bill-swift - February 21, 2013
Yes, gentlemen, we're perilously close to being somewhat educational here. And who the hell wants ACTUAL FACT-KNOWLEDGE fired into their faces on a leisurely hump day morning? No bastard, that's who. Tits to that.
Fear not though, we're just proffering a little context (in the form of an easily-swallowed info-nugget) before hastening to the real business of the day: getting so drunk you can't spell your own face with a little aid from some video games. It's incumbent upon us to remind you, then, that this day in 1933 saw the proposal of the Twenty-first Amendment to the U.S Constitution. Grandpa Egotastic alleges that Congress dubbed this the â€˜Come back, beer! We've missed your sweet, passing-out-on-a-stranger's-kitchen-linoleum-with-piss-soaked-pants embrace! Prohibition sucks monkey nuts anyway, it inspired Bugsy malone; which is, as we all know damn well,utterlyshit' proposal.
Be that as it may, the Amendment wasn't ratified until the following December; but the enterprising gentlemen of America began pummeling their meaty fists on brewery windows across the nation with exhortations that they'll â€˜get their damn beer back by punching gonads' from this very day (except they didn't). The best video game-centric salutation to our proud, intoxicated grandpappies? The demented drinking games in the gallery. Ego-disclaimer: potential liver-rupturing booze death awaits. Don't try these at home. They're purely for piss-takery purposes.
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