Arianny Celeste

Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Kenda Perez in Bikinis for UFC 360

I'm not sure what's more eventful UFC news. Silva being knocked out by Weidman, or ridiculously hot ring girls Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Kenda Perez all in bikinis for UFC 360 magazine. I can tell you which one has a bigger impact on my life. Oh, three fine ladies in two piece swimsuits flashing their world class sweet bodies. Mama said knock me out with a smile.

I'm not sure who first invented the 'ring girl' as a concept. But I would like to thank them in some meaningful way. The combination of blood sport and sextastic young ladies in bikinis truly is genius. And, an ogle-must. Just so fine. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus, Arianny Celeste, Kendra Wilkinson Highlight the Hotties at Maxim Hot 100 Party

I think I'm getting too old to complain anymore about these magazine lists of who's the hottest celebrity. So many flaws, so little time to discuss them all. It's an inevitably crooked venture when you first set about to tier the sextastic. And naming somebody The Hottest or The Most Beautiful, even if you weren't doing so for crass publicity reasons, it's a faulty process at best.

Nevertheless, Maxim still knows how to throw a party that gets some good looking women to attend. As they did last night for their Hot 100 List, including Miley Cyrus, the winner of said naming, UFC Ring Girl extraordinaire, Arianny Celeste, and former stripper turned stripper, Kendra Wilkinson, who put on her best face and body for the event celebrating good looks. Can't say I got my invitation, but someday when I've got a whippersnapper nipping at my heels, I'll probably not invite them to my events either. Everybody hates their future replacement. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Wicked Hot for UFC Photoshoot

I'm in lust all over again for UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste. We've had the chance to shoot her on a couple occasions, and it is simply amazing how hot Arianna looks in person, not to mention photographs. So no surprise that her passion-inducing lingerie showy piece for UFC turned out 100% sextastic. Both the finished photos, and behind the scenes of her shoot...

I think I'm going to cry. I definitely need to be alone. Arianny has got it going on and on. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Nekkid Playboy Awesomeness Might Just Explain Why Guys Want to Marry Her So Badly

 

Arianny-Celeste-on-Playboy-PlusWatching Arianny Celeste explain her Date Night Disaster last week on our site, with the dude who tried to propose to her on their first official date, well, it got me wondering, not only why any man would ever want to get married in the first place (I'm always keeping that at the front of the mind), but especially so to a girl he barely knew. Then I remember the one caveat to all male decisions: super hot women make us act stupid. And the hotter the woman, the more stupid we act. It's some perverse rule of nature.

For instance, how can one look upon Arianny Celeste nekkid in her stellar Playboy photoshoot and not think, 'Heck, I'd like to share a bed with that woman for the rest of my life'. I mean, my first thought was just one night, but after checking out these photos from our friends at PlayboyPlus, damn, I could be in for a lifetime. A supremely hot woman is more often than not

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Date Night Disasters: Arianny Celeste Talks About Her Quick Moving Date (VIDEO)

What Did He Try to Do to Arianny on the First Date?

Here's a common misconception -- hot girls have no trouble finding decent dates. Oh, my friend, ask any of the super sextastic residents of Hottieville and they will lay out for you one failed Love Boat embarkation after another. In fact, some of their stories are downright frightening.

So, take heed mere mortals, as we present a series of some of our favorite goddesses describing their Date Night Disasters.

First up, UFC ring girl and Latina sultry sweetness, Arianny Celeste.

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Arianny Celeste Naughty Hot in Lingerie for Halloween

Having had the distinct privilege of viewing the ridiculously hot body of Arianny Celeste up close and personal, I can tell you, despite effects you may see in certain photographs, the reality is every bit as wicked amazing.

For instance, check out these Sam Hon photos of the UFC ring girl for her Halloween lingerie photoshoot. Spooky sextastic to say the least. How'd you like to see Arianny in skimpy lingerie standing outside your haunted house tonight? I can tell you, there'd be more than just Krackle bars pouring out of your gourd (I'm not even sure what that means, but, we did start getting our Halloween drink on early here).

Happy Halloween from all of your naturally freaky friends at Egotastic!

Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures for Stndrd Magazine Are Anything But Standard (Shit, That Title Sucked)

Arianny Celeste puts the shwing in ring girl. She's so passion inducing, we brought her in ourselves for a sextastic photoshoot, mostly just to peek at her changing (don't let that secret get out).

In a recent edition of The Stndard magazine, the periodical with no vowels, the ridiculously hot bodied UFC Ring Girl puts on a bikini body display of quite epic proportions, including three to four of our very favorite body parts. Throw in some obligatory high heel shoes and you have a visual party. Enjoy.