Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande in a Pink Body Suit for Blue Christmas Balls (Help, I’ve Run Out of Color Puns!)

Well, the strong Ariana Grande contingent among us, and you are a growing and ever-vocal fan base, will probably call this some kind of Christmas miracle, for your belusted Ariana rarely shows much of any skin, and while she is covered in this Jones Crow photoshoot, a pink body suit is nothing to sneeze at (though you may experience other types of bodily convulsions whilst viewing).

All good things come to those who ogle and wait. And a chipper looking Ariana Grande rolling around a bit on the floor, well, that is a good thing indeed. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande: Jake’s Gift to You This Thanksgiving

Ariana Grande looks like a younger Clueless version of Brittany Murphy ::Homer drool::

Now, despite the fact that EgoReader 'Jake' broke one of the cardinal Man Rules by trying to use some kind of emoticon, we know he represents a silent army of Ariana Grande lusters among our denizen. Guys with some kind of Dorothy in Oz fantasies of Ariana Grande bouncing along their Yellow Brick Roads with her secretly naughty ginger sextastic ready to burst at the slightest touch. At least, that dream is mine.

Take a look at ten of our favorite pictures of Ariana Grande and see if you aren't soon desperately searching for your own wizard. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Asstastic in Leggings for Your Canadian Grande Fix

Now, we happen to know that a mere mention of the name Ariana Grande sends many of you into a spasmodic twitter, so the sight of your belusted ginger in skintight leggings, flashing her derriere, well, lay down the plastic sheeting, 2-ply in the least.

On the set of the film Swindle shooting in Vancouver, the Victorious sidekick stole the show, even in the chilly weather, flashing a nice chunk of female frame as she bent and stretched and kicked her way into your hearts and other areas closer to the family nuggets. There is something definitely special about this young woman, some special magical bits, most of which can be seen by ogling her stretch pants closely. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Go-Go Dancing, McKayla Maroney Teasy, Una Healy Major Cleave to Lead This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, the ladies and young ladies of the self-published land are back again this week in full-force, flashing their celebrity bodies for your viewing pleasure and their ego gratification. We've come to truly appreciate the depths to which these celebrities truly desire attention, and the depths to which we will go to give that to them. A little something something we call the weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

This week's Roundup includes the likes of U.S. gymnast McKayla Maroney sweet six-tweeting herself in a teasy position, Vanessa Hudgens showing how flexible she is, Kendall Jenner flashing her bare tummy, Una Healy showing off her burgeoning bosom, Ariana Grande in leather, and much much more. These girls need you to look. Please oblige them, and enjoy.

Victoria Justice, Kari Byron, Ariana Grande, and Padma Lakshmi Headline Hotness at Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom -- Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.

It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o' lotion dispensers. I guess that's the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.

Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

Ariana Grande for the Ariana Grande Secret Lusters Who Walk Among Us

Yep, we get your super secret letters. The tear stained crayon drawings of your secret crush. Perhaps none more so than for red headed teen heart throb Ariana Grande, a sort of behind the scenes Nick starlet, who has captivated the hearts of many an innocent (though quite legal) teen lusters.

So we capture Ariana Grande as coquettishly as possible for you, in a white sundress, shopping for other little girly things in Larchmont Village, to see if we can't get just a few more tears on your next Magic Marker scented letters. Those are tears right? Oh, jeez. Enjoy.