Aly Michalka

Mo’ Mo’ Michalka: Aly Michalka, Brenda Song, and Katerina Graham in OP Commercial Outtakes

Teen starlets with hot bodies unite! We've got even more outtake photos of my future ex-mistress, Aly Michalka, flashing her ridiculously amazing bikini body to pimp some OP merchandise, along with fellow young TV hotties Brenda Song and Katerina Graham, all decked out in their two-piece bathing suits to flash some skin and sell some shorts. This particular shoot reminds me why I wanted to be a commercial director. I assisted on a shoot once, for full-sized women's slacks, not quite the same thrill as spraying shiny oily liquids onto the likes of my favorite Hellcat cheerleader all half-dressed, I assure you. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Keeley Hazell Perfect Boobs, Aly Michalka Bikini Body Perfection, Lene Nystrom Sex Scene, and Lily Allen Boob Slip

 

Super boobtastic shoutout to Egotastic! reader 'Danny V.' for uncovering this ode to the perfect breasts of Keeley Hazell, gone from the glamor model circuit, but not the least bit forgotten. At one time, not long ago, Keeley Hazell boobtastic reigned supreme, funbags di tutti funbags. So hot they had to be cast in plaster and made into a 'bust'. Absolute perfection.

While Keeley Hazell once rightfully owned the title of hottest ta-tas, Aly Michalka is no slouch when it comes to top hot body consideration. We'd have to see more, oh, delightful more of Aly Michalka before making any 'top body' declarations, but these bikini pictures from a recent OP brand photoshoot give nice ogle-worthy hints of what lies beneath, and shows off one helluva bikini body. Thanks to 'Dennis M.' for cluing us into this Hellcat hottie hotness. (You pros will note Brenda Song and Katerina Graham alongside Aly Michalka in these pictures.)

You do remember Lene Nystrøm, dont you? Norwegian front singer from the awesomely horrible bubble gum band, Aqua, that brought us such instant classics as Barbie Girl and It's Your Duty (To Shake That Booty), well, dedicated Egotastic! fan 'Erik E.' putting down his Ringnes Pils long enough to alert his fellow fans that Lene is now a thespianic type and getting all kinds of nekkid onscreen, including her birthday suit feature in the latest Varg Veum crime novel turned cinematic. You probably haven't read the book or seen the movie, but you've heard her music and now you've seen her funtastics.

Twitpic Twotastic: Amber Heard Playboy Bunny and Aly Michalka Birthday Girl

When the 2012 apocalypse goes down, I'm more than happy to be securing myself and Amber Heard and Aly Michalka down in my underground survival bunker, such that we may begin to repopulate Mother Earth once the nuclear winds or cosmic asteroid dust has retreated. Granted, Amber Heard may take some convincing, but, worst case scenario, she turns Aly Michalka and I get one hell of a bunker show for the two decades we wait for the blue planet to once again become M class.

Amber Heard twitpic comes from the set of The Playboy Club, a new show shooting for NBC that is kind of a Mad Men rip-off meets Playboy name, but no nudity, so I'm not exactly seeing the angle here. But I am gladly ogling super lesbionic sexy bomb Amber Heard in her little bunny outfit. She may be a gay bunny, but I'd still like to tickle her ears.

Meanwhile, Aly Michalka photo comes from her birthday party. I don't know exactly how many years sexy this Hellcat is, but I do know that the shape of her body is about as perfect and desirable as they come, and, I'd love her to blow out the candles on my cake (I'm not even sure that's a valid skeevy euphemism). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Sexy in Esquire Video, Jessica White Nekkid in BULLETT Video, Irina Shayk SI Nipple Slips, January Jones Nipple Slip, and Aly Michalka Bare Asstastic (VIDEO)

 

A million pieces of Egotastic! candy for 'Barry V' who clued us into the behind the scenes video of the recent Jennifer Lawerence super-sexy Esquire photoshoot that I've been ogling about 69 ways to Sunday. Jennifer Lawrence is going to take sexy celebrityville by storm with her hot looks and amazing rack and, well, I almost can't wait.

Big time love-me-some-nekkid-Jessica-White props for Egotastic! fan 'Jeff E.' for pointing us in the direction of this unclothed behind the scenes look at the Jessica White nekkid photoshoot for BULLETT magazine. Wow, double wow. I lust Jessica White in swimsuits. And I double lust her out of swimsuits. Such a sweet body.

 

Egotastic! reader 'Bob W.' may be in the minority here, but he happens to lust Irina Shayk and her hot body, including nipples. So, bless Bob for sharing his love with us and his find of some very delightful Irina Shayk nipple slip caps from one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit behind the scenes videos. Apparently, these ones got by the SI censors, who love sextastic, but cringe at the sight of nipple wonderment.


And, speaking of amazing nipple slips, thanks to Egotastic! fan 'Elijah S.' for tilting our heads toward this January Jones nipple slip and a view into the amazing chestal regions of this breakout actress slash hottie.

Words can not perhaps describe the feeling that overtook me upon sight of Aly Michalka and her bare-ass cheek. Yes, of course I began with her amazing legs and worked up, but that bare buttside view, even a halfsy ogle, thank you 'Dennis M.' for bringing the steak to the party. Enjoy.

Aly Michalka and Ashley Tisdale Flashing Cheerleader Bodies on Set of Hellcats

Aly Michalka and Ashley Tisdale put on the ultimate cheer on the set of Hellcats, flashing their hot spirit squad bodies, not the least of which was Aly Michalka putting on a bare-midriff ab display just three degrees north of super sextastic. Looking at these cheercats can't help but remind me of long afternoons spent cramped up in a little HVAC duct above the high school girls locker room just waiting for cheer practice to end and shower time to begin. Of course, that was just a week ago, so the memories are still sharp. Cheerleaders are the most addictive kind of recreational drug. Enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

And, bless you Ashley Tisdale for twipicking a picture of your sleeping co-star, Aly Michalka, hot butt-out, sexy cheer-in.

Aly Michalka Boob-Shines in Zooey Magazine

There are two things about Hellcat Aly Michalka that I just lust. No, I'm not going to say her boobs. But, yes, that is the correct answer. This tall athletic minx has got me checking out the likes of Zooey magazine just for a glance at her upper body fantastics. That is not to say she isn't pleasantly perfectly from head to toe, but there's something about those Michalka melons that just makes me want to handcraft a vessel out of bamboo and thatch and sail it around the world while penning dirty letters to Aly that she'll only find years after my non-seaworthy craft appears washed up on the shores of Peru. Oh, how she'll weep then. And her mighty bosom will shake to and fro. And, only then, will my master plan have come to fruition. Enjoy.

Aly Michalka Pictures Are Sexy and Complex

Just because I really dig Aly Michalka, who, by the way, is not just a hot fake cheerleader with an amazing stunt double on Hellcats. But, who also cleans up nice and hardbodied for modeling pictures, such as these Complex magazine shots. I don't mean to give away big secrets, but I've been thinking recently about asking Aly Michalka to fake marry me. Oh, what a wedding night we would have. Me, watching endless hours of Hellcats in a Holiday Inn low-rise. Aly, half way around the world, completely unaware of our nuptials. Truly romantic. Enjoy.

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