It'd be hard to drive angry packed in a front seat sandwich between two super sexy actresses like the carpet munching hottie, Amber Heard, and the glued-to-perfection veteran sexy bomb, Charlotte Ross, who I lust ridiculously despite the fact she looks like she may just crack if forced to move her facial muscles to quickly. Don't care. Love her. Love Amber. Both looked super hot on the red carpet at the movie premiere last night for Drive Angry. I can't wait. Enjoy.
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With all of yesterdays sort of lesbionic sex tape news, we kind of lost the real girl-on-girl lustiness trees through the scissor kissing forest. Namely, real, true, and verified Sapphic hottie supreme, Amber Heard, who digs dudes so little, it just makes me want her worse. These Amber Heard pictures from Esquire magazine are just another stunning set of photos of the hottest rug muncher in Tinsel Town doing what she does best, looking ridiculously hot. Enjoy.
Have you ever seen this Amber Heard photo before? It's originally from Maxim but was just re-released in this month's Loaded magazine and I love it so much I just wanted to re-share it with you guys. It may be my favorite Amber Heard picture ever, I mean, until the stills from our naughty secret sex tape hit the Internet.
How I love movies about hot girls who get lost in foreign lands and fall into super danger under the clutches of evil dudes usually with mustaches of some kind. Or, you know, just movies about hot girls in showers. Or, hot girls doing anything really. Such is the case with super sexy lesbionic hottie Amber Heard and her hot-bodied travel buddy, Odette Yustman in And Soon the Darkness. Mmm, women in trouble, my favorite kind (and really the only kind I have a chance with, I say as I twirl my evil mustache). Enjoy.
One of the worst kept secrets in sexy celebrity land has been the fact that the ridiculously hot Amber Heard loves other ridiculously hot women. Heck, I've been having unspeakable dreams about this since way back in 2009. We here at Egotastic! believe in civil and human rights for all people on this spinning globe, most especially super sexy actresses and models who want to get it on with other hotties. These Amber Heard pictures from a Don Flood photoshoot ought confirm that Amber Heard hotness knows few limits.
Who are we to define the narrow boundaries of love as to not include two sexy women in lingerie laying on a bear skin rug and recklessly pouring champagne down each others nubile forms? Not I. Not today.
(Read about the sweet-hot Amber Heard and her lesbian coming out announcement on Celebuzz.)
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Twitpic Twotastic: Amber Heard Playboy Bunny and Aly Michalka Birthday Girl
When the 2012 apocalypse goes down, I'm more than happy to be securing myself and Amber Heard and Aly Michalka down in my underground survival bunker, such that we may begin to repopulate Mother Earth once the nuclear winds or cosmic asteroid dust has retreated. Granted, Amber Heard may take some convincing, but, worst case scenario, she turns Aly Michalka and I get one hell of a bunker show for the two decades we wait for the blue planet to once again become M class.
Amber Heard twitpic comes from the set of The Playboy Club, a new show shooting for NBC that is kind of a Mad Men rip-off meets Playboy name, but no nudity, so I'm not exactly seeing the angle here. But I am gladly ogling super lesbionic sexy bomb Amber Heard in her little bunny outfit. She may be a gay bunny, but I'd still like to tickle her ears.
Meanwhile, Aly Michalka photo comes from her birthday party. I don't know exactly how many years sexy this Hellcat is, but I do know that the shape of her body is about as perfect and desirable as they come, and, I'd love her to blow out the candles on my cake (I'm not even sure that's a valid skeevy euphemism). Enjoy.