I can’t remember if world’s most lovable mother Dina Lohan is still sending out nasty messages about people showing pictures of Ali Lohan, but here goes nevertheless. Ali, and her more famous and infamous older sister Lindsay Lohan were swimming and sunbathing in two piece swimwear on a yacht off the coast of Italy as, you know, many of us do from time to time. It’s a rather rare day that we see even one, let alone both Lohan sisters in clear bikini shots. I think it’s been at least a couple years now. But, there they are, flashing their bodies toward El Sol and taking a dip in the Mediterranean.
Granted, the Lohan girls and Lindsay may not look precisely in their prime, as they were in their prime, but as always I hold out hope for a return to glory before the days of wine and roses and all the other things less legal than wine and roses. Thy body is a temple and all that. But where there once was sextastic, there ever remains hope. It’s like The Force, it sleeps, but never fades. Enjoy.
Well, Lindsay Lohan certainly did her best to avoid the long arm of the paparazzi lens, but she wasn’t quite out to sea at her Italian resort far enough to escape the clutches our of visual monitors who snapped her as best they could looking mighty fine in her white bikini and making out with some dude. The last part being less unusual than the first.
Anyhow, keep yourself LiLo informed and check out Lindsay Lohan Bikini Makeout Pictures on a watercraft on WWTDD. It’s sort of like seeing Lindsay through beer goggles, which is kind of sweet. Enjoy.
As you know, Coachella used to be an indie music festival out in the desert past Palm Springs a little ways. Now it’s a mega corporate sponsored headliner act scene that features the likes of Beyonce and Pink and Gwen Stefani and I don’t know, maybe Justin Bieber too at this point. Nevertheless, the more corporate and lame it becomes, the more it becomes a must-visit for pretty much celebrity under 30 (and Steven Tyler) to attend and dress in chic hippy wear and occasionally some nice boobtastic reveals during the warm days.
This year’s evening part events and day time music scenes included the show off likes of Tallulah Willis, Lindsay Lohan, Alessandra Ambrosio and many others attending the Flaunt magazine shindig at night, and Selena Gomez, Ireland Baldwin, Kendall Jenner, Paris Hilton, Kesha, and many many more for the VIP grassy concert area.
It was a plethora of who’s who in young Hollywood (and Steven Tyler) all pretending to be bohemians in the desert, or at least bohemians with makeup and hair stylists and designer chic wardrobes. Hey, you can only common yourself up so much. Some more skin would’ve been nice, but, hey, this is pretending to be Indie, so you can only get away with looking so hot. Enjoy.
Well, I think we’ve figured out Oprah’s plan to get everybody to watch her Lindsay Lohan reality show. Lindsay funbags. Lindsay’s ginger freckled puppies are on deep cleavage display in pretty much every episode aired to date. It seems like a pretty strong promotional angle to a show that otherwise depicts Lindsay in a clean and sober and perhaps less boring and more rigged state than the one who has held hold over the tabloids for the past decade.
Oprah’s no dummy. She knows that a big part of what Lindsay brings to the table are Lindsay’s big table setters, and even though the network and the show are heavily targeted toward a female audience, don’t think she’s not going to exploit the Lohan knockers like the rest of them. Oprah knows success. I hope Lindsay is paying close attention. Enjoy.
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan wrote down a list of everyone she’s ever had sex with. At least, everybody she remembers, including a number of rather commonly conjugal type Hollywood prolific cocksmen.
If you’re so inclined, you can head over to WWTDD to see the Lindsay Lohan sex list and see if you or somebody you know made the cut. Of course, you should already know if your name is on there I’d think. Enjoy.
For the final Mr. Skin Minute video of the year, the good and righteously naughty minded folks at Mr. Skin.com have come up with their list of the top three celebrity boobtastic scenes of 2013. To say the least, it was a great year for funbags on the silver screen, big and little, screens that is. And chest puppies too. While major motion pictures have decided to strip much of the sexuality from their imagery, in favor largely of more violence and CGI special effects, there are still, thankfully, many outlets for catching raw passion-inducing nekkindness such that boys can turn into men and men can act like boys.
Mr. Skin’s top three celebrity ta-ta scenes of 2013 consists of Amanda Seyfried flashing her bare teats in Lovelace, Emily Ratajkowski showing off her perfect pair in the Blurred Lines music video, and Lindsay Lohan and a return engagement for her plump melons in The Canyons. I honestly have no complaints with this list. Just smiles. Enjoy.
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We haven’t seen Lindsay Lohan in the great beachy outdoors in quite some time. Perhaps maybe two or three rehabs ago. So quite the treat to see the first lady of former scandal baring her cheeky swimsuit wares down in Miami. Lindsay may not quite be in bikini shape yet, but she’s looking relatively healthy and lean and sideboob sweet, and by all accounts, staying on the wagon now for almost six months.
We’ve always had a special place in our heart for pre-messed up Lindsay. A ginger beauty with some truly horrible stage parents. We wish her the best, and even less clothing so we can exam her ourselves more closely. Enjoy.