Oh. My. God!!!!! Vanity Fair magazine has behind-the-scenes shots from the new Pirelli Calendar, which happens to feature Miranda Kerr nude!!! It also has Ana Beatriz Barros nude, and a whole bunch of other nude Supermodels who include Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, (Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr), and Georgina Stojilkovic from left to right on the cover, which is the best cover of a magazine ever. Sorry for the smallness, will try and get bigger ones after I put the pieces of my head back together.
Video Update: A kind reader ponited us to this amazing video featuring Miranda Kerr and all the models naked. It’s from Italian TV, which can only mean one thing: I’m moving to Italy.
Last week we brought you over 200 pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and today we’ve got the videos from last nights broadcast. That’s right, forget about working for the rest of the day, sit back, relax, and watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, starring all of your favourites, including Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Doutzen Kroes, and many more. And if your boss asks you what you’re doing, just tell him it’s research. That works every time.
Yes, it’s that very special time of year again. No, not Christmas, not your birthday, not Wednesday. It’s the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! That magical time when the most insanely gorgeous of all Supermodels walk the runway in ridiculous lingerie that no woman would ever actually wear in real life. But that’s okay, because these women aren’t found in real life either. It’s the ultimate fantasy, and you will never be a part of it. But at least you can ook on from the sidelines right here, and dream that one day, maybe you’ll be so very lucky that you might breathe the same air as one of these mythical creatures. But keep dreaming.
Of course, all your favourites are here: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Angela Lindvall, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Karolina Kurkova, and lots, lots more.
No, you haven’t died and gone to heaven, and these aren’t 70 virgins (excpet for Adriana Lima, except not really). But they are 25 Angels, Vctoria’s Secret Angels, that is. And like how I imagine heaven, they’re all wearing sexy white bikinis (Actually, in my version of heaven, they’re wearing a lot less). Included in the gang are all the regulars: Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Angela Lindvall, and many, many more. It’s more hotness than you can shake your stick at, but I’m sure you’ll have a lot of fun trying.
And of course, there are lots more Victoria’s Secret Supermodel bikini pictures after the jump.
Okay, where the hell do I sign up for that job!? This lucky bastard actually gets to spend his days rubbing lotion all over Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros in a bikini. I mean come on! Obviously, that guy can’t be straight, because any straight guy’s head would explode in that situation. So I guess that answers my question: He’s gay. I’ve never wanted to be gay so bad in my life.
If you’ve ever wondered what it is that makes a Supermodel so Super, just take a look at these Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros bikini pictures. Notice anything special? No? That’s the point. They just look like a couple Supermodels in bikinis doing a photoshoot. However, Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to a 6.3 lbs baby girl just two and a half months ago! Yeah, that’s why they call them Supermodels.
More Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beartiz Barros bikini pictures after the jump.