And the hits just keep on coming. And, by hits, we mostly mean something that rhymes with hits and can be seen in some shape or form on the small screen most every week, and captured for your summary perusal in a little something we like to call the Boob Tube Roundup, serving you since 1954.
This week’s BTR includes some serious basic cable skin courtesy of Elizabeth Masucci in F/X’s The Americans, a whole lot more than we’ve ever seen on basic, which is a good thing. Jennifer Love Hewitt in yet another cleavy costume on The Client List, a very brief bit of Emma Greenwell topless in Shameless, and former Power Ranger Anna Hutchison getting it on big time in Sparatacus; War o the Damned. I dare you to find this kind of skin in the movie theaters, not counting the ones where they have raids (and not currently counting Spring Breakers). Enjoy.
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Wow, now this is why the television was invented. Or cable television at least. The pinnacle of achievement for the small screen when belusted fanboy favorite, Shiri Appleby finally takes off her top onscreen, and, gets a splotch of love as her kind rewards.
Shiri takes the risque pole position in this week’s episode of Girls, the groundbreaking female-for-females HBO show that as often led us to question the awesomeness of nekkidness on the Boob Tube, but not this week. Oh, no. Oh, Shiri. Sweet naughty goodness.
Joining Shiri topless in this week’s Boob Tube Roundup is Anna Hutchison, former Power Ranger turned topless hottie in Spartacus: War of the Damned. Throw in the season premiere of Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing about as much chest as she will allow in The Client List, and you have one mighty wrap up. So unwrap and behold. And most definitely enjoy.
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The other day, my woeful emo band playing friend Scott (dude’s named Scott are always melancholy, please, don’t write and tell me you’re the exception) was telling me how sad and sorry this world is. And I felt so sad and sorry for Sad Scott for not noticing that we live in a time when we have more sextastic celebrity skin at our fingertips, by a million fold, than ever before.
Who wants to pen tragic tales of lost love with a chick with a nose-ring when you could be penning new tales of lust with girls such as Lena Headey, currently in Dredd 3D, but topless in Aberdeen, Anna Hutchison, the gorgeous blond topless hottie in The Cabin in the Woods, and classic Charlize Theron full-frontal nekkidness in The Devil’s Advocate. And you can see them all in this week’s Mr. Skin Minute. Oh, yeah, it’s free and works on repeat. So buck up, Scotts. Enjoy.
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As we move headlong into summer movie season, with family entertainment blockbusters galore, let us not forget the edgy, indie material that provides us all the best, and often only, skin on the big and little screens, with a forecast of what’s available this weekend from the good and decent folks at Mr. Skin who have put together a trifecta of ta-ta’s for your movie scheduling benefit.
This week’s sixty seconds of skin-on-cine action includes Anna Hutchison flashing her melons in The Cabin in the Woods, Emily Browning all kinds of nekkid in Sleeping Beauty, and the medieval ladies of Game of Thrones just being sextastically awesome. Enjoy.
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