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Rock of Ages is about ready to take over the world in kitschy film form, including bouts of Tom Cruise singing, but before that they held a gala in London Town that featured Brazilian model and recent Ronnie Wood much younger girlfriend, Ana Araujo, flashing her pretty bare beautiful cans beneath a see-through dress that, well, by definition let oglers see straight through to her bare naked lady part. It’s the kind of dress that you spot a woman in and think to yourself, ‘Did I just see that? Yes, yes I did. Wow, that’s a pleasant surprise.’ And, speaking of surprises, the utterly curvaceous and sextastic Imogen Thomas also stood out at the event, by flashing some of that hourglass body that has quickly made her the toast of scandal sheets in the U.K. this past year.
Between the two sexy celebrities, combined, it’s almost enough to make me willing to go see a stage musical. Almost, but not quite. Enjoy.
Honestly, the average ratio of guys to girls at my house parties is 8:1, it’s like an enormous sausage fest where a bunch of dudes circle and edge ever closer to some girl in a back brace who can’t run away. So, I gotta give it up to Roberto Cavalli, the world’s only straight fashion designer. What a ruse to get the hot ladies onto your boat and at your parties. Dude has it going on. His party last night in Cannes to celebrate his new store opening featured a gaggle of the world’s finest models, including the highly underrated Ana Beatriz Barros, who has three names, but a million points of hotness, followed not far behind by the likes of Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, skanky hot Victoria Silvstedt, and Ana Araujo, young Brazilian hottie model girlfriend of cradle-robbing Ronnie Wood. So, am I jealous of Cavalli? Yes, yes, I am. Enjoy.
(Yes, you will note that Bar Refaeli and Victoria Silvstedt showed up to the Cavalli party wearing the same dress. Oh, fashion faux pas! Ladies, you may now titter.)