I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention, err, show, the pride of the UFC, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Vanessa Hanson out at the Hard Rock UFC 168 after party over the weekend. I’m not sure if the mood was dampened just a tad by Anderson Silva gruesomely snapping his lower leg bone in the main event of the evening. But I’m guessing after a couple cocktails and ogling of these ridiculously hot women’s finer assets, the mood got pretty jolly pretty fast.
Heck, if I fractured my own ankle I’d hobble my way over to talk to these girls and ask them for a little kissy kissy before having my bone re-snapped into place. From pain comes pleasure. I might have that backward. Mostly I just want an invite to these parties. Enjoy.
With December fully upon us and Winter breathing its chill air down our necks (admittedly, I don’t know how to describe Winter, I live in L.A.), there’s no slowing down the sextastic self-promoting celebrities from traveling out to the world’s warm weather spots for the purpose of showing off their hot bodies and tightly worked bottomsides. Really, if airline travel had been invented for solely this purpose, that would’ve been reason enough. On to the candids.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the glorious legs of cheeky Ariana Grande, Ashley Sky with more bikini body perfection, Nina Agdal hand-bra covered goodness, Arianny Celeste with just one ridiculous beach body, Aly Michalka showing off her naturally fine female form, Paris Hilton bikini primping, Erica Mena serious boobtastic show, and much much more. You owe it to every single lady who got punched by another lady on Black Friday to check out each and every one of these wicked hot selfies and socially shared celebrity candids. Enjoy.
Any time we get to see the UFC rings girls outside of the sweaty man venue of the MMA fights, it’s always a treat. Any time they are doing so in hot body baring bikinis, it’s a double treat. I mean, I see at least two sweet delights on the hot body of Arianny Celeste, cruising and strutting her fine female form along the beach in Miami over the weekend.
I’m not prepared to say that the action outside the ring is more exciting than inside, mostly because I don’t want to take a flying elbow to the face from a 200 lb. Brazilian (unless it’s a lady, then I’d pay for the privilege), but I must admit were I attending a UFC event live, my focus would be heavily toward the likes or Arianny and Brittney. Just check out the ridiculously sextastic body on Arianny as Exhibit A in my defense. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for UFC, they’ve pretty much reinvented or at least reinvigorated the entire notion of ring girls. It was a pretty simply formula really. Instead of just finding any pretty girl in a bikini to strut around the ring, find some truly special hotties that really drive men absolutely insane and get them in bikinis to promenade in between rounds. A difference with very much distinction. Girls like Arianny Celeste who exudes the kind of sextastic that you don’t just see seventeen times a day, but you sure wish you did.
Catching Arianny on the beach in a bikini is like catching a lightning bug in a bottle. If you really really wanted to have sex with a lightning bug. Enjoy.
It’s only August 1 of Lucky ’13 and there’s already one more amazing thing to look forward to in the coming year — the 2014 Arianny Celeste bikini calendar.
We do heavily favor skin skin skin on the calendars that serve as our wall decor throughout the years in the Egotastic! regal offices, and that includes some of the finer looking ladies in the teensy tiny bikinis that do so make us blush with excitement each and every first of the month. Arianny Celeste makes me blush, and I don’t just get red in the face. File that under TMI.
Check out Arianny Celeste behind the scenes of her 2014 bikini calendar shoot and be sure to pick up a copy of her 2014 calendar on sale starting today!
I’m not sure what’s more eventful UFC news. Silva being knocked out by Weidman, or ridiculously hot ring girls Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Kenda Perez all in bikinis for UFC 360 magazine. I can tell you which one has a bigger impact on my life. Oh, three fine ladies in two piece swimsuits flashing their world class sweet bodies. Mama said knock me out with a smile.
I’m not sure who first invented the ‘ring girl’ as a concept. But I would like to thank them in some meaningful way. The combination of blood sport and sextastic young ladies in bikinis truly is genius. And, an ogle-must. Just so fine. Enjoy.
I think I’m getting too old to complain anymore about these magazine lists of who’s the hottest celebrity. So many flaws, so little time to discuss them all. It’s an inevitably crooked venture when you first set about to tier the sextastic. And naming somebody The Hottest or The Most Beautiful, even if you weren’t doing so for crass publicity reasons, it’s a faulty process at best.
Nevertheless, Maxim still knows how to throw a party that gets some good looking women to attend. As they did last night for their Hot 100 List, including Miley Cyrus, the winner of said naming, UFC Ring Girl extraordinaire, Arianny Celeste, and former stripper turned stripper, Kendra Wilkinson, who put on her best face and body for the event celebrating good looks. Can’t say I got my invitation, but someday when I’ve got a whippersnapper nipping at my heels, I’ll probably not invite them to my events either. Everybody hates their future replacement. Enjoy.