It’s that time of the week again, blessed Friday and blessedly bountiful amounts of the seedy yet fantastic contributions from the kindly, highly educated, and always fresh smelling readers of Egotastic! No website on this planet has a more thoughtfully perverted audience than Egotastic!, and I will testify to that in the court of all things sacred, like binge drinking with college co-eds.
Our biggest ever Reader Finds includes Lucy Pinder and Rhian Sugden in the same bathtub (the dream of all dreams), a double dose of nip slips courtesy of Alessandra Torresani and Miley Cyrus, Christy Turlington classic nekkid magazine pics, Sara Jean Underwood mighty butt shots, Kelly Brook in hot lingerie, Adriana Lima exhibiting her lady nest on stage, Clare Grant striking a nekkid pose, Moncia Bellucci stunning as ever, Romola Garia topless on the little screen, Jennifer Lorthrop topless on the big screen, Marsha Thomason on the toilet, amaybe Kelly Kelly taking a leak in a sink (yeah, we know), and the final final topless shot outtakes from Peta Todd. So much bad goodness it’s utterly smile inducing.
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UPDATE: Sorry, peeps, the long arm of Ma Bell reached out and touched us inappropriately, forcing us to remove these images from the site. For one shining moment or week or such, they were faptastic.
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STOCK ALERT: Invest heavily in the manufacturers of hand and body lotions sold through discount chain stores, because sales figures are about to sky-rocket.
Well, hello, Alessandra Torresani junkside. Long time no see. The not so super-shy actress did a little outtake shooting it seems and party as she might, party as she may, could not resist a major flashing of the tuckus in but a little black g-string, giving full site of her twin seat cushions to every pent-up nerd within four parsecs of her full-blown cheekiness. Now, let the parent’s basement door lockings officially begin, because that Torresani rump is going to cause a serious amount of frictional activity among the self-frakking set. Enjoy.
First you name the list of hotties, then you invite them all to a party. Well, most of them, I mean, you can’t just fill a room with 100 of the world’s hottest women, except in the Matrix like reaches of REM sleep male libido. But a good number showed up last night for the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles where the super sexy mixed with the B-level male celebrities in an uncomfortable mix of Hollywood caste system reality (you see, the talent pool stretches so deep here in Tinsel Town, hotness alone simply does not buy you into movie star land). Neverthless, hotness does buy you a ticket into full exposure on Egotastic!, so the world’s gentlemen oglers can appreciate the celebrity fineries on display last evening.
Of course, let by this year’s Maxim sexiest winner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Hot 100 party also contained the eye-popping likes of Olivia Munn, Keri Hilson, Dania Ramirez, Joanna Krupa, Nicky Whelan, Jaime Alexander, Alessandra Torresani (now a blonde), Arianny Celeste, Rebecca Mader, and Sophie Monk. Now, that’s a hot-tub full of hotness I’d like to mulder in. Enjoy.
Maxim, Red Carpet
It’s already been a vigorous and rigorous day for fanboys, and it’s about to go Condition Delta with these exclusive behind the scenes photos from our friends at Break.com of the making of their spoof video, Tonight I’m Frakking You, a ‘geek fantasy come to life when one lucky nerd finds himself in Sci-fi’s hottest nightclub with every girl he’d ever want to Frak.’ While there are a bunch of hotties in the video, most noteworthy would be nerd-alerting Alessandra Torresani, decked out in slave Princess Leia cosplay gear, most certain to drive up sales of Vaseline Intensive Care products in a nine-block radius around every apartment housing two or more Mint-in-Box collector’s edition action figures. Enjoy.
Alessandra Torresani Cosplay Sexy in ‘Tonight I’m Frakking You’
I have no clue what the story is behind the super geekboy lust-princess Alessandra Torresani and her friends amateur karaoke music video to ‘I’m a Hustler, Baby’, but I do know this: buy stock today in companies that produce hand lotion because a bazillion fanboys are about to set their love phasers to ‘fap’ when they get a looksee at Miss Caprica in her bra getting all jiggy with it. I kind of get Alessandra Torresani hotness, not fully yet engaged upon it, but I do know that the lust factor out there among the basement dwellers is Pi to infinity decimal points and I love to make you happy. Enjoy.
(Updated to add: thanks for Egotastic super rap-o-phile Alexander W. for pointing out the Jay-Z song being destroyed in this video is correctly titled, I Just Wanna Love U (Give it 2 Me).)
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That clicking sound you hear is one million nerds simultaneously locking their basement apartment doors to privately ogle the phantasmic blending of Caprica hottie, Alessandra Torresani and all-time geekboy fantasy action figure, Princess Leia, merged into an all powerful Allspark of fanboy fapitation.
If you owned the Kleenex concession stand in Nerdville, you’d be a rich man today. Enjoy.
(Thanks to our friends at G4′s Attack of the Show for these geektastic photos.)
You can also catch Alessandra Torresani in full motion hotness in the funny video segment on G4′s Attack of the Show.
NOTE: No, these are not the Alessandra Torresani Topless Outtakes any longer. Unfortunately, somebody here forgot to pay our Topless Outtakes bill and our service got shut off and our pictures hauled off. I cried like I haven’t cried since the police took away the bearded man who pretended to be my father for over a decade.
However, as replacement, we have the up-and-coming brunette hottie, Alessandra Torresani, at a recent SyFy promo event. No nipples, but one sexy young woman who clearly does not shy away from flashing the skin. We predict much more hotness in the near future.