Michelle Rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez Cleavetastic on the Fast and Furious Red Carpet

I'll say this for Michelle Rodriguez, she's one smart cookie. Okay, two things, she also has some nice chest puppies to take to parties and fancy gatherings. Michelle countered her butchy images, especially in the Fast and Furious film series, by hitting the big London premiere of FF6 showing off more lady skin than really anybody else in the place. Smart move. And, hot move.

So now we're talking about Michelle's chest, which was her plan all along. Sometimes a lady needs to whip out the guns and kick ass to get what she wants, and sometimes she needs to flash her sultry ta-ta's. Those who can do both are keepers. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez See-Through Top Reveals Her Boobtastic to the Brits

Okay, look close now. Okay, a little closer. Yep, that's Michelle Rodriguez and those are her funbags.

The Latina actress has been roaming the streets of London of late, not entirely sure why, but when Michelle Rodriguez sets out to party, she parties hard, messes are made, bodies are buried, and towns remember her. So when Michelle stepped out of the Rose nightclub in a see-through top flashing all her upper goodness for those gentlemen oglers with good night vision, well, it was just another brick in the wall. A hot bare boobtastic brick. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Photos Take a Dip in Dripping Goodness At Eden Roc Hotel

I've got to get me to this Eden Roc hotel in Cannes during the film festival one year; it's where all the hot celebrities stay or hang out or play or just head out to their yachts. Hopefully, they book rooms by the hour, I think I could afford to stay for a couple. But it'd be worth it, to first-hand ogle the likes of Michelle Rodriguez who shows up every year to show off in her bikinis.

Granted, every time we see Michelle Rodriguez she has that sort of angry disappointed look that I became all too familiar with with basically every single teacher I ever had in my life, but I never wanted to leer most of those ladies in dripping wet bikinis coming out of the Mediterranean. Enjoy.

Cannes Winds Up In A Giant Hottie Party Featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, and Bar Refaeli

It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again.  Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich.  Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez Plumber Butts the Depths of Our Lust

If you ever need a hot movie chick to hoist a gun in a tight white tank top, Michelle Rodriguez seems like a very sure bet. She's always looking tough-hot and bad-ass and, well, it kind of makes me steamy in a Latina with big cannons kind of way. Except, today, it's a whole new side of Michelle Rodriguez, literally, her backside buttside junkside cushion, nearly fully exposed to the waters off of Cannes as the brunette hottie just about lost her bathing suit bottoms and flashed some deep crackitutde. Es muy bueno, this asstastic, no? Okay, we threw in some delightful bikini top fronts too, just because, well, because we love every inch of the sexy celebrity body, especially when we get to see it without much clothing on. Enjoy.

Battle: Los Angeles Premiere Features The Hotness of Michelle Rodriguez, Charlotte Ross, and Bridget Moynahan

Nerd code dictates that I must attend a screening of Battle: Los Angeles this weekend, even though my Spidey-senses tell me I may just be in for a tanker-boat sized load of number two. However, the premiere last night was chock full of anything but poopola, featuring the likes of Michelle Rodriguez (who you will soon come to know as Tila Tequila's 'ride or die' bitch), Bridget Moynahan, who we just don't see nearly enough of, and Charlotte Ross, who seems to attend every premiere event in Hollywood these days, and I am absolutely in favor of this policy. Join me this weekend at Battle: Los Angeles, if you dare, or, just have a fond ogle at this sextastic trio. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News / bauergriffinonline.com

Jessica Alba (Almost) Nude and Lindsay Lohan (Almost) Topless in Our Sexy Machete Revist (VIDEOS)

 

Since our original 'first-look post' of the sexy ladies of Machete, we've been able to upgrade the video quality of the selects, and given that we're talking the hottie collection of Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Mayra Leal, and Michelle Rodriguez, well, definitely worth a revisit. The reaction on the film has been mixed, critically speaking, and, in a way, Egotasitcally speaking. Was the sexy celebrity nudity in the film a bit of an under-deliver? Perhaps, but let us now deliver on the best of the best from that film, which, any way you look at it, we'd not have if Machete was never made. So, two big boobs up from us on this movie review. Enjoy.

First, the ever-amazing Jessica Alba sideboobs and butt in the shower:

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