Abigail Clancy

I Would Rather Have Abigail Clancy Than an iPad

I don't know what Abigail Clancy is doing in an Italian technology magazine, but I'm definitely not complaning. And considering that the iPad is nothing more than an iPhone (or iTouch, rather) that you can't even put in your pocket, I'd much rather read about Abbey Clancy looking hot. And when I say read, of course, I mean oggle and drool over.

Abbey Clancy Nude Bodypaint Pictures from the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Okay, I'm not one to complain about naked models in body paint, especially when it's Abbey Clancy nude in bodypaint, but a little variety in the shots would be nice. And maybe some expression on her face? I don't know if it's Abbey as a model, or the photographer, or what, but something ain't clicking here. Don't get me wrong, it's aweseom that's she's naked, and she's super hot, I've just come to expect more. It's odd how the behind the scenes photos are so much more interesting that the actual shots.

You can see more of Abbey, and the rest of the bodypainting series at SI.com, this year featuring the wives and girlfriends, or "WAGs," of soccer players. Random, right?

Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures are Hotter than Hot

It's really amazing when you consider the quality of UK babes out there, especially when you think about the quality of UK teeth. But poor dental hygiene aside, some of my absolute favourite ladies are British, and Abigail Clancy is very high on that list. Now if only she would follow in the footsteps of Vikki Blows, and give us more Abbey Clancy nude pictures, instead of these still very sexy Abbey Clancy bikini pictures, that, as they say across the pond, would be brilliant.

Abbey Clancy Bikini Pictures Will Sell a Lot of Pepsi

Wanna sell your product? Put a girl in a bikini. Wanna sell a lot of your product? Put Abbey Clancy in a bikini. And that's just what Pepsi did. And good for them, because we need every chance we can get to see Abbey Clancy in a bikini. Good job Pepsi. I'll stick with Coke, but still, good job.

Abbey Clancy Nipple Slip Pictures

 

So, here we have two Abbey Clancy nipple slip pictures. One's old, one's new, but because there are only two, I thought I'd just post them together. The top picture is new, and was caught as Abbey was leaving a club in London last night. The other is almost a year old, but for some reason I haven't seen it before, so I thought it was worth posting. Just try and ignore the awful Janice Dickinson, and concentrate on Abbey Clancy's nipple.

Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures Are Just As Hot

It's pretty hard to follow the sheer physical perfection that is Marisa Miller in a bikini, but if there's one girl who can do it, it's Abigail Clancy, the super-hot British import, and the girl who for some reason, didn't in Britain's Next Top Model. Maybe she wasn't "fierce" enough, but I'm pretty sure that to Tyra & Co. "fierce" is just another word for tranny, so that's fine by me. These Abigail Clancy bikini pictures were snapped at a photoshoot in Malibu, and I really hope she stays on this side of The Pond, because the mor Abbey Clancy bikini pictures we get, the better.

Abbey Clancy Heats Up Germany, Via FHM

When it comes to super-hot British babes, there's Keeley Hazell, Vikki Blows, and Abbey Clancy. And I'm not sure who's the hottest. Okay, Keeley's the hottest, but Top 3 ain't bad, and as these crazy hot Abbey Clancy bikini pictures from FHM Germany prove, Abbey is definitely Top 3 material.

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