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Blake Lively Flashes Boobage, Vanessa Hudgens Leathers Up: Judging the Sexy at Comic-Con 2010

Fanboy power is on the march and that drove sexy celebrities out in droves to San Diego this past weekend for geektopian paradise, Comic-Con 2010. If these hot ladies wore microphones around the convention center, you'd hear two phrases repeated most often: "How much longer?" and "Eww, I think he touched me." Still, there's no denying that butts and boobs and hotness were present among the multitude of 40-year old virgins sporting capes and carrying spy cams that mostly captured upskirts of their mom who drove them to the convention. So, we're compelled to give out our rankings of the sexiest flesh at Comic-Con.

First prize: Blake Lively knows that if there's one thing all nerds love, it's comic books. And if there's two things, it's comic books and boobs, most of these mouth-breathers not having seen breasts since they were weaned as infants. Bonus points for Blake Lively for going Deep Space Nine on the cleavage with her boob baring outfit. She's a boobtastic hottie and we award her the Egotastic! Ms. Comic-Con trophy.

First runner-up: In case Blake Lively's boobs are unable to fulfill their responsibilities, Vanessa Hudgens in tight leather, pimping Sucker Punch deserves to take over the title. Love lust love her.

Third place: Okay, hear me out on this one, Kelly Brook is being given the bronze medal. Yes, she could easily win this contest hands down, but, I feel like my lady might be resting on her hotness laurels a bit these days and I want to see her work that much harder to win our contests. And, by harder work, I pretty much mean nude.

Fourth place: the ridiculously sexy Amber Heard, looking hot here as always, so underrated in her amazing looks and body.

Fifth place: Oh, sweaty hot Summer Glau. Sometimes, I forget to remember how much I lust after this women; thankfully, Comic-Con of all venues has re-focused my sexual thoughts and ogling eyeballs on this sweet young celeb.

Honorable mentions: (clockwise) Adrianne Curry, Alessandra Torresani, Carla Gugino, Liv Tyler, Nina Dobrev, Olivia Munn, and Tina Fey.

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This Amber Heard Nude Video is the Best

 

We've already seen one Amber Heard nude video from The Informers, and now we've got another Amber Heard nude video from The Informers, and this one's even better. At least I think it is. It's really a shame, though, that this movie went straight to DVD in North America, since this would have been great to see on the big screen. It's also a shame that Amber Heard's career really isn't taking off the way it should be. Then again, if her desperate need to be famous leads her to do more nude scenes, maybe she should struggle just a little bit longer...

Amber Heard Nude Video from The Informers

 

You've seen bits of it from the trailer, but here, finally, is Amber Heard's nude scene video in its entirety from her new movie The Informers. I still wish she hadn't last so much weight from when she first came on the scene, because a lot of that weight was in her boobs, but still, this video, featuring Amber in a threesome is pretty frickin' hot, although it would have been hotter if it was the good kind of threesome, if you know what I mean...

Amber Heard is Frickin’ Sexy in GQ Italy

I really wish Amber Heard hadn't lost the little bit of extra weight she had a year ago, because all that weight was in her boobs, but nevertheless, she still looks absolutely frickin' amazing, especially in these new super sexy shots from GQ Italy. And speaking of Amber Heard's breasts, as we are wont to do, you can see them in those Amber Heard nude clips from The Informers.

Amber Heard Nude Video from The Informers Trailer

 

Well, what do we have here? Why, It's Amber Heard nude in her new movie The Informers. Actually, it's Amber Heard nude in the trailer for The Informers. That's right, nude scenes in a trailer. And what's more, this unrated, international trailer, filled with Amber Heard's naked boobies is on YouTube! What? Yeah, I don't know since when you're allowed to have nude scenes in movie trailers, and how this one slipped past the guys on YouTube, but get it while you can. Of course, for your viewing convenience, we've also got an edited version with only the good bits, and none of the boring talking and stuff.

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Amber Heard Gets Topless in FHM

Amber Heard is one of the newest Hollywood hotties heating up the big screen, and now, thanks to these Amber Heard topless pictures from the October issue of FHM magazine, she's also heating up your computer screen. Now, if she would just move her stupid hand, that would be even hotter.

Amber Heard: Maxim-um Hotness

You might not have heard of Amber Heard (Haha! Get it!?) but you will be hearing and seeing a lot more of her. Pegged as the "rising star" in Hollywood Amber appears in the new stoner comedy Pineapple Express, and more importantly, Amber appears in a very sexy bikini in the August issue of Maxim magazine, and shows off just why it is that you will be hearing a lot more about her.

Of course, these days, it seems like unless you're doing Crack, making sex tapes, or flashing your boobs, you can't actually make a name for yourself, so only time will tell if Amber will rise to the heights of a Lindsay, or Paris. But if an Amber Heard sex tape is what it takes to put this girl over the top, I think I speak for everyone (yes, everyone), when I say that's something we're ready for.

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