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Cecil the Lion Returns from the Dead to Eat Black Hating Taylor Swift

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Lex Jurgen - September 7, 2015

Taylor Swift is taking heat from people she will someday own as human pets for her Wildest Dream music video which depicts a romantic fantasy she has of Africa without any black people. Lake Victoria is lovely in the summer without the negroes to ruin it. Taylor Swift has a history of making music videos with an all white cast because white people are better dancers and more musically inclined. Numerous junior pop singers are jumping to Swift's defense because she's the cappo di tutti capi of the teen girl music market. Don't come to Taylor Swift for a favor without having offered one yourself. Alli Simpson who is a real life Australian teenager and sister of somebody famous dug super deep:

Taylor Swift is like the most genuine girl and she just loves everybody for who they are and I don't think she would ever have that thought. She wouldn't even think about that.

Having once passed Taylor Swift backstage at an event, Simpson seems like the best character witness. I once caught sight of Jerry Sandusky on the sideline of a Penn State football game and his cock wasn't forcibly planted into any boy rectum. I call bullshit. Nobody believes Taylor Swift is a racist because that would presume there's something interesting about her. At worst she's walking this earth in peace trying to leave a minimal carbon footprint, minus the fleet of jets. Haters gonna hate hate hate. Hire some black backup dancers before the inspection. This can be fixed.

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