As you know, I spend several hours each week secreted in the corner of our local Victoria’s Secret checking out the new styles in ladies undergarments. I’m a veteran, every few minutes I call out to a random woman not with me, ‘Hey, honey, you almost done?’ Yeah, I blend. It’s sort of my obligation as roving lingerie reporter for an entirely made up fashion magazine I like to call Lacy Things on Hottie Minge. Every now and then I will take a few sample silky things to the counter, being sure to tell the salesgirl, ‘Boy, I hope my long time wife likes these.’ It’s hard just to window shop at Victoria’s Secret.
Now seeing the ridiculously sexy Brazilian supermodel, Ana Beatriz Barros, pimping lingerie for V.S. like almost nobody else can. Her super hot body barely clad in little bras and panties and frilly things that are the only type of clothing on women that men universally agree actually serves some purpose. Me and my credit card are rendered defenseless. Enjoy.
I wait by my door. Is that a car I hear outside my house? Oh, just the neighbor kid who souped up his Hyundai so it flies 4,000 RPM at 5 mph. When will it get here? I’m going out of my… it’s here! Oh, bless the day. My copy of Hercules magazine has arrived!
I’ve missed Ana Beatriz Barros. I’m so down with A.B.B. I’m down with the entire massive set of super hot Brazilian super models, whether in my Victoria’s Secret catalogs or, as last we saw you, on the amazing Pirelli calendar, with so man of your hottie sister brethren. These Ana Beatriz Barros topless pictures featured in Hercules magazine make me want to fly down to Rio, snap on my thong, and hit the beach. Actually, that desire exists exclusive of these photos, I just want to do that, but, while on the plane, I will be ogling the ridiculously hot boobs of this amazingly hot woman. Enjoy.
Well, it’s finally here, the full, unedited, uncensored 2010 Pirelli Calendar, and even though we’ve seen a whole bunch of previews, this thing never gets any less hot. Featuring Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntingotn-Whiteley, Ana Beatriz Barros, Lily Cole, Daisy Lowe, Marloes Horst, Abbey Lee, Catherine McNeil, Eniko Mihalik, Georgina Stojiljkovic, and Gracie Carvalho all nude, or at the very least topless. Yeah, it’s pretty aweseome.
It’s been a while since we’ve done a “mega post” but there’s no better occassion than the Victoria’s Secret Runway Show, which will air in December. Sadly, there’s no Adriana Lima hotness, since she just gave birth, but all our other favourite hotties were there. Including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrossio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum (a little past her prime), and my new crush, Maryna Linchuk.
Oh, and while Miranda Kerr looks awesomely chesty, that really is a testament to the power of the Victoria’s Secret bra, because as you can see in the Miranda Kerr topless picture from the Pirelli 2010 calendar, she really doesn’t have that much going on. She does have one hell of an ass, though.
Ana Beatriz Barros
What’s better than Brazilian Supermodels in bikinis? Not much. So it’s pretty smart that GQ UK put these Alessandra Ambrosio and Beatriz Barros bikini pictures in the new issue. I was thinking I should really go to Brazil, seeing as how so many Supermodels come from there. But there’s what, 10 – 15 Brazilian Supermodels, maybe a few more? And what, like 300 Million people in Brazil? They can’t all be that hot, right? It’s just a game of statistical probability. But then there’s that chance that it really is a country of 300 Million Supermodels…
You know, for as much as I post about Miranda Kerr, I’ve got to admit, one some levels, she doesn’t do much for me, and on others, the’s incredible. I think that level is her ass. Which she happily shows off in this month’s V Magzine. Also with her is Ana Beatriz Barros, though she’s keeping her ass firmly under wraps. And I do mean firm.
Oh Supermodels… What would the world be without them. No, they don’t protect us from Super Villains, but they really do so much more. Like posing half naked in magazines. Take these Ana Beatriz Barros topless and bottomless pictures from DT magazine. Sure, no nipple, but the rest… Absolute perfection. And that thing where she’s not wearing a shirt. Or not wearing pants. Give a copy of this magazine to Lex Luthor, and you’ll see how productive he is when it comes to trying to taking over the world, or destroying Superman.