I could spend three hours mesmerized watching Jennifer Lawrence clip her toe nails. Not quite as exciting perhaps as seeing her slink around topless in photos I admit to nobody that I saw seventeen times over to date. The point is, Jennifer Lawrence is the ultimate girl next door. Only she doesn’t live next door to me. Gretta, the tranny wig model does. She’s less ultimate though I might say a very good foosball partner fill-in when money is on the line.
Jennifer Lawrence still works her craft, studies, and occasionally if we’re lucky, gets snapped at her acting school, continuing her education and making me wish I’d never dropped out of drama after six grade when Susan Klingman told me I smelled like burritos. That was my scent at the time, so not unexpected. I bet working romantic scenes would be much finer with Jennifer. She probably loves burritos too. We could make love for the classroom and receive an ‘A’ for getting lost in character, if not many laws of nature. Happy face. Sad face. Emote. Counter-emote. I’m good to go. Enjoy.
America’s sexy sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence was looking sultry in red on her way to the Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. The dress was short on both ends so you could see plenty of top and bottom. Ah, the famous Jennifer Lawrence cleav. Her Katniss Everdeens are part of the reason people love her so much. Who can forget their Academy Award winning role in American Hustle? They were amazing in that movie. She’s also got a pretty awesome set of stems as well. Probably due to all that running around in the woods with Peeta or whatever for those Hunger Games movies. I also enjoyed their work in American Hustle. That movie was all about her boobs and legs.
Seems she had a bit of trouble with the crowds when she was leaving the show. That’s the problem with big groups of people in New York. They tend to get a little booty grabby if you’re not careful.
Hello there, Jennifer Lawrence funbags. We haven’t seen you since, well, since a time a couple months ago that we’re not supposed to talk about in front of polite company. Luckily, we are only mildly polite here at Egotastic! so we can sneak this blessed peek of your braless peaks within an elegantly open white dress.
Jennifer Lawrence, her plunging neckline, and some semblance of her sweet nipples were visible as she cavorted with Lorde in the back of limo in London following the Hunger Games Mockingjay premiere party in London. I can’t imagine how my invitation got lost in the mail, perhaps a ship at sea went down. Nevertheless, I’m glad we get to share in what has to be the highlight of the party. Jennifer Lawrence, ever so sextastic, the bubbly farting dream girl next door. And these are her ta-ta’s. Just outstanding. Enjoy.
America’s sweetheart, Jennifer Lawrence, showed off some DEEP cleav at the premiere of Serena at the 58th BFI London Film Festival. She wore a jacket and short skirt combo that was open almost all the way down to her belly button. This allowed us all a nice view of her lovely Katniss Everdeens. I mean, of course, those amazing funbags that hackers went to so much trouble to show us all a few months back. They are seriously incredible ta-tas. Sure, she’s a good actress but those sweater puppies have made her a star. I wonder if you see any more of them in this Serena movie? Unfortunately, she’s always covered up in those Hunger Games movies because she’s trying to survive in a forest or whatever. That’s why I liked American Hustle. That movie was all about J-Law’s cleavage.
I have a big thing for J-Law. I’m a sucker for America’s sweethearts with big boobies.
Updated Editor’s Note: For all the requests, I can’t tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.
Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.
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Let me start by saying, I have no way to perfectly verify these cell phone style pictures of Jennifer Lawrence topless and sextastic posing that many of you are emailing to me, popped up on Reddit, and are generally skidding around the Internet at Mach 8. I think that’s fast, I’m not really sure. That being said, many of them certainly absolutely look exactly like Jennifer Lawrence who we’ve been scanning with our eyeballs for several years now. It’s also possible some are her, some are close doppelgangars and the two photo sets have become jumbled. You never really know in this digital game of photo sharing. As always, I’ll leave you with this, if these photos suddenly disappear, you can consider that some rather strong bit of confirmation.
Jennifer, call me, give me the deets, as the kids say. Are these really you or your double? Let’s work through this. Your wish is my command. Though, give me about 30 minutes if you would, I need some private time for my own deep review.
Jennifer Lawrence is not known for her showy wardrobes. The busty blonde hottie thespianic is often dressed in oversized cover up pieces as opposed to sharing the need for bodily attention like so many of her Hollywood peers. Kind of unfortunate really. But once in a while, as in the support of Dior and high fashion in Paris, Jennifer needs to slip into something a little more trendy and expensive and showing off some skin, as she did on the red carpet with a hint of sweet sideboob for the glitterati.
Jennifer Lawrence remains at or near the top of the list for hottie curvy sextastic girl next door for so many red blooded males and even more red blooded Sapphic leaning females. Though her star continues to raise, she seems to keep relatively grounded in her modest demeanor and that smoking hot arrow-shooting body of hers. We’d love to see more, naturally. Maybe someday we shall. But for now, a little bit of Jenny sideboob shall whet our appetites. Enjoy.
Sure, Cannes has more attitude than a sorority senior council meeting, but that doesn’t mean the fancy film festival doesn’t bring out the super hotties from all corners of the globe to get decked out and walk the wide crimson carpet. It seems as if every A-listed (on down to D-lister) is in Cannes this week wearing somebody famous and bedecked in jewels for the ten thousand paparazzi cameras. And, naturally, some of them caught our eye more than others over the weekend, including Blake Lively, Eva Longoria Jennifer Lawrence, Adriana Lima, Hilary Swank and others showing off their barest finest gala ware for the oohs and aahs of the assembled crowd and the worldwide leering audience.
My memories of Cannes are less glitzy gowns and more rocky public beaches and funny looking police hats shooing me here and there. But one day I would like to be the escort of one of these sextastic celebrities smiling broadly on the carpet as I whisper naughty suggestions into their ears. I assume that’s what everybody is telling each other in their ears as they make their way down the promenade. All I need now is the girl, and the super important movie that nobody will ever see. One of those will be easier than the other. Enjoy.