Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried Tongues a Dripping Creamy Cone

Really, that's all I got. A dirty headline. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried and Her Little Shorts Know How to Do Summertime

Our little Nordic hottie, Amanda Seyfried, owns more shorts than pretty much any other celebrity in Hottieville, and probably even more pairs than most Hooters waitresses, though hers smell less fried-chickeny, at least, how we imagine they smell as we purloin them from her laundry hamper.

The little blonde loves to power walk, jog, hike, run, and dog-exercise herself about town as much as any pale girl should in the sun-soaked entertainment capital and we can not complain, at the site of Amanda, those sexy legs, or her collection of shorts. The girls of summer are back, and Amanda Seyfried jumps right to the top of the must-ogle list. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Drops Some Nordic Hotness at ‘Gone’ Premiere

Thriller. Thriller time. Yep, it's Amanda Seyfried doing something daring and adventurous in a highly likely craptastic movie once more (the studio is not allowed critical screenings, not a great sign). But, more importantly, it's Amanda Seyfried decked out hotness on the red carpet premiere of Gone, where the blonde fair-skinned little goddess drops a big hot boatload of body heat.

There's something about Amanda Seyfried that just compels you to virtually undress her. I'm half way home here in my head; this is like Battleship, but for grownups. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Continues Her Porn Star Production

Can we really wait to see Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried as the infamous Linda Lovelace, the throat behind Deep Throat, in her eponymous film? That answer is no, we can not wait.

With intended co-star Demi Moore now dropped out of the film due to whipped cream related injuries, Amanda Seyfried and the opportunity to see her getting naughty stands alone as the reason to watch this porn-star bio-pic. Just how naughty Amanda will get remains to be seen, but if it's anything like the movie that's been running in my mind since first news of Amanda Seyfried taken over the role of Linda Lovelace, well, quite naughty. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Goes 70′s Porn Star and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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The hottest girls of Californication. (Ranker)

Olivia Wilde looking hot. (HuffPo)

Amanda Seyfried goes 70's porn star. (Celebuzz)

Damn it, Drew Barrymore. (FoxNews)

Willow Palin busts her headlights. (TMZ)

Marilyn Monroe oldie but goodies. (BuzzFeed)

Mila Kunis dior photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Amanda Seyfried Stretch Pants Are an Asstastic Birthday Present for the Ogling Community

Quite a birthday present Amanda Seyfried gave to the ogling community over the weekend as the Nordic princess turned 26, and celebrated with a wonderful bit of stretch pants goodness, frontal and rear-al, producing some of the finer Seyfried bodily views in some time. We actually couldn't speak for over three minutes here after first gazing upon the fine rear where we imagine grazing (that seems disturbing, but just think about it for a moment... okay, still disturbing). We have mixed feelings about the lycra stretch pants phenomenon as it pertains to the entire female gender (let alone the few unscrewed dudes who wear them at our gym, always doing leg lifts), but on Amanda Seyfried, we can 100% endorse skin-tight anything.

I feel like I've died and gone to Asgard. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Squat Thrust Naughty Thoughts At L.A. Animal Shelter

Lift with the legs, Mandy, lift with the legs!

I'm not exactly sure what Amanda Seyfried was doing in full squat position at the L.A. Animal Shelter yesterday, I just know I like it. Just look at that ridiculous apple shaped bottom splayed atop her well-worked haunches. Like some kind of still-frame one of my many, ungentlemanly dreams of Amanda over the past couple of years.

And, no, I'm not going to make the obvious and crude comment about a super hot woman in that anatomical position in reference to some type of boot knocking prowess, but I sure as hell am going to think it. You see, you and I are very much alike in this regard. Victims of millions of years of procreative evolution, all funneled into one amazing asstastic visual at a home for wayward pets. We are blameless, trust me. And, enjoy.