Amanda Seyfried

Maria Menounos, Morena Baccarin, and Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties at the 2013 SAG Awards

Okay, time to get serious with Award Season. That annual time of year when Hollywood comes together for a self-congratulatory circle jerk of mirrored affection. Not sure how many other industries pack ten to fifteen major ‘give yourself a pat on the back’ ceremonies in the course of six weeks time, but when you’re a celebrity, how can you be loved if you first don’t love yourself?

Not that we’re complaining, not when the super hotties make a strong showing at last night’s SAG Awards, the thespian-on-thespian accolades that is considered one of the highest honors from within. So we give out our honors, to the ladies that looked the most ridiculously hot on the red carpet, and there were several, including Maria Menounos (who really isn’t an actress, but who gives a damn), Morena Baccarin who has come to control the very blood flow in our appendages, Nina Dobrev, stellar brunette, Amanada Seyfried, Nordic girl of many Asgard naughty dreams, Jennifer Lawrence, a stage stealing voluptuous young beauty, Sofia Vergara, who ever delivers veteran caliente to the red carpet, Julianne Moore, who continues to be the veteran ginger we’d most like to discipline us, Lea Michele, who can be hit or miss, but was super hit last night. and Michelle Dockery, of Downton Abbey renown, flashing serious sideboob. All of these ladies and more all decked out in expensive triumph for your viewing pleasure.

And, oh yeah, some awards were given out and people thanked Aunt Myrtle and their agents, and then a few actors cried. Enjoy.

You’re Not Going to See Les Miserables, But Why Miss out on the Hotties of Les Mis?

Seriously, some of you will be dragged by your ladies to go see Les Miserables this holiday season (and some of you will be dragging your ladies to go, but, that’s another shameful matter), but most of you with something Kesha likes to bite dangling betwixt your legs will be staying away from this French musical, because you’ve got better things to do like fixing shit, or building shit, or watching sports.

But that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to see the best parts of the new Les Miserables flick, sextastic thespianics Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, and Samantha Barks. Check them out in our gallery of some of our more favorite pics and feel the pleasure, without the miserable. Enjoy.

Ellie Goulding Sheer-Nip Dress, Amanda Seyfriend Cleavage Two More Treats from Les Mis Premiere

While Anne Hathaway stole our hearts at the Les Miserables premiere in London, we’d be remiss if we missed out on mentioning a couple sextastic celebrities who stole our loins.

Britty crooner Ellie Goulding wore a dress of spectacularly see-through proportions, revealing a thinly-veiled display of her English headlights beneath. Apparently, Ellie was rather excited to be seeing Les Mis.

And, our belusted Nordic ice princess Amanda Seyfried did a cleavetastic turn of her own on the red carpet, providing a glimpse of those spectacular funbags she keeps far too secluded beneath her typically well-covering tops. We felt anything but miserable peeking betwixt Amanda’s dress. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Flashing Cleavage at Les Miserables London Premiere

Amanda Seyfried Tongues a Dripping Creamy Cone

Really, that’s all I got. A dirty headline. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried and Her Little Shorts Know How to Do Summertime

Our little Nordic hottie, Amanda Seyfried, owns more shorts than pretty much any other celebrity in Hottieville, and probably even more pairs than most Hooters waitresses, though hers smell less fried-chickeny, at least, how we imagine they smell as we purloin them from her laundry hamper.

The little blonde loves to power walk, jog, hike, run, and dog-exercise herself about town as much as any pale girl should in the sun-soaked entertainment capital and we can not complain, at the site of Amanda, those sexy legs, or her collection of shorts. The girls of summer are back, and Amanda Seyfried jumps right to the top of the must-ogle list. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Grocery Shopping in Short Shorts