show with her ridiculously hot body and those come hither eyes that will have you coming hither until the pain between your limbs becomes overwhelming. Yep, that powerful.
Don’t believe me? Take a look at these pictures and see if the words ‘must have ice pack’ don’t emit from your lips about 30 minutes hence. Enjoy.