Egotastic
It's Tuesday so let's cut right to the chase, err, the chest of the matter, in this case, the most passion inducing brunette buxom allure of Alice Goodwin, a woman I could easily imagine sailing around the world with, on a tiny craft, a dinghy perhaps, with nothing to save us from withering under the wilting sun save for the sweat produced from our own craven desires and intertwined bodies. If only I knew how to sail, or didn't get seasick, or could get Alice to agree to come along, or even had a dinghy.
Alas, circumnavigational fantasies involving circumcised hide-and-go-seek might have to be on hold, but they will not be kept down on the farm forever, so long as Alice keeps producing epic hotness as she does in these Frank White photographed lingerie striptease photos. I feel like I can reach right out to these photos and engage in foreplay, though I would recommend fully grounding any electrical plugs before you do so, just a tip from a gentleman shocked in an uncomfortable manner about 20 minutes ago. Enjoy.
Thank God It’s Funbags! Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin Playful Brunette Topless Twinsy Time
Like sands through the hourglass, good people. Another week has passed us by. Another five day stretch of celebrity skin and feel-good visuals that ought to leave you primed for your weekend, if not a bit weak in the knees. There's plain old tired and then there's good tired. We want to leave you feeling the latter on your Friday, a day we give our final salute to all things holy hot and filled with love, like the most glorious globes of naughty brunettes Sammy Braddy and Alice Goodwin, having a little playtime funtime in your honor.
Two desperately hot and bodacious brunettes just hanging out, feeling up, and looking good. What could be better? Oh, yeah, you being the oil man in the photo shoot. Granted. But, for today, for right now, in this moment, be the ogling gentleman or Sapphic leaning lady you were meant to be and take it all in. It's a handful, or mouthful, depending upon your level of ambition. Thank God It's Funbags!