Amanda Seyfried

New ‘Lovelace’ Poster Shows Off Amanda Seyfried’s Killer Gams

Back in caveman oldentimes, when you had to see your porn in movie theaters with other people next to you, there was one movie that done changed the game: Deep Throat. It added things to semi-public fappery that it had never really had before. Things you really care about like a script, a soundtrack, and professional production staff. Most importantly, it had the incredibly sexy Linda Lovelace.

Lovelace was just a small town girl with a big city throat capacity and no gag reflex. Clearly, her story also involves all kinds of messed-up childhood events and whatnot. Thankfully, the independent film industry decided that her screwed-up story was worth putting on the big screen.

The appropriately titled Lovelace, stars everyone’s favorite cure for The Miserables, Amanda Seyfried. We’re not certain it’s going to be anything worth seeing storywise, but at least the flick’s new poster reminds us that that we’ll get to see a lot more of Seyfried’s best assets. See you in August, Seyfried gams.

Amanda Seyfried’s Boobs Are Shrinking?

This week in Highly Dubious News, apparently being all famous and stuff makes your boobs shrink. According to Amanda Seyfried, being in the spotlight has ruined her once voluptuous figure. She told Ellen Degeneres this week:

 I had beautiful huge breasts and then I came to Hollywood and I was like, ‘I got to lose weight. I got to look thin and fit.’ And I lost them a little bit.

So, if we follow Seyfried’s logic, having to give in to the pressure of looking great makes you look less great? We’re not buying it. At all. Even worse, she had this to say:

I don’t miss them because they were quite uncomfortable but they looked beautiful. I was feminine. I had some nice curves and I think that we should really appreciate that as opposed to trying to get rid of everything.

At least we can all agree on one of those things, if they’re going to shrink, we’ll definitely miss them.

 

 

Amanda Seyfried Desperately Hot Outtakes from People Magazine (But Not the World’s Most Beautiful)

Just when you thought People Magazine’s naming of Gwyneth Paltrow as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman couldn’t get any more plain-faced ludicrous, outtakes emerge of Amanda Seyfried from the very same edition of the magazine that ought make it clear that even if Amanda and Gwyneth were the last two women left on this planet, Gwyneth Paltrow would not be the World’s Most Beautiful Woman.

I’m not saying Amanda Seyfried is. You know I shy away from superlatives when it comes to the sextastic. Plus, I’m not trying to kiss anybody’s ass to get an exclusive cover feature interview and photos. So, that helps. But I will say that while the claim made by the magazine about Gwyneth made us laugh, had they made the same claim about Amanda, we at least would have agreed to call it debatable. We do so like our Nordic Princess, Amanda. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried and Naomi Watts Topless in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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While summer blockbuster season is nearly upon us, year-round celebrity knockers season is ever upon us thanks to our friends at Mr. Skin and their forecast of all things flesh-on-cinema courtesy of their weekly Mr. Skin Minute. I can’t say we’d be totally lost without them, but I will say life would be far less R-rated.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Amanda Seyfried not showing skin in The Big Wedding, but definitely topless with co-star Julianne Moore, model and actress Bar Paly flashes cheeks in Pain & Gain coming out in theaters, and Naomi Watts topless (albeit, pretty rugged) in The Impossible now out on Blu-Ray. Quite a nice trio of celebrity skin to visually consume. Enjoy.

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Amanda Seyfried Cleavy Hot for Allure

Allure magazine is having quite the week. First, the teasy, but quite welcome covered nekkid photos of four hot TV actresses, followed now by a pictorial of sextastic pale Amanda Seyfried, a tad bit innocent, but a tad bit cleavy, which is a tad bit exciting for us here.

Amanda Seyfried may be pale as a ghost, but she remains one of our favorite Nordic minxy hotties. She photos and films just amazing, as evidenced by this photo array in Allure. Am I laying out all these compliments to Amanda in some cheap and desperate attempt to get into her pants? Yes. Yes I am. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin Breaking Nudes From Sundance: Amanda Seyfried Topless Seven Times in ‘Lovelace’ (VIDEO)

 
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Mr. Skin, purveyor of all things skin-revealing on the big and little screen, reports from the Sundance festival with a bevy of bodacious boobtastic news, not the least of which is that our Nordic princess, Amanda Seyfried, will be appearing topless seven times in the upcoming biopic, Lovelace. That’s something to live for right there. Throw in the fact that Dakota Fanning is stripping down to her skivvies in Very Good Girls, and news of January Jones flashing her rack for the first time in Sweetwater, and we have some sweet treats to look forward to in the very near future.

Check it all out in the Mr. Skin Minute.

(Be sure to get your Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership for yourself, because there’s a good chance your lady may not be getting it for you for Valentine’s Day)

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Amanda Seyfried’s See-Through Dress Most Definitely the Highlight of SAG Awards After-Parties

Let’s face it, actors throw pretty boring parties. Sure, some of the big doozies from the party-players get wild, but your rank and file thespian is an introverted fiend, locked in their abode wondering if their chin is too big or too small for hours on end, wondering if joining Scientology might give them a leg up in the business. Not so fun.

So when the SAG Awards let out and the ‘after-parties’ began, we kept our expectations in check, which allowed us the pleasant surprise of seeing our Nordic princess, Amanda Seyfried, come from the land of the ice and the snow, in a see-through dress flashing a little rump and fun stuff that made us giggle a bit like schoolgirls. Well, at least the schoolgirls in our dream entitled, Teacher Amanda spanks a naughty student.  Oh, Amanda, your see-through dress doth inspire. Enjoy.