As if there was going to be a Michael Bay produced film that didn’t feature the lovely racktastic of Megan Fox. Not going to happen. Accentuate the positive, and all that sage advice.
From my review of the TMNT 2 filming to date, you can anticipate a healthy heaping of Foxy in tank tops and schoolgirls outfits and other various alluring wardrobe to help you forget you’re watching a movie with four dudes in plastic turtle outfits high fiving each other. It’ll probably work too. I’m not just a movie fan, I’m a sucker for anything Megan Fox in a tank top. I’d watch C-SPAN if she hosted it in something low cut. Foxy makes everything better, with this craptastic film series perhaps being the ultimate test of that theory. So far, I’m heavily on the buy side. She just has that special thing going on that make men do unwise things. Meh, ten bucks, could be worse. Enjoy.
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I think I’m dreaming, so please don’t pinch me. Sextastic girls excluded from that request, naturally. Megan Fox as a blonde school girl showing off her jaunty body in a tiny top and a short skirt. Um, yes. Yes, this is really happening.
If it had to take a sequel movie to that rather insipid first shlock fest, so be it. I don’t care. Make ten more outrageously bad movies. So long as I get foxy in various states of fantasy hotness. I don’t know who pulled school girl out of the hat, but bravo to you, sir or ma’am. I think you deserve a medal. While I deserve another twenty minutes ogling Megan Fox as the girl who I have to call to my office to offer a little discipline. One of us has been very bad. Very very bad. Oh, Megan. This is too much. Ring the bell. Enjoy.
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Oh, Foxy. How I have missed you. Megan Fox takes long sabbaticals from showing off her stellar form and passion inducing looks because she has little babies and kids to care for or something silly like that. I think somebody needs to tell Megan this is why God invented nannies for hot women. Alas, she has disappeared heavily from the visual wonderment scene, though her legacy in her brief span was truly something to behold.
Every now and then Megan Fox comes out and about for a role or a paycheck and turns the heat back on to full red level warning signs. Like this pictorial for a Korean skin care line which I’m not sure compels me to want to buy any skin care products, save perhaps for a big bottle of a comforting hand lotion. Perhaps that’s what they’re selling. In which case, genius. There’s nothing that can’t be better pimped with the help of Megan Fox in a swimsuit. Sex sells. Never have truer words been spoken. Enjoy.
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Megan Fox in a sheer bodysuit. Where have you been, Megan? (Popoholic)
I do so like a girl in a sports bra. (The Chive)
Aj Green’s wife Miranda Brooke dancing sexily. (TMZ)
Another day, another picture of Selena Gomez in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Jennifer Lawrence wears a cutout dress and it is awesome. (Huffington Post)
Jessica Lowndes bikinis like a champ. (The Superficial)
I don’t know why but Kristen Wiig in mom jeans is doing it for me. (Dlisted)
Aw, mom. You’re never too grown up to sport some camel toe in tights in public. I don’t care how much Megan Fox has retreated from the sextastic spotlight since marrying Brian Austin-Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) and bearing him children. She will always be Foxy to me. And, she will always be into blessed stretch pants pulled up tight into her personal cubicle.
I certainly miss the old Megan Fox something awful. She had a run there like nobody’s business for several years. Then life’s circumstances caused her to change paths, which I can respect, but still not be very happy with. I’d like to think that with so many years of hotness left in the tank, Megan will return to us gentleman oglers one day in half shirts and short dresses and lingerie and less. Without hope, what do we have? Okay, well yes, tons of archival pictures. And the occasional camel toe in the Valley. So not completely bereft. Enjoy.
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Seeing Megan Fox and flashes of her black lacy underwear in front of a dumpster remind me that I could be alluring and impassioned by foxy in front of just about anywhere. As if a garbage receptacle and a dirty alley way would deter me from prurient thoughts of what I’d like to do with Megan and that delicate bit of silk and lace about her fun parts.
You can thank me now for cutting Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (BAGS) out of the picture. Yeah, he was there. And he almost ruined the sight of his hot wife in very low rising stretchy pants showing off her fineries. Almost. But, much like the dumpster, BAGS can only do so much to ruin the Megan Fox hotness factor. Oh, thong snaps are racing through my mind. Enjoy.
Sadly, but not entirely unexpectedly, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kind of sucked really badly. Even the presence of the sultry Megan Fox running around in tight outfits couldn’t save that unsavory turtle soup. But, Megan Fox can still rescue a movie premiere in Berlin, where I guess the movie is just coming out so tons of Germans can still have hope the film will be good while staring at Megan Fox looking all kind of leggy hot at the premiere. That’s how I got hooked in the first place.
Megan Fox may not be one-hundred percent what she was in latter years, but that’s like saying Peyton Manning isn’t what he used to be. He’s still really really good. Megan Fox is still really really hot. And as for short dresses showing off her toned alluring legs, wunderbar! Enjoy.