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Celebrating Paris Jackson’s 20th Birthday With Her Sexiest Instagram Shots

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brian-mcgee - April 3, 2018

It seems impossible to believe, but Paris Jackson has turned 20, and we're all old and on the verge of death. It's a depressing statistic, but at the very least, it's nice to know that Paris is now just one year away from being able to legally drink, and once that happens, then it's on to the Propofol. Hopefully not, though, that leads to some seriously bad stuff.

It's crazy to think that Paris was only 11 when her dad died. That's sad. When I was 11, I was just getting dragged to terrible movies with my dad. But that's a story for any number of other articles. Paris seems to have taken it in stride and grown into a mature young woman who tirelessly markets herself on social media. Daddy would definitely be proud of his little girl.

Twenty years from now, I'll be writing about Paris Jackson turning 40 shortly before I go and empty my colostomy bag and cry myself to sleep, praying for death. But I'll bet you anything Paris is still looking great and turning heads and posting on whatever replaces social media one day. It's just good genes.

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