Jennifer Lawrence

BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Lawrence Topless Photos Purportedly Flying Around Reddit!

 

Editor's Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I'm quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

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Let me start by saying, I have no way to perfectly verify these cell phone style pictures of Jennifer Lawrence topless and sextastic posing that many of you are emailing to me, popped up on Reddit, and are generally skidding around the Internet at Mach 8. I think that's fast, I'm not really sure. That being said, many of them certainly absolutely look exactly like Jennifer Lawrence who we've been scanning with our eyeballs for several years now. It's also possible some are her, some are close doppelgangars and the two photo sets have become jumbled. You never really know in this digital game of photo sharing. As always, I'll leave you with this, if these photos suddenly disappear, you can consider that some rather strong bit of confirmation.

Jennifer, call me, give me the deets, as the kids say. Are these really you or your double? Let's work through this. Your wish is my command. Though, give me about 30 minutes if you would, I need some private time for my own deep review.

Photo credit: Reddit Celebs

Jennifer Lawrence Touch of Sideboob in Paris

Jennifer Lawrence is not known for her showy wardrobes. The busty blonde hottie thespianic is often dressed in oversized cover up pieces as opposed to sharing the need for bodily attention like so many of her Hollywood peers. Kind of unfortunate really. But once in a while, as in the support of Dior and high fashion in Paris, Jennifer needs to slip into something a little more trendy and expensive and showing off some skin, as she did on the red carpet with a hint of sweet sideboob for the glitterati.

Jennifer Lawrence remains at or near the top of the list for hottie curvy sextastic girl next door for so many red blooded males and even more red blooded Sapphic leaning females. Though her star continues to raise, she seems to keep relatively grounded in her modest demeanor and that smoking hot arrow-shooting body of hers. We'd love to see more, naturally. Maybe someday we shall. But for now, a little bit of Jenny sideboob shall whet our appetites. Enjoy.

Blake Lively, Eva Longoria, Adriana Lima, Jennifer Lawrence, Salma Hayek Highlight the Hotness on the Cannes Red Carpet

Sure, Cannes has more attitude than a sorority senior council meeting, but that doesn't mean the fancy film festival doesn't bring out the super hotties from all corners of the globe to get decked out and walk the wide crimson carpet.  It seems as if every A-listed (on down to D-lister) is in Cannes this week wearing somebody famous and bedecked in jewels for the ten thousand paparazzi cameras. And, naturally, some of them caught our eye more than others over the weekend, including Blake Lively, Eva Longoria Jennifer Lawrence, Adriana Lima, Hilary Swank and others showing off their barest finest gala ware for the oohs and aahs of the assembled crowd and the worldwide leering audience.

My memories of Cannes are less glitzy gowns and more rocky public beaches and funny looking police hats shooing me here and there. But one day I would like to be the escort of one of these sextastic celebrities smiling broadly on the carpet as I whisper naughty suggestions into their ears. I assume that's what everybody is telling each other in their ears as they make their way down the promenade. All I need now is the girl, and the super important movie that nobody will ever see. One of those will be easier than the other. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence And Emma Roberts Look Hot at “X-Men: Days of Future Past” Premiere

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Roberts were their usual hot selves at the New York City premiere of X-Men: Days Of Future Past. Jennifer, who plays everyone's favorite nekkid blue chick Mystique, wore a body clinging fuzzy dress. The outfit shows off her lovely shoulders and back and accentuates those legendary curves. Emma Roberts was there to support her lucky fiance Evan Peters who plays Quicksilver in the movie. Emma had on a low cut pink dress that showed off some of that famous cleavage. They should cast Emma in the next X-Men movie. Her mutant power can be turning any man who sees her into a quivering bowl of Jell-O. She and Jennifer could square off in the climactic scene in which they battle to see who is the hottest in a giant kiddie pool full of KY Jelly.

I'm available to write the screenplay for this epic. We can call it X-Men: Days Of Future Stiffies or something like that. We can work on the title.

Jennifer Lawrence Wearing Only Body Paint as Mystique in Empire Magazine

If for no other reason, you ought be jazzed about X Men: Days of Future Past for the sight once more of Jennifer Lawrence in her blue bodypaint as Mystique. Now, despite all the screaming headlines, no, you can't see Jennifer's fun bits, the precise parts that were I a shapeshifter myself, I'd morph into hourly. But Jennifer remains just about the most fantasy inducing vision in deep blue you may ever see, sneaked peek and all in the latest edition of Empire magazine.

I'm not suggesting that you'd go to a movie just to see Jennifer Lawrence in some tight or revealing outfit. Though I have sat through Two Hunger games and that Bradley Cooper movie just for that reason. But, since we're all nerds, we're kind of bound to this X-Men thing regardless. And I'm not going to be having dreams of Wolverine while I'm waiting. Bring on Mystique! Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks So Hot They Almost Make Out on the Red Carpet for Catching Fire L.A. Premiere

Maybe much of that was in my imagination last night, but when Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks both showed up to the L.A. premiere of Hunger Games: Catching Fire looking so incredibly hot, I just figured they were going to start making out on the red carpet. In my mind, all hot women just start swapping spit with one another because they can't control their Sapphic passions.

Sadly, it did not come to fruition last night at the film premiere, though individually, Jennifer and Elizabeth both struck quite the visually inspiring poses for the paparazzi. I've already committed to seeing this film simply on the basis of Jennifer Lawrence in a tight body suit. That's worth the three dollars I pay my faithful usher Stewart to let me in the back door of the theater. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence Sideboob Expands for Hunger Games Premiere in Paris

Jennifer Lawrence seems to be adding a half inch or so of sideboob with each new Hunger Games inspired gown at various premiere red carpets across European capitals. Her latest skin-show happening outside a theater in Paris, where Jennifer and her fellow cast were set to kick off the second film in the Hunger Game series, Catching Fire.

I'm not sure how good this movie will be, I'm not even sure how much skin Jennifer will show in the film, the first being somewhat underwhelming in that regwrd. But I am quite certain I would follow Jennifer Lawrence to the ends of the earth and back just for the chance to nibble gently on her right ear. So, I'll be going. And dreaming of her red carpet sideboob and where it might lead. Enjoy.