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Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini Bottom Asstastic Lights Up Miami
We have a soft spot in our hard spots for hot Italian women, no sense in denying it. So when we came across the bountiful bottomside of Alessia Marcuzzi, Italian TV hostess and thespianic, flashing serious mustard across South Beach, well, we damn near went bananas.
You don't have to be an arse man to appreciate the badonkadonk on this still rather fine forty-year old celeb from The Boot, flashing her boot and various other alluring parts as part of an Italian import strategy that we as a nation must nourish greatly. Forget the Jersey Shore, the real hot Italians are strutting their stuff in Miami. Enjoy.
MELISSA SATTA IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE BOOTIES RESIDING IN THE BOOT