Celebrate Rapper Eminem’s Birthday By Admiring His Incredibly Hot Daughter Hailie Scott

I know it might seem counterintuitive to ogle a woman as a way to celebrate their father, but I think I can defend it by performing only the slightest of mental gymnastics.

Unless we have been deceived by daytime television, the most important thing a person can do in their life is be a parent. So by appreciating their offspring we are honoring their good work, and who doesn’t appreciate that? I know I loved my art teacher’s compliment towards the bowl that I made during the pottery lesson. I feel like that is comparable.

And look at what a good job Mr. Eminem did with Hailie. She is no waif, so clearly she has been well fed. That is great from a legal standpoint. But she also has all of those important physical features that we adore so. That means he took great care in the choosing of his mate. Despite whatever his previous lyrics have claimed, I think the fruits of his labor speak more loudly. And that is the end of it. Nothing more to say, or rebut. No regrets are held. No mistakes were made. All is well in the house of Em.

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