Ariana Grande

Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, and Bella Thorne Highlight the Radio Disney Music Awards

I know you're dying to know who won the big prizes at the Radio Disney Music Awards. Sadly, I have no clue. But I'm sure it's some truly talented musical artists. What I did note was the return of some former Disney starlets, and the rise of the next gen starlets, gracing the red carpet of the young persons aged award show.

While I'm still digesting rumors that Selena Gomez returned to the arms of Justin Bieber, I can not deny my unyielding affection for her Latina confections, evidenced again on the red carpet. Along with Ariana Grande, Bella Thorne, and Denise Richards who showed up like the hot mom who arrives at the party only to make it better, it was quite a show. Though not the musical aspect, which we didn't even dare to absorb. Enjoy.

J-Woww’s Boobs Try to Save MTV Movie Awards

I actually had fun a couple years back now at the MTV Movie Awards with our friend Tila Tequila. The show had already dropped to unwatchable standards at that point, but it was at least fun. Now, everybody who appeared at the show looked like they had been kidnapped and forced to dress up and smile and talk about how much they love so-and-so from some craptastic MTV reality show (assuming so-and-so is still alive, or not in jail).

J-Woww brought her puppies out to play, and they tried to save the evening from the ensuing debacle, but even they along with the hottie likes of Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, and Ariana Grande could not save the ev evening. The ultimate dilemma for Egotastic! is a sextastic hot teacher stripping off her clothes whilst scratching her nails down a chalkboard. MTV is now way too much chalkboard. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande in a Pink Body Suit for Blue Christmas Balls (Help, I’ve Run Out of Color Puns!)

Well, the strong Ariana Grande contingent among us, and you are a growing and ever-vocal fan base, will probably call this some kind of Christmas miracle, for your belusted Ariana rarely shows much of any skin, and while she is covered in this Jones Crow photoshoot, a pink body suit is nothing to sneeze at (though you may experience other types of bodily convulsions whilst viewing).

All good things come to those who ogle and wait. And a chipper looking Ariana Grande rolling around a bit on the floor, well, that is a good thing indeed. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande: Jake’s Gift to You This Thanksgiving

Ariana Grande looks like a younger Clueless version of Brittany Murphy ::Homer drool::

Now, despite the fact that EgoReader 'Jake' broke one of the cardinal Man Rules by trying to use some kind of emoticon, we know he represents a silent army of Ariana Grande lusters among our denizen. Guys with some kind of Dorothy in Oz fantasies of Ariana Grande bouncing along their Yellow Brick Roads with her secretly naughty ginger sextastic ready to burst at the slightest touch. At least, that dream is mine.

Take a look at ten of our favorite pictures of Ariana Grande and see if you aren't soon desperately searching for your own wizard. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Asstastic in Leggings for Your Canadian Grande Fix

Now, we happen to know that a mere mention of the name Ariana Grande sends many of you into a spasmodic twitter, so the sight of your belusted ginger in skintight leggings, flashing her derriere, well, lay down the plastic sheeting, 2-ply in the least.

On the set of the film Swindle shooting in Vancouver, the Victorious sidekick stole the show, even in the chilly weather, flashing a nice chunk of female frame as she bent and stretched and kicked her way into your hearts and other areas closer to the family nuggets. There is something definitely special about this young woman, some special magical bits, most of which can be seen by ogling her stretch pants closely. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Go-Go Dancing, McKayla Maroney Teasy, Una Healy Major Cleave to Lead This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, the ladies and young ladies of the self-published land are back again this week in full-force, flashing their celebrity bodies for your viewing pleasure and their ego gratification. We've come to truly appreciate the depths to which these celebrities truly desire attention, and the depths to which we will go to give that to them. A little something something we call the weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

This week's Roundup includes the likes of U.S. gymnast McKayla Maroney sweet six-tweeting herself in a teasy position, Vanessa Hudgens showing how flexible she is, Kendall Jenner flashing her bare tummy, Una Healy showing off her burgeoning bosom, Ariana Grande in leather, and much much more. These girls need you to look. Please oblige them, and enjoy.

Victoria Justice, Kari Byron, Ariana Grande, and Padma Lakshmi Headline Hotness at Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom -- Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.

It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o' lotion dispensers. I guess that's the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.