Hello blessed Friday. You are once again upon us. Arrived like icing on the cake of our week of showing off pies, as it were. Each and every final weekday I have the Brinks security men bring forth the velveteen wrapped satchel of Reader Finds for an orgy of the optically tremendously titillating. Oh, how I do so love Fridays. If I had a musical bone in my body, I’d write a song. Nay, my bone is dedicated entirely to the content unfolding herein.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Amanda Seyfried topless goodness in Lovelace (a revisit thanks to EgoReader ‘Denny’), Michelle Lewin wicked hot Instagram pics (muchas gracias to ‘Rob’ on the hottie Venezuelan), Lucy Liu flashing her bare moneymakers (much kudos to ‘Bill P.’), Annabeth Gish in a rare topless performance (blessings counted by ‘David M.’), Keira Knightly nipple pokes in skinema (lovely Keira headlights thanks to ‘Devon’), Scarlett Johansson teasy for Cosmo back in the day (lovely Scarjo’s via ‘Stacey’), Moira Kelly topless in a trifecta of ta-ta hits (well done trio performed by ‘Owen’), Jessica Grace Smith topless in Roman times (Vesuvius erupts thanks to ‘Donnie R.’), Enya Bakunova hot model nekkid goodness (beautiful girl, no clothes, dropped off by ‘David T.’), Karlie Kloss topless in Vogue (slender model goodness via ‘Steve’), Susan Sarandon topless in a skinema classic (whoa ta-ta’s provided by ‘Stunner’), Thandie Newton topless in the tub (thumping by ‘Drake’), Erika Eleniak topless in her best role ever (so grateful to the talented ‘Sal’), beautifully exotic Elizaveta Boyarskaya topless in her feature role (lovely lass leers courtesy of ‘Ruben’), Elizabeth Gillies deep cleavage shines (lovely chesty views from ‘Ellen E.’), Neta Garty topless in a screen role of her own (more foreign goblets from the mind of ‘Em F.’), Madonna topless in her Truth or Dare masterwork (flashback to funbags by adept ‘Allan’), Linda Fiorentino in early topless goodness (just sublime sextastic via ‘Colton’), Cortney Palm quite palm baring in Zombeavers (oh, that blessed film and boobtastic by ‘Quin’), and last but not least, the vastly underrated Juno Temple full frontal fruity filled fun. Enjoy.
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There are many ways I’d love to see Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried, and while nekkid in my bed calling me hither remains a firm number one on my list, this view of Amanda all tarted up and in a bikini and cowgirl boots is pretty damn nice as well. I’m not sure who at W magazine got the idea to put Amanda into such a cosplay pose, but kudos to you style mavens who are mostly trying to please your female readership. We men need a little something something from time to time, though we don’t ultimately purchase your elixirs and tonics.
Amanda Seyfried is one of those elusive minxes who disappears for months on end, then suddenly reappears ready to make you feel happy and tingly all over. I guess she knows the secret of Santa Claus. If you only come around every now and then and leave gifts, you will become one of the most beloved figures. Amanda, you are my Santa. Now, let’s find you some milk and cookies. Enjoy.
For the final Mr. Skin Minute video of the year, the good and righteously naughty minded folks at Mr. Skin.com have come up with their list of the top three celebrity boobtastic scenes of 2013. To say the least, it was a great year for funbags on the silver screen, big and little, screens that is. And chest puppies too. While major motion pictures have decided to strip much of the sexuality from their imagery, in favor largely of more violence and CGI special effects, there are still, thankfully, many outlets for catching raw passion-inducing nekkindness such that boys can turn into men and men can act like boys.
Mr. Skin’s top three celebrity ta-ta scenes of 2013 consists of Amanda Seyfried flashing her bare teats in Lovelace, Emily Ratajkowski showing off her perfect pair in the Blurred Lines music video, and Lindsay Lohan and a return engagement for her plump melons in The Canyons. I honestly have no complaints with this list. Just smiles. Enjoy.
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You know the very minute the guys invented the motion picture camera they were thinking only one thing. Let’s go find some hot chicks to film. And when they discovered that these hot women had a strong interesting in seeing themselves visually recorded, well, that’s when they knew they had created something genius. Our friends at Mr. Skin are merely the evolution of those early days in cinema, cutting off all the fat to get to get to the meat, the good stuff, the hot skin on film.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Portman not the least bit nekkid in Thor, but quite body and booty revealing in Hotel Chevalier, Amanda Seyfried topless as a porn star in Lovelace, now on Blu-Ray, and also out on hi-def home theater viewing, the entire collection of the TV Series Weeds, which among other wickedly hot topless moments has brought us numerous epic scenes of star Mary Louise Parker baring all her goodies in character. Quite the viewing. Enjoy.
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Amanda Seyfried doesn’t normally like to show a lot of skin in public, but she sure does revel in film roles that call for her little Nordic princess form to be exposed. It’s all for the craft, naturally, which I can respect, as well as leer.
For who can not stare blankly and happily at the sight of Amanda Seyfried in her panties on the set of While We’re Still Young currently filming in N.Y. I’m not that strong of a man. And I like Amanda’s butt. I know I’m not alone in this sentiment. Enjoy.
We got the tips of the iceberg as it were last week with preview and word that our belusted Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried was going to be not only showing a bit of skin in Lovelace, but actually showing lots of skin in lots of scenes in the biopic about America’s first mainstream porn star. It’s sort of been a non-stop party ever since.
While we urge, beg, and cajole you to see this film in its fullest, herein is a teaser of the fullest views of Amanda’s funbags and some other fun and raunchy moments from the film, in a two minute trailer, I like to call Seyfried Cinematic Sextastic. Enjoy.
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