Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Drops Cleavage and Tries To Clean Up for amfAR

Well, these have been trying times, literally, tried by a court times, for the former gingertastic actress Lindsay Lohan. The music and bright lights have faded, now playing mostly only in her head as he parents and hangers-on try to milk what's left of her for some level of modest fortune.

But, there's still something sextastic burning inside of Lindsay, a desire to cast off the shell of her former self she walks around in these days, and it came out last night at the amfAR event for AIDS Research in New York, where Lindsay worked the cleavage, tried to clean herself up, and reassert some starlet power on the red carpet. Did it work?

Well, you can be the judge. We've learned with Lindsay that any hope we place upon her return to any type of greatness is pretty much false optimism at this point. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Turns Down Over Half Mill to Appear on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan just wants to be a movie star. And, what with the grade school thespianic performance in Liz & Dick, along with the rumored to be unwatchable, if not illegible, The Canyons, maybe or maybe not appearing on screen, who can blame the budding film powerhouse.

Hence, according to our friends at TMZ, despite being way behind on rent and taxes, not to mention having to dig into her pocket for yayo change, Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $555K offer to appear on Dancing with the Stars, because she 'doesn't do reality'.

I guess everybody has their line in the sand, or lines on the mirror. 

Ginger Snap! Redheaded Celeb Hotties To Kindle Your Yuletide Logs This Christmas

What better way to celebrate the scarlet colorings of this holiday season than by a review of some of our favorite ginger hotties that routinely grace the pages of our humble virtual abode.

While we adore all beautiful women, you know well our special fondness for the fireplugs that ignite certain special feelings in our fun zone. Amazingly sextastic redheaded celeb hotties such as Emma Stone, and Karen Gillan, and Christina Hendricks, and our secret ginger lust crush, Renee Olstead. All part of our happiest spot on the color wheel of goodness.

Take a look at ten of our favorites and see if your red-topped darling made the list. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t Always a Wayward Tweaked Out Criminal; She Used to Be Pretty Damn Hot

Poor Lindsay Lohan and her tangled mess of a current life. If you'd just dropped on this planet the past few years, you'd think Lindsay was some slung out hard-looking hardcore felon with a death wish. But then you don't have the history we have with Lindsay Lohan, from young actress growing into young woman ginger buxom hotness. There was a time we really truly dug Lindsay Lohan. And it wasn't all that long ago.

Take a look at a little tribute gallery we put together of Lindsay in her hotter times, even not so long ago, and you'll know why we still have some feelings of lament over her current downhill tumble. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan To Be Charged With Four Crimes On Two Coasts In One Day

Consider this a non-good day for Lindsay Lohan.

Still basking in the glow of her Oscar-worthy performance in Liz & Dick, the troubled former ginger took to the late late late night party fight club scene last night in New York City, causing some kind of assault charges to be filed against Lilo. At the same time, Lindsay is set to be charged today in Los Angeles for her big Porsche crash and some lying to the cops from her auto accident last year. Yes, a non-good day for Lindsay, not to mention her probationary status.

Read all about Lindsay Lohan to be charged today with more crimes on TMZ.

Lindsay, Wake Up! Your Movie Premiere Has Started!

Somehow, in someway, Lindsay Lohan (and her team) got herself into a not so bad looking dress and somewhat on time appearance on the red carpet for the premiere of her Lifetime film, Liz and Dick, a film that we're told is rather unintentionally funny to behold.

Now, granted, Lindsay did look a little sleepy and seemed to be drifting into dreams of flying talking ponies, but she did also look perhaps the best she has in some time, a relative statement for the perhaps soon to be returning to the hoosegow Lindsay, but we must give credit where credit is due, she was standing without assistance and she did fit nicely into her fancy things.

What the future holds for Lindsay Lohan, we do not know. But it's probably not flying talking ponies, not the real ones at least. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Probation Revoked! Lilo’s Future Filled With Far More Lez Than Dick

TMZ is breaking with news that Lindsay Lohan has had her probation revoked due to criminal charges being filed for Lindsay lying to cops last summer when she claimed that she wasn't the driver of the Porsche that slammed into the truck on PCH, you know, despite everybody in the known universe knowing Lindsay was the driver.

Lindsay Lohan, the daughter of two really effed up drugged-out hustlers (hi, Mr. and Mrs. Lohan) and former actress turned hop-heavy sleepy dreamer, could soon be returning to the all-female finger-probing showers of the Los Angeles County correctional department. A place that is not quite as nice as we dream in our private time dreams.