Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried Drops Some Nordic Hotness at ‘Gone’ Premiere

Thriller. Thriller time. Yep, it’s Amanda Seyfried doing something daring and adventurous in a highly likely craptastic movie once more (the studio is not allowed critical screenings, not a great sign). But, more importantly, it’s Amanda Seyfried decked out hotness on the red carpet premiere of Gone, where the blonde fair-skinned little goddess drops a big hot boatload of body heat.

There’s something about Amanda Seyfried that just compels you to virtually undress her. I’m half way home here in my head; this is like Battleship, but for grownups. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried in February’s Glamour Magazine

Amanda Seyfried Continues Her Porn Star Production

Can we really wait to see Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried as the infamous Linda Lovelace, the throat behind Deep Throat, in her eponymous film? That answer is no, we can not wait.

With intended co-star Demi Moore now dropped out of the film due to whipped cream related injuries, Amanda Seyfried and the opportunity to see her getting naughty stands alone as the reason to watch this porn-star bio-pic. Just how naughty Amanda will get remains to be seen, but if it’s anything like the movie that’s been running in my mind since first news of Amanda Seyfried taken over the role of Linda Lovelace, well, quite naughty. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Goes 70′s Porn Star and Other Fine Things to Ogle

The hottest girls of Californication. (Ranker)

Olivia Wilde looking hot. (HuffPo)

Amanda Seyfried goes 70′s porn star. (Celebuzz)

Damn it, Drew Barrymore. (FoxNews)

Willow Palin busts her headlights. (TMZ)

Marilyn Monroe oldie but goodies. (BuzzFeed)

Mila Kunis dior photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Amanda Seyfried Stretch Pants Are an Asstastic Birthday Present for the Ogling Community

Quite a birthday present Amanda Seyfried gave to the ogling community over the weekend as the Nordic princess turned 26, and celebrated with a wonderful bit of stretch pants goodness, frontal and rear-al, producing some of the finer Seyfried bodily views in some time. We actually couldn’t speak for over three minutes here after first gazing upon the fine rear where we imagine grazing (that seems disturbing, but just think about it for a moment… okay, still disturbing). We have mixed feelings about the lycra stretch pants phenomenon as it pertains to the entire female gender (let alone the few unscrewed dudes who wear them at our gym, always doing leg lifts), but on Amanda Seyfried, we can 100% endorse skin-tight anything.

I feel like I’ve died and gone to Asgard. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Squat Thrust Naughty Thoughts At L.A. Animal Shelter

Lift with the legs, Mandy, lift with the legs!

I’m not exactly sure what Amanda Seyfried was doing in full squat position at the L.A. Animal Shelter yesterday, I just know I like it. Just look at that ridiculous apple shaped bottom splayed atop her well-worked haunches. Like some kind of still-frame one of my many, ungentlemanly dreams of Amanda over the past couple of years.

And, no, I’m not going to make the obvious and crude comment about a super hot woman in that anatomical position in reference to some type of boot knocking prowess, but I sure as hell am going to think it. You see, you and I are very much alike in this regard. Victims of millions of years of procreative evolution, all funneled into one amazing asstastic visual at a home for wayward pets. We are blameless, trust me. And, enjoy.

Olivia Wilde and Rebecca Romijn Lead Hottie Pack at CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards

Back in the day, this kid Steve Fairly-Weathers had a brilliant idea to get a bunch of us high school kids laid. We’d invite over a bunch of girls from school to his place for chips and dip, and subtly drop in the adult films he had procured from his friend who had a friend who worked at a black-bag video store. Surely, the members of the fairer sex would be so overwhelmed with uncontrollable urges brought on by Ron Jeremy as the grabby office boss that a veritable bacchanalia would break out and a Roman style orgy would ensue. Yeah, no. Steve Fairly-Weathers got punched in the stomach by a girl named Sue and the Vice-President of the Chess Club I had a crush on called me a pervert and told me not to talk to her at school ever again. Point being, the man’s way is no way to get a woman.

The same can be said when it comes to the world of women’s fashion. Granted, what we know personally about fashion can be summed up as ‘quick trip to Target to buy new retro t-shirts, don’t forget coupons’, but when it comes to the clothing for the hot ladies, we surely have preferences, generally starting with no clothes, and pretty much concluding there. However, early life lessons learned the hard way, if you want to get the sexy ladies to show up, you can’t have a nekkid fashion awards. If only. So you need to put together something like the Vogue Fashion Fund awards, where the hot celebrities can get all decked out and compliment each other on how amazing they look even though they’re jealous as hell of each and the in-tuned male of the species can tell them how amazing they look because he knows that’s one of the five secret keys to opening the lady vault and, suddenly you have a thing.

And that thing brought out the likes of Rebecca Romijn, Olivia Wilde, Amanda Seyfried, Allison Williams, Rooney Mara, and Karine Vanasse. A full on sextastic bunch of grapes. And nobody had to get punched in the stomach. This is the value of forward thinking. Enjoy.