Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried Is a Trashy Bikini Cowgirl (Yeah, I Know, Awesome)

There are many ways I'd love to see Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried, and while nekkid in my bed calling me hither remains a firm number one on my list, this view of Amanda all tarted up and in a bikini and cowgirl boots is pretty damn nice as well. I'm not sure who at W magazine got the idea to put Amanda into such a cosplay pose, but kudos to you style mavens who are mostly trying to please your female readership. We men need a little something something from time to time, though we don't ultimately purchase your elixirs and tonics.

Amanda Seyfried is one of those elusive minxes who disappears for months on end, then suddenly reappears ready to make you feel happy and tingly all over. I guess she knows the secret of Santa Claus. If you only come around every now and then and leave gifts, you will become one of the most beloved figures. Amanda, you are my Santa. Now, let's find you some milk and cookies. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Topless, Emily Ratajkowski Topless, Amanda Seyfried Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

For the final Mr. Skin Minute video of the year, the good and righteously naughty minded folks at Mr. Skin.com have come up with their list of the top three celebrity boobtastic scenes of 2013. To say the least, it was a great year for funbags on the silver screen, big and little, screens that is. And chest puppies too. While major motion pictures have decided to strip much of the sexuality from their imagery, in favor largely of more violence and CGI special effects, there are still, thankfully, many outlets for catching raw passion-inducing nekkindness such that boys can turn into men and men can act like boys.

Mr. Skin's top three celebrity ta-ta scenes of 2013 consists of Amanda Seyfried flashing her bare teats in Lovelace, Emily Ratajkowski showing off her perfect pair in the Blurred Lines music video, and Lindsay Lohan and a return engagement for her plump melons in The Canyons. I honestly have no complaints with this list. Just smiles. Enjoy.

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Natalie Portman Bare Booty, Amanda Seyfried Topless, Mary Louise Parker Nekkid Fill the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

You know the very minute the guys invented the motion picture camera they were thinking only one thing. Let's go find some hot chicks to film. And when they discovered that these hot women had a strong interesting in seeing themselves visually recorded, well, that's when they knew they had created something genius. Our friends at Mr. Skin are merely the evolution of those early days in cinema, cutting off all the fat to get to get to the meat, the good stuff, the hot skin on film.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Portman not the least bit nekkid in Thor, but quite body and booty revealing in Hotel Chevalier, Amanda Seyfried topless as a porn star in Lovelace, now on Blu-Ray, and also out on hi-def home theater viewing, the entire collection of the TV Series Weeds, which among other wickedly hot topless moments has brought us numerous epic scenes of star Mary Louise Parker baring all her goodies in character. Quite the viewing. Enjoy.

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Amanda Seyfried in Panties, I’ll Take Some of That Please

Amanda Seyfried doesn't normally like to show a lot of skin in public, but she sure does revel in film roles that call for her little Nordic princess form to be exposed. It's all for the craft, naturally, which I can respect, as well as leer.

For who can not stare blankly and happily at the sight of Amanda Seyfried in her panties on the set of While We're Still Young currently filming in N.Y. I'm not that strong of a man. And I like Amanda's butt. I know I'm not alone in this sentiment. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Topless and More Topless in ‘Lovelace’ (VIDEO)

 

We got the tips of the iceberg as it were last week with preview and word that our belusted Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried was going to be not only showing a bit of skin in Lovelace, but actually showing lots of skin in lots of scenes in the biopic about America's first mainstream porn star. It's sort of been a non-stop party ever since.

While we urge, beg, and cajole you to see this film in its fullest, herein is a teaser of the fullest views of Amanda's funbags and some other fun and raunchy moments from the film, in a two minute trailer, I like to call Seyfried Cinematic Sextastic. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Topless in ‘Lovelace’! Yes Indeedy Do

 

Remember when you asked me if Amanda Seyfried would be topless in Lovelace, and I said I had heard that she was but I wasn't really sure because I hadn't seen the movie yet even though my friend Jed Tiwilliger had seen the movie and said she was though Jed still owed me $5 from the last time we went to Subway four months ago and he never paid me back so I didn't believe him to be a trustworthy fellow? Maybe you don't remember. Anyhow, turns out, Jed was right. Oh, was he ever.

The sextasitc Nordic princess drops her top for a full topless frontal reveal in multiple scenes in the porn star bio pic. No real XXX type activities like the real Linda Lovelace, but Amanda flashing her bare Seyfrieds for all the world to see. Well, sometimes I cry when I think about the artistic integrity that went into this decision. I mean, I'm crying on the inside masked by intense feelings of happiness and smiles all over. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried Deep Throating, Kristen Stewart and Lake Bell Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Quite a lineup of skin-filled cinematic goodness this week from our friends at Mr. Skin. While summer time might be calling your name outdoors, the allure of sextastic celebrity topless exhibitions might just be calling you into the theater or the privacy of your den for a little onscreen happy happy fun time. Such a tug of war this time of year.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Amanda Seyfried placing the eponymous deep-throater in Lovelace, Kristen Stewart in her infamous topless whack-a-doodle scene from On the Road now out on Blu-Ray, and also Lake Bell and Katie Aselton topless and out in nature in Black Rock. There's also a whole punch of horrible puns. But mostly just sweet bare funbags. Check it out. 

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