I wish somebody somewhere would criticize this whole braless wardrobe movement in Hollywood so I could punch them righteously in the nose. If they be a man. I’d never strike a woman, or a man for that reason if he was in any way larger or scarier than me. This is such a fine contemporary trend I can’t almost stand it. The Critics Choice Awards happened last night. I know, I didn’t know either. But hotties like Jennifer Aniston, Julianne Moore, Carrie Keagan, and Rosario Dawson came out to play and showoff on the red carpet without any bras. They weren’t exactly excessively showy, but they all were hot.
Just knowing I no longer need to fumble around with a bra clasp is such a wonderful feeling. You know, for those times I’m undressing Jennifer Aniston. Even in my mind that becomes an awkward bit of clutziness. Let alone the chance to sneak peeks at these sextastic celebrity peaks free from undergarment distraction. For all the troubles in the world these days, so many parts of it keep getting better and better. Keep your eyes on the prizes. Enjoy.
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I didn’t want Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For was generally considered a box office flop, and critical reviews were rather mixed on the Frank Miller sequel, I wouldn’t want it to leave our visual skinematic landscape without a tribute to the lovely ladies that were the better part of the motion picture endeavor.
While Jessica Alba did not fully reveal herself, her stripping wanton ways will never go unappreciated. The MILFtastic mama gets naughtier in this film than you’re likely to ever see her posing again. There’s something to be said for that. Like ‘hot damn’. Eva Green is ever dependable with her fine pair of puppies bared for the audience as she does in so many of her fine onscreen work. Rosario Dawson is ever hot bodied and Juno Temple adds some topless spice as well as another daring thespianic of the bold and hottie variety. You certainly can not be disappointed with the leading ladies of Sin City 2. I guarantee it will own a spot in my home library when thusly available. Enjoy.
Anything Alba. You know my motto. It doesn’t hurt when Jessica Alba brings along many of her hot friends like Eva Green, Rosario Dawson, and Nicky Whelan to walk the red carpet of the Sin City 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
This film is already a no-brainer on my must-see list, being both a fan of the first film in the series and, yes, the hot ladies. All of them looked so very good last night, especially Jessica Alba who forever puts sin in my jeans. That’s a figure of speech, Though the day it becomes literally, I will report back with photos and diagrams and third-party authentication. Jessica moves me just about like no other. Her seamless transition from hot mommy to wicked hot glamorous star to the shower, where she forever resides in my dreams. Enjoy.
The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson’s cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I’m telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.
If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn’t raise enough money then nothing will.
Alessandra Ambrosio, amfAR Gala, Cleavage, Dita Von Teese, Heidi Klum, Irina Shayk, Kylie Minogue, Lara Stone, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Scherzinger, Rosario Dawson, Sharon Stone
The lovely Rosario Dawson took time out of promoting her latest movie to go swimming in the ocean in Cannes, France. She’s there to promote her film The Captive. I’ll tell you what I’m captivated by: her lovely lady melons. Though the swimsuit is a one piece, it does give you a nice look at her amazing cleavage. I’ve hearted her chest area since I saw it in the buff in that Alexander movie with Colin Farrell. In fact, that sex scene is pretty much the only reason to see that movie. I’m not sure if she gets in the buff in this latest flick, but a boy can dream. You can also see a little bit of her firm cheeks as she gets out of the water. Would that I were a drop of water that I might cling to that booty. That’s poetry, y’all.
I went to Cannes once when a movie I did was in the festival. I didn’t see anyone that looked like Rosario Dawson on the beach. Mostly it was old French ladies. Naked. Obviously, I need to get another movie in stat because the festival attendees have gotten hotter.
It’s that time of the year again. That being the end of the year. And while perhaps you won’t be getting that Lexus with the big red ribbon in your perfectly snowy driveway this season, you can take a glorious peek at the Top 3 Nekkid Scenes of the Year from Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute.
While selection of the top 3 anything will always be controversial, I’m hard pressed to argue with the selections of the skinematic loving folks at Mr. Skin in their picks of Ivana Milicevic getting her carpets cleaned in Banshee, Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos in Blue Is the Warmest Color’s now infamous lesbionic sex scene, and, a no doubter in Rosario Dawson full frontal nekkid in Trance. Quite a year when you think about it. Enjoy.
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Thank heaven for little girls
They grow up in the most delightful way!
Of course, that’s maybe a 50-50 proposition at best. But when they’re childhood actresses like Gabby Hoffman, who you may remember from screen stealing roles as the cute little kid in both Uncle Buck and Field of Dreams, then there’s at least a decent chance 25-years later you’ll see them nekkid in an indie film. That’s something to wait for. And Gabby does make her full-frontal debut in Crystal Fairy, the lead recommendation for skin on cinema viewing this weekend from our friends at Mr. Skin.
Along with Gabby, there’s now available in high-def home viewing, Rosario Dawson full-frontal her own hotself in Trance from earlier this year, and a peek once again at Anna Paquin making her MILFtastic seasonal topless debut in True Blood. Three completely different looking women. All completely without clothes on. Check out the Mr. Skin Minute. Enjoy.
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