Adrianne Curry

Sybian Splitsville: Adrianne Curry Announces She’s Leaving Peter Brady (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 30, 2011 @ 11:30 am
Adrianne Curry Went on the Howard Stern Sybian in a Sexy Dress

But who shall pick up the Koo Koo Roo? Well, it had to come sooner or later. Honestly, I thought we might figure out what Adrianne Curry does all day before she took leave of Peter Brady after five tumultuous reality show years of marriage. Apparently, the couple just never hit their marriage stride (which I believe is best described as sullen resignation and celibacy) and decided to end it on friendly terms. While hot-bodied Adrianne Curry never reached her Seven Year Itch, she did take to the Howard Stern show earlier this month to scratch herself into full internal combustion on Howard's sybian toy in a pretty damn epic clip that ought to make it pretty damn easier for Adrianne to find husband the next. Enjoy.
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Adrianne Curry Twitpics Her Hot Twins

By Bill Swift | April 18, 2011 @ 10:38 am
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Oh, Adrianne Curry, how you vex us with your mysterious use of the hours of the day, like sand through the hourglass, so are the Twitpics of your life, err, body, err. hot body and deep cleavage boobtastic. However I evaluate a person's character, let it not be said that they can move right into my female celebrity sainthood pile for twipicking pictures of their hot bodies. Adrianne Curry, I don't give a damn if you're spending your days burning ants with a magnifying glass and phoning Koo Koo Roo on speed dial to order rotisserie chicken dinners for Peter Brady, you'll always be tops in my book for stretching, toning, shaping and then snapping photos and sharing thereof. What can be said of a sextastic celebrity isn't really a can of beans compared to what can be seen of them. Enjoy.

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Adrianne Curry Sandy Bodied Bikini Twitpic

By Jon | April 5, 2011 @ 9:44 am
Adrianne Curry Sexy Beach Bikini Twitpic

With a few hours to spare before picking up Koo Koo Roo dinner for her husband, Peter Brady, the inimitable and delectably unemployed Adrianne Curry took time out of her busy day to squirt some bikini bottom bare top twitpics out into the webisphere with the general notion of making guys imagine rubbing her down with suntan lotion. It worked for me. Of course, Adrianne has yet to comprehend the depths to which I wish to protect her boobs from the invisible rays of the sun; somebody better call Koo Koo Roo and tell them Adrianne might be late for pickup today. Enjoy.

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The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Megan Fox, Kate Upton, Adrianne Curry, Jenna Jameson, and Kate Upton?

By Jon | March 11, 2011 @ 9:57 am
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Word on the street from our Canadian brothers who were treated to the release of the film Passion Play last summer (coming out this May in the U.S.), Megan Fox can actually act. No, seriously, she's supposed to be downright 'okay' in this movie. What is more than okay is this deep cleavage still of the uber-sexy Megan Fox from the movie. On a yummy scale of 1 to 10, this is a 34c.

Kate Upton in some type of white skirt upskirt wedding thingamajig. Hmm, not sure, just a sexy twitpic courtesy of our favorite new model featured in the current year's SI Swimsuit edition. This entire trend of models sending out behind the scene candid photos from their sexy photoshoots needs to not only be applauded, it ought be federally mandated, some type of national security priority.

And, speaking of Kate Upton behind the scenes absolutely amazing boobtastic pictures of this super blonde new favorite hottie model, well, let's do another. This spectacular boobtacular candid from Kate's swimsuit photoshoot where the unusually busty model flashes the deep cleavage in a manner completely becoming of any woman I hold in high regard (and dream about at night.)

I've decided that the bar needs to be raised for Mrs. Peter Brady and her twitpics, and, well, yes, pressing the flesh with adult film star Jenna Jameson reaches that bar, or horizontal stripper pole, if you will. I still have no idea what Adrianne Curry does between sun-up and Koo Koo Roo runs for her husband's dinner, but now that I know it involved hanging with Jenna Jameson, consider me more intrigued. Enjoy.

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The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, Summer Glau, Kendall Jenner, and Adrianne Curry

By Jon | March 4, 2011 @ 8:45 am
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It's almost time for Sucker Punch, just a few weeks now, and the chance to see, among other hotties, my little sultry gem, Vanessa Hudgens, seen here at her sexy best in Cineplex magazine. Almost time to grab the jerky and the hipster water canteen and step into the theater line.

Summer Glau is the sexiest season of the entire year in the Egotastic! household. This super hot actress, currently seen on The Cape, is set to light up the pages of FHM April, and if this advanced look picture is any indication, she's actually going to be melting those pages, and breaking many a boys hands hearts.

Here's the plan: we sneak into Calabasas and steal futuretastic Kendall Jenner from Kardashian Labs before Kris Jenner has a chance to fully Stepford her into another mind-numbed grifting she-bot. By the looks of this new Kendall Jenner pimping modeling picture, we may be too late.

In between dinner runs to KooKooRoo, Mrs. Peter Brady continues to model her marvelous assets for the Twit-world, including an asstastic whose upkeep seems to be her primary job in this world. And, what can we say about the way Adrianne Curry does that job, but, well, delicious! Enjoy.

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Adrianne Curry Dons the Aeon Flux

By Jon | February 15, 2011 @ 10:42 am
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Adrianne Curry, what on earth is it you do all day???

I know, I know, I'm not supposed to ask. But what she does between wake-up hours and picking up Koo Koo Roo takeout dinner for Peter Brady remains one of life's greatest mysteries. And, yes, on days like together, we bite our tongue and ogle with great and mysterious pleasure as Adrianne Curry flashes her tight body in various cosplay costumes to literally compel fanboys to fap themselves down to zero strength points. In this case, Adrianne Curry as Aeon Flux, sexy gun strapped gymnast-warrior, ready for battle with some forces of geekdom evil. Well, it works for me. Enjoy.

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Adrianne Curry Boozy Woozy Fun Time Cleave-Cam Pictures

By Jon | January 18, 2011 @ 8:44 am

Editor's Note: some or all of the media originally associated with this post has been removed at the request of the blonde girl who claims to have appeared reluctantly in the photos.

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Well, well, in between Koo Koo Roo runs for Peter Brady, looks like toned model and twit-picking wife Adrianne Curry got a little loosey goosey with a girlfriend on webcam and did some bra and cleavage play time show time for the world wide web. Not exactly sure what to make of this, but, of course, I approve. Still, I can't help but feel that this PG-13 tease has been going on long enough. As I once sweetly whispered to my high school girlfriend, 'Loving the conversation about how awful your friends treat you, but is this leading to a handie because otherwise I've got to do my Spanish homework.' C'mon, Adrianne, next time you get wild on the webcam, remember, we've all got Spanish homework to do. Enjoy.

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