Actress Jaime King was a bit nippy in a one-piece pink swimsuit while on vacation in Maui. Jaime must have been pretty chilly as she was sporting some serious nipple wood. It looks like she has two jumbo-sized novelty pencil erasers stuffed in her bathing suit top. Jaime’s knockers are the very definition of pert, which is pretty amazing given that she just had a kid. A lot of new moms are losing their battle with gravity, if you get what I’m saying. Not Jaime. Her girls are as perky as a 20-year-old sorority girl. What nobody tells you when you go swimming in the Pacific ocean for the first time is how friggin’ cold it is. This leads to all kinds of pokey nipple situations for both sexes and potential shrinkage embarrassment for men.
I’m used to the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic where a man can swim without fear of looking like a eunuch through his swim trunks.
Actress and model Jaime King got all, like, psychedelic in a one-piece bathing suit. I stared at it for a while and I realized we’re all one organism living in the petri dish of the universe. No, but seriously she looks friggin’ hot. Sure, it would be nice if she was in a bikini, but sometimes it’s nice to be teased with what you don’t see. What’s really amazing is that she just had a baby a few months ago and she got her figure back. Carrying around a baby in her belly did nothing on her waistline. What is most showcased in these pictures is her lovely long legs. She has some bitchin’ thighs.
Yeah, I said bitchin’. Her legs are so hot that I had to go back to the 80′s in a time machine to find an adjective that could properly sum up how incredible her legs are.
It’s something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can’t stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can’t get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there’d be no Egotastic!
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O’Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.
A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo’ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.
What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.
Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.
Our Reader Finds weekly bit of Friday raunch continues, but with a new look and format. We’re quite sure you’ll still easily find your way to the goodies, of which, this week, there is another extraordinary sampling of the sextastic thanks in large part, actually, all part, to all of you. Ever amazing job you do.
This weeks Reader Finds includes hot Maria Fowler in a topless photoshoot, Demi Lovato ‘slipping’ on stage, a classic Kristin Cavallari bikini pictorial, Jolene Blalock in a see-through wet top, Helen Flannagan flashing deep cleavage, Brooklyn Decker looking amazing as usual, Jodie Gasson oiled up the wazzo (literally), the vastly underrated Jaime King, and Michelle Hunziker in a super hot photoshoot. Deep, dark, naughty. Just the way we like it.
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It’s sort of been a long term dream that one day all my hottie celeb favorites show up in their Sunday best for my Polo party, only Veuve Clicquot seems to have already stolen my idea, not to mention the hotties, and I don’t really have access to a Polo field like they do, or the horses, or mallets even, save for my collection of battery-powered authentic light sabers, so, yeah, I got beat to the punch one more time. The good news is, we can still all enjoy a solid leer at the sextastic ladies who made the Veuve event, including desperately MILFtastic Ali Larter, lusciously lean Zoe Saldana, forever hot Camilla Belle, underrated Jaime King, the sultry and boobtastic Sanaa Lathan, and Rachel Zoe, who I really don’t know at all, but I’d consider spending some time with in a broom closet becoming new buddies.
Enjoy your girls of Polo.