Like sands through the hourglass, good people. Another week has passed us by. Another five day stretch of celebrity skin and feel-good visuals that ought to leave you primed for your weekend, if not a bit weak in the knees. There’s plain old tired and then there’s good tired. We want to leave you feeling the latter on your Friday, a day we give our final salute to all things holy hot and filled with love, like the most glorious globes of naughty brunettes Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin, having a little playtime funtime in your honor.
Two desperately hot and bodacious brunettes just hanging out, feeling up, and looking good. What could be better? Oh, yeah, you being the oil man in the photo shoot. Granted. But, for today, for right now, in this moment, be the ogling gentleman or Sapphic leaning lady you were meant to be and take it all in. It’s a handful, or mouthful, depending upon your level of ambition. Thank God It’s Funbags!
It’s Tuesday so let’s cut right to the chase, err, the chest of the matter, in this case, the most passion inducing brunette buxom allure of Alice Goodwin, a woman I could easily imagine sailing around the world with, on a tiny craft, a dinghy perhaps, with nothing to save us from withering under the wilting sun save for the sweat produced from our own craven desires and intertwined bodies. If only I knew how to sail, or didn’t get seasick, or could get Alice to agree to come along, or even had a dinghy.
Alas, circumnavigational fantasies involving circumcised hide-and-go-seek might have to be on hold, but they will not be kept down on the farm forever, so long as Alice keeps producing epic hotness as she does in these Frank White photographed lingerie striptease photos. I feel like I can reach right out to these photos and engage in foreplay, though I would recommend fully grounding any electrical plugs before you do so, just a tip from a gentleman shocked in an uncomfortable manner about 20 minutes ago. Enjoy.
Something about these brunettes that just makes me relive about a dozen or more grade school fantasies of my dark-haired female teachers, the ones who weighed under two bills, pulling my tight to their bosom for what I assumed was comfort, but later on learned were several attempts to smother me to death and frame it like an accident.
If blonde-haired girls are labeled as bubble-headed, than the raven-haired hotties certainly get the cliche of being mysterious and naughty and whether or not it’s entirely true, I do like to believe it about Alice Goodwin, whose stunning features are on full display currently in Zoo magazine, a periodical dedicated to all things British and boobtastic. And those features are far more naughty than mysterious here on Ta-Ta-Tuesday. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out Alice’s Zoo magazine video on why she loves being nekkid.)
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We often turn to raven-haired hottie Alice Goodwin in times of great boobtastic need, and that time is called Friday, the day of the week we must remind ourselves of what we do to earn our keep, with visions of how we intend to blow our wads, as it were, when our keep has been fully kept for the week.
Alice Goodwin sure knows how to unwind, and how to unclasp her bikini top blessedly in her latest gloriously globe-filled pictorial from our friends at Zoo magazine. Sure, you could just see Alice as another saline-filled flotilla of funbaggery, but there’s something special about Alice, that certain ‘It’ quality that says I need to be have some of ‘It’, right now please, to start my weekend off right. Enjoy.
Be sure to check out the Alice Goodwin topless beach holiday video on ZooToday.com It’s quite compelling.
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Somedays, you just gotta have big ole smooshy funbags slapped into your face to wake you up and make you feel alive. I call those days — everydays.
Thanks to our chest puppy loving friends at Zoo magazine we have a wonderfully behind the scenes looksee at the tremendously sized ta-ta’s of brunette vixen Alice Goodwin, who never ever disappoints, and typically points us in the direction of some private time in more remote corners of the house. Alice in black lingerie bits is quite enticing, Alice out of those black lingerie bits is downright overwhelming.
Don’t try to fight the feeling, just let it sweep over you like a warm, smooshy blanket with nipples. Enjoy.
(Don’t forget to checkout Alice Goodwin’s naughty bathtime photos only on ZooToday.com)
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Oh, raven-haired extra drippy pillowy funbagged glamour models, how you soothe the savage and tortured libido driven soul.
Our good friends at Zoo magazine know flesh puppies and the hot women attached to them. So, when they stuck Alice Goodwin in a bathtub all kinds of topless, wel, we knew we were in for a treat. And, of course, as nice as the published magazine pictures, the outtakes once again kick some serious arse, and are more than seriously like to cause you a case of painful priapism. Look, nothing good comes for free.
This Humpday, let Calgon take you away, err, let Alice Goodwin take you away, with a bath you will not soon forget. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out all the hot topless Zoo magazine covergirls, if you happen to like that kind of thing.)
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Alice Goodwin is most definitely a girl who will leave you with strange, monosyllabic utterances leaking from your mouth amid the drool as you stare at her ridiculous body, recalling fond dreams of watching the senior girls shower in high school through your well-concealed peep hole. Okay, perhaps that last part was more personal, but if you’re not thinking ‘must have her’ whilst check out this amazingly hot raven-haired boobtastic beauty, you need to get yours eyes checked for manly instinct deficiency.
Our friends at Zoo magazine have put together a killer pictorial this month of Alice Goodwin in a series they’re calling ‘Uncensored!’. But it might as well be called Unhinged!, because that is the effect it is likely have upon you. I suppose Unflaccid! might work too. Enjoy.
Be sure to check out Alice Goodwin in full motion in her Uncensored! Video.
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