Egotastic
UPDATE: Thanks to all of you who noted that who our paparazzi noted as Ana Beatriz Barros in these photos is actually Dutch hottie model, Bregje Heinen. Something is going on with our snappers down in Miami this past week; could be sunspots, or more likely, weed and Cuba Libres, but we're working out the mis-namings. We are, after all, men of science.
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Yes, it's good to be Michael Bay. Beyond all the obvious reasons why, the Transformers director is spending this week in Miami conducting a Victoria's Secret model shoot with some of the world's hottest women in skimpy bikinis. We could say we're not exactly sure why Michael Bay is involved in this project, but we think we have an idea.
So line up some of the most sextastic angels, Candice Swanepoel, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Behati Prinsloo, dress them in barely there bikinis, have them strut about in the Miami sun, and I'm not exactly sure what kind of directing you need, I mean, besides somebody who can actually kick the camera man in the hind to keep snapping away. Oh, I think I know what I'm coming back as in my next life. Or, should I say, who. Enjoy.
Ana Beatriz Barros Wicked Hot for Jennifer Lopez Promotion
Oh, my, my, what have we here?
Brazilian beauty Ana Beatriz Barros pimping something or other for Jennifer Lopez and reminding us once more that sex sells, and the sextastic, well, that sells even better. I'm not even quite sure what Ana is selling, but I know I want to be put down for a couple dozen. This is the type of uber-hotness that leads men to do so many stupid things then pretend like we didn't know why we did them moments after. We did. We do. And Ana Beatriz Barros is so effin' alluring doing it. Enjoy.