Fantastic egos are what we celebrate here on Egotastic!, and there are no more fantastic egos than those of the denizens of celebrity hotties who need share their visual wealth with the general public by way of self-publication of their own naughty good looking selves. So, time to celebrate.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kim Kardashian taking snaps of her own monster boobs, Kitty Lea showing her own nice cleave, Kelly Brook blowing a kiss, Rihanna flashing bikini goodness, Sara Jean Underwood making a sweet show of her funbags, Adrianne Curry hand-bra extraordinaire, and much much more. You owe it to the dude who invented Push-Pops to check out these photos and experience the effect he so perfectly translated into dessert treat delivery systems.
The former Mrs. Peter Brady posted a topless modeling photo of herself from 2011 to her Flickr and Twitter accounts tonight to thank folks for donating to her recommended charity. The photo depicts Adrianne Curry wearing a black mask and a…. well, never mind, you’re going to see it for yourself.
We always have to be delicate when discussing Adrianne Curry as she and her pack of loyalists traverse the hallways of their perma-middle schools with the uncontrollable emotions of pubescent teen girls. One wrong comment and you get the evil glare of a face full of braces on a girl praying to grow into a woman so she can hurt all the boys who teased her. It’s like Carrie, but with boobs.
Well, Adrianne Curry is all grown up. The former Mrs. Peter Brady turned 30 yesterday and celebrated over the weekend at some pimping spot in Vegas by showing off her bikini body, the very same body that has turned her into a Twitter phenomenon, a desert oasis of highly worked out figure behind a tiny two piece. Call it kind of a double celebration, for Adrianne, and for you. Enjoy.
I’m never exactly sure who, if anybody, pays these girls, but let’s call them pros nonetheless as veteran fanboy faptastic dress-up ladies Adrianne Curry, Phoebe Price, and Paula Labaredas took to the biggest cosplay stage of the year over the weekend at Comic-Con, or, as we are now calling it here, Nerd Football.
Adrianne of course stole the show with her well-exercised, well-practiced bodily exhibition skills, but the other girls were not far behind, leaving most of the amateur cosplay females shrinking like irradiated violets against the walls of the convention center.
Personally, I’d prefer any of these ladies undressed versus dressed up, then again, when my furry suit gets back from the dry cleaners, it’s time for a six-foot-tall blue hedgehog to make some house-calls, if you know what I’m saying. Enjoy.
Here’s the funny thing. Well, not so funny, but maybe it’s ironic, I’ve never quite understand that word, so maybe let’s just call it fortuitous. But some of our favorite sextastic celebrities who work so hard to hide their faces from the cameras in public, can’t wait to get into the privacy of their own Tinsel Town worlds and begin snapping away with often very revealing photos of themselves and then sharing those photos openly with the rest of the world. I suppose it’s a control issue, kind of like why my girlfriend keeps changing the ‘seat’ rules in the bathroom.
But, seat up or down issues aside, this week’s amalgamation of the best of the self-published celebrity pictures from around the web is really quite ogle-worthy, including Vanessa Hudgens boobtastic bikini pics from the Spring Breakers set, our greatest Dane, Nina Agdal barely covering her bare top, Minka Kelly cleavage, Jenna Haze backstage lingerie, and Adrianne Curry doing what she does best with her Twtipic shows, and so much much more. It really is a slideshow not to be missed. Enjoy.
The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can’t get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy
It’s something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can’t stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can’t get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there’d be no Egotastic!
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O’Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.