Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried Goes Sexy Ginger Just ‘In Time’

I'm quite sure I just saw a trailer for the Timberlakian-Seyfried-Wilde sci-fi movie In Time in the theaters a couple weeks ago, and it's supposed to be flickering on screens in just a couple months time, and, yet, they are clearly still filming fresh footage. Ruh-roh. While that may not be the most optimistic note for this film whose name has been changed more times than my Uncle Krevvy when he has anything to drink after 6pm, it does mean more shots of the sextastic Amanda Seyfried in her hot little futuristic trashy costumes on the set of the film. While 'birthday suit' comes immediately to mind as preferred apparel for my private fantasy time with Amanda Seyfried, a little bit of bustier and leather would definitely not be scoffable. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Jogging Bra and Spandex Bottoms Make Jogging Fun Again

I've never understood the practice of jogging. You get all worked up, sweat your ass off, ruin you knees, and for what? To end up in the exact same place you started? Granted, I suppose there's some exercise health factor in there somewhere, but that's all foreign gobbledygook nonsense to me. But, now, finally, I think I see the light on this whole outdoor running thing, thanks in large part to Amanda Seyfried, who joins the long list of sexy celebrity joggers pedaling about L.A. in their skimpy skin tight outfits, making ogling their hot booties and boobtastic a mandatory public experience. We haven't seen much of the pale and sexy Amanda Seyfried lately; a body tight little workout outfit sweated up from her grunts and groans is a perfect way for us to rekindle an enduring, beautiful relationship. Enjoy.

The Beach is Back

AnnaSophia Robb bikini vacation pictures. (Celebuzz)

Sofia Vergara reaches the big O. (FoxNews)

Jessica Alba looks pretty damn alluring. (SocialiteLife)

Kim Kardashian cleavy workout. (GossipCenter)

What happens when girls are by themselves. (CollegeHumor)

Jasmine Waltz sex tape about to surface! (TMZ)

Amanda Seyfried gets a little wet. (DrunkenStepfather)

Amanda Seyfried Nipple Pokes A Welcome Sight for the Weary Holiday Traveler

Just when you thought your holiday weekend was coming to a sorry end, along comes sexy pale Amanda Seyfried and her Nordic nipples poking their way through arrivals at LAX airport, like a beacon of ogle worthiness to the well-worn long weekend traveler. Now, I happen to know it's hot as hell in the City of Angeles, so I'm guessing either Amanda was sitting under the one working air vent on Southwest Airlines I can never seem to find, or she was just damn excited to be home. Either way, I gladly accept her nipple pokes in the spirit of sextastic in which they were given. This was a nice surprise today. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Amanda Seyfriend Topless Reprise, Shermine Shahrivar Boobtastic Mermaid, and Yaya Kosikova See-Through Wonderment

 

Boy, did I get schooled this week regarding my comments earlier about hoping to see the sexy Amanda Seyfried bare boobs someday. How did I forget about Chloe, that cinematic masterpiece which the minute the screenwriter typed 'Chloe takes off her top' became an instant classic (well, at least the minute Amanda Seyfried got cast in that role I suppose). My superbad, but with supergood results, because Egotastic! Reader 'Josh W.' sent us some gloriously new and refreshingly clear stills of said amazing Seyfriend boobage to ridicule me in the most noble of fashions.

... Blessed shout out to superfan 'Antonio M.' for sharing some of these quite delightful Shermine Shahrivar topless candid photos with his fellow Egotastics. You may recall that Shermine Shahrivar was the first Persian girl to grace the pages of Playboy magazine, not so long ago, and now is some type of actress/singer/celebutante in Germany where she likely messes with the minds of many men. She looks like one very sextastic topless mermaid to me.

... And, finally, one billion Egotastic! points to 'Ray Bee' for being inspired enough by our recent posting of the Slovakian supermodel, Yaya Kosikova sunbathing topless to play nice and share some wonderments courtesy of a Randall Slavin photoshoot with the scorching hot brunette, that continues to flash her shiny boobtastic with some see-through looks that might just burn into the backs of your brain and stay there for quite some time. Thank you, 'Ray Bee', you're a man among men. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Takes Her Chest Puppies for a Walk

I like when Amanda Seyfried jiggles. She hides those funbags like nobody's business, but we know they're there and spectacular. Occasionally, we get a glimpse, a peek, a view into the hidden world of the Seyfried boobtastic, even some ogles while she walks her dog (the lucky K-9 who probably gets to see Amanda Seyfriend nekkid on a daily basis -- yes, I'm jealous of a dog!) Someday soon, if the world holds hands and wishes hard enough, we will get to see Amanda's bare bosom, but, for now, we must use the finer tools of our imagination to mentally undress her. It does work you know, and I have the past four hours of smile to prove it. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried vs. Anna Paquin: Battle See-Through Tops

Anna Paquin is kind of weird and strange and off-beat, but, at the end of the day, deserves far more lust for her underrated hotness than she receives. Amanda Seyfried, well, hardly underrated, but just one super sexy ghostly hot actress who seems to be taking on sexier and sexier roles in TV and film, and, therefore, obviously reading my ten thousand fan letters begging her to do such. Both girls hit the streets in sheer tops the other day, forming some kind of sextastic triangulation with my dirty mind situated at the vertex, soaking up the sweet angulars on these celebrities. And the winner is...enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

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