This is it. We’re in the final kick to 300,000 twitter follows for Adrianne Curry who has promised an amateur topless photo of herself for reaching said milestone. Yes, yes, you’ve seen her airbrushed and illustrated in Playboy without clothes, but this is entirely different. Sort of like seeing your hot neighbor nekkid in an artsy magazine versus seeing her nekkid standing in your kitchen because her hot water isn’t working and she’s out of towels. You decided which is the better get
Sign up to follow Adrianne Curry on Twitter. Do it, it’s free, it’s painless, and there’s boobs at the end of this rainbow.
Angela Simmons Puts the Full-C-Cup in DMC. (Celebuzz)
Fergie knows hot to strut her fine bodily form. (Idolator)
Ali Larter makes you want to grab mama’s butt and give ‘er a squeeze. (Popoholic)
Remember when Adrianne Curry got kicked out of Comic-Con? (TheSuperficial)
Muscle bound hotties — still sexy or just scary? (TheChive)
Selena Gomez leads list for GC’s hottest celeb bikinis of the year. (GossipCenter)
Remember when J-Woww tongue-kissed another girl? (SocialiteLife)
Leave it to our fantastically generous readers to celebrate the season of giving by giving back to their fellow Egotastics by way of our weekly ode to the donated sextastic, our most beloved Reader Finds.
This week’s bacchanalia of the boobtastic includes Bostonian turned Italian Melissa Satta in see-through lingerie, Adrianne Curry classically nekkid for the Bunny, veteran uber-sextastic Monica Belluci in a glorious film still, hot hot heated Leilani Dowding in a weird full frontal mannequinish pic, Aussie diva Holly Valance super hot, a double hot topless preview of the upcoming House of Lies TV series with Dawn Olivieri and Megalyn Echikunwoke, Swedish lingerie model Johanna Lundback see-through, and Romanian super soccer fan, Denisa Nechita, flashing her soccer balloons. Talk about Santa being good to us this Christmas.
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Egotastic! Readers have been great in adding about 20,000 more Twitter followers toward the 300,000 magical number for which Adrianne has promised to self-pic herself finally in full topless glory. But we’re still about 15,000 followers short.
Wake the neighbors, rouse grandpa, text your probation officer, and remind them wholeheartedly to follow Adrianne Curry on Twitter.
You know we normally hate to ask for favors, let alone three seconds of effort, but this comes with two pretty spectacular bits of upside if we reach the goal. Thanks.
Well, well, in between Koo Koo Roo runs for Peter Brady, looks like toned model and twit-picking wife Adrianne Curry got a little loosey goosey with a girlfriend on webcam and did some bra and cleavage play time show time for the world wide web. Not exactly sure what to make of this, but, of course, I approve. Still, I can’t help but feel that this PG-13 tease has been going on long enough. As I once sweetly whispered to my high school girlfriend, ‘Loving the conversation about how awful your friends treat you, but is this leading to a handie because otherwise I’ve got to do my Spanish homework.’ C’mon, Adrianne, next time you get wild on the webcam, remember, we’ve all got Spanish homework to do. Enjoy.
We still have little clue as to what the former Mrs. Peter Brady does during her waking hours, save for this new Twitpic that provides some indication that a good many hours for Adrianne Curry each day are spent staring at her own amazing boobtastic, and then creating Kodak memories of her own fondness for her flesh puppies. It’s not perhaps the fullest of days, but, thankfully, it is one from which all man-kind can benefit, and how many people can say they achieve that everyday? Enjoy.
Talk about an inspiration to hot-bodied unemployed divorced women everywhere, Adrianne Curry unleashed and released a series of sextastic photos by way of Twitpics, featuring her own hard-bodied self in various states of bikini hotness, all in the name of charity, but of course. Seems, Adrianne has washed that Peter Brady ex right out of her hair, and put a few more cc’s into the chestal region, providing for just the type of community give back I think we can all get behind. Enjoy.
(Thanks to a million and one of you, including ‘Whitney’ and ‘Luke’ for red alerting us to this hot dish of Curry.)