We always have to be delicate when discussing Adrianne Curry as she and her pack of loyalists traverse the hallways of their perma-middle schools with the uncontrollable emotions of pubescent teen girls. One wrong comment and you get the evil glare of a face full of braces on a girl praying to grow into a woman so she can hurt all the boys who teased her. It’s like Carrie, but with boobs.
Well, Adrianne Curry is all grown up. The former Mrs. Peter Brady turned 30 yesterday and celebrated over the weekend at some pimping spot in Vegas by showing off her bikini body, the very same body that has turned her into a Twitter phenomenon, a desert oasis of highly worked out figure behind a tiny two piece. Call it kind of a double celebration, for Adrianne, and for you. Enjoy.
I’m never exactly sure who, if anybody, pays these girls, but let’s call them pros nonetheless as veteran fanboy faptastic dress-up ladies Adrianne Curry, Phoebe Price, and Paula Labaredas took to the biggest cosplay stage of the year over the weekend at Comic-Con, or, as we are now calling it here, Nerd Football.
Adrianne of course stole the show with her well-exercised, well-practiced bodily exhibition skills, but the other girls were not far behind, leaving most of the amateur cosplay females shrinking like irradiated violets against the walls of the convention center.
Personally, I’d prefer any of these ladies undressed versus dressed up, then again, when my furry suit gets back from the dry cleaners, it’s time for a six-foot-tall blue hedgehog to make some house-calls, if you know what I’m saying. Enjoy.
Here’s the funny thing. Well, not so funny, but maybe it’s ironic, I’ve never quite understand that word, so maybe let’s just call it fortuitous. But some of our favorite sextastic celebrities who work so hard to hide their faces from the cameras in public, can’t wait to get into the privacy of their own Tinsel Town worlds and begin snapping away with often very revealing photos of themselves and then sharing those photos openly with the rest of the world. I suppose it’s a control issue, kind of like why my girlfriend keeps changing the ‘seat’ rules in the bathroom.
But, seat up or down issues aside, this week’s amalgamation of the best of the self-published celebrity pictures from around the web is really quite ogle-worthy, including Vanessa Hudgens boobtastic bikini pics from the Spring Breakers set, our greatest Dane, Nina Agdal barely covering her bare top, Minka Kelly cleavage, Jenna Haze backstage lingerie, and Adrianne Curry doing what she does best with her Twtipic shows, and so much much more. It really is a slideshow not to be missed. Enjoy.
The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can’t get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy
It’s something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can’t stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can’t get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there’d be no Egotastic!
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O’Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.
Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.
This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can’t even list it all. It’s a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.
I’m starting to really wonder if the celebrities themselves aren’t going to drive the paparazzi out of business by snapping sexy photos of themselves in spots, both geographic and bodygraphic, where even the most ardent pap snapper can’t duplicate. The number of Twitpics and Instagrams is increasing, as some of our very favorite sexy celebs just continue the camera work after the professional cameras have all gone home. What a joyous turn of events.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some hotness from our regularly self-photogging sexy ladies such as Adrianne Curry, Ashley Tisdale, Arianny Celeste, Kendall Jenner, and the trio of minx hotties, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers, and ever so much more. If you like going behind the scenes for private-time hotness, you’ve got to check this out. Enjoy.