Egotastic
These Ali Larter pregnancy pictures, wherein, let's face it, she's a pretty damn hot soon-to-be-mama, force me to have to tell you about where babies come from. That's right, they come from movie sex. I haven't quite narrowed it down completely, but I think I have two potential possibilities for movie sex baby making daddies. The first, a clip from Three Way, where Ali Larter clearly looks to be in movie baby making position; the second, from Crazy, where, again, yep, this is where babies come from.
The real point of this post -- why are all my Egotastic! girlfriends getting knocked up and why am I never asked to help out?
First, my dear Ali Larter, all knocked up and still sexy:
And, now, onto where movie babies come from.
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Ali Larter Brings Her Twin Peaks Out for Mother’s Day
We've not seen Ali Larter in some time, and, well, we've missed her in a way a dog misses an old bone, pretty much exactly the same way that a dog misses an old bone actually. Since becoming another Hollywood MILF extraordinaire, Ali Larter has kind of disappeared from the paparazzi's eye, but not Mother's Day when she brought her milkers out in fine Sunday fashion during a house hunting trip in Beverly Hills. Apparently, the old abode was not big enough for baby, husband, Ali and the two amazing funbags she's now toting. Give how difficult the whole search process can be, I've offered to let the mammoth mammaries stay at my place during the transition process. I am a gentleman, afterall. Enjoy.
(P.S. If you're not ogling Ali's legs and almost upskirt in that short skirt, you're not fully enjoying the Mother's Day experience.)