elliot-wolf - August 3, 2018
The only time I enjoy when women fight is when they’re fighting to be the prettiest. That’s a battle I can always get behind. And this particular competition is one of the fiercest threeways I’ve seen since the time my friend’s pig, goat, and dog all got into it. Fortunately this isn’t a case of farm animals fighting, but three beautiful women taking their best crack at who looks the best. Which is hard to tell since it’s a showdown between Danielle Armstrong, Jessica Wright, and Ferne McCann.
Danielle in a silver dress just does something to me. She’s seductive and more attractive than every magnet holding their fair share of sentimental pictures to my metal fridge. I sure would like to hold her. Jessica Wright is never wrong when it comes to picking the perfect hairstyle or outfit that makes me swoon at the sight of her. The proof is in her last name. Ferne takes being fine to the next level. She’s like a beautiful butterfly that skipped the caterpillar stage. Attempting to imagine her as ever being unattractive is just impossible. This calls for a threeway tie. Every one of these ladies deserve a trophy for their hard work dressing to the nines and coming out as perfect tens.
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